The Conners

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  • ABC (US)
  • 21
  • Comedy

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5x1
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
Episode overview
In an effort to save money, newlyweds Darlene and Ben and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. .. show full overview
5x2
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
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Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, .. show full overview
5x3
Driving, Dating and Deceit
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Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben .. show full overview
5x4
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
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When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
5x5
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Episode overview
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
5x6
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
Episode overview
It’s Halloween at the Conners’, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own .. show full overview
5x7
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Episode overview
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
5x8
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
Episode overview
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipated.
5x9
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
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Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
5x10
The Dog Days of Christmas
Episode overview
The holidays are approaching and Dan meets his mother-in-law for the first time. Elsewhere, Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
5x11
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
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The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
5x12
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
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Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
5x13
New Pipes and Old Secrets
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Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
5x14
Adding Insult to Injury
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Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
5x15
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
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Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
5x16
Hiding In and Moving Out
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Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
5x17
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
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Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
5x18
Road Trip and Guilt Trip
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Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
5x19
Text Thread and the Marital Bed
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Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
5x20
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
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Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark’s college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
5x21
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
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Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
5x22
The Grad Finale
Episode overview
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.

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