"G" is for Jesus

Music: This Is The Church - COGIC IMD Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod Written and Directed by: Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance

Bow your eyes and close your heads, cause your favorite televangelists have arrived unannounced, like a thief in the night! Please enjoy this sketch, "G is for Jesus 2: Karate for Christ" for your hedonistic pleasure!

Let's go back in time shall we? You are once again an awkward, naïve teen just trying to seem cool, and fit in... you know, follow the pack and avoid being TORN TO SHREDS. You enter a dim, dingy room with black walls, flashing colorful lights, and throbbing music from last decade. The air is thick with the smell of sweat as slick, shiny bodies in their best clothing undulate unnaturally through the murky cacophony. Suddenly, a shady figure emerges from the fog. He's wearing a cheap blazer and pants so tight they could be spray-painted on. You can't quite make out his face through the pounding chaos but he seems... far too old to be here - oh, and what's this? He's got something clutched in his clammy hand he wants you to take. It's... a slice of lukewarm pizza?? "Hey dude! Hope you brought your Bible!" he screams with far too much confidence for a man with a '96 Pontiac Grand Am. That's right, that's not a drug dealer and this isn't a night club; that's your youth pastor and this... i

[Talk to Peebo] ᐊ [Trade] [Leave] Peebo: “Hark! Hail and well met, yon traveller! Make haste! Come hither! For I have a quest most titillating for thee! Forsooth! This opportunity indeed holds much in the way of trinkets and treasures to stow in thy pantaloons! Prithee, tell me... hast thou ever desired to be thine own boss-” [Skip] ᐊ Peebo: “...so I’ve devised a multi-leveled plan most ingenious... a scheme if thou will-” [Skip] ᐊ Peebo: “...once thou hast slain the Bone Boy and made it to the top of the pyramid-” [Skip] ᐊ Peebo: “...rich beyond thine wildest dreams!” [Leave] ᐊ Peebo: “I shall add thy name to my list of group scroll recipients!” [Kill Peebo] ᐊ ... [Watch the New Wizards with Guns comedy sketch] ᐊ … [Loot Peebo] ᐊ

Here's a thorough list from the book of Etreesions that sums up everyone who WON'T be raptured into Heaven come Judgments Day: Sorcerers Liars Thieves Dentists People with Velcro wallets People who wear cargo shorts above the knees Rondald McDondald and his Hamburger, Grimace

After you watch this "G" is for Jesus comedy sketch, order our Christmas Worship Album, "P is for Praise" out now! We got all your favorites songs, including but not limited to: -Make the Yule Tide Straight -Grandma Did Not Evolve from a Reindeer -Wrapping Paper Rapture -The LAST Noel -And the much requested CHRISTIAN version, of salient night

We just wanted to say how thrilled we were to have REAL women in a sketch finally! They were true professionals and worth EVERY penny! Even the extra fee for the blonde one to grow out her mustache!