"G" is for Jesus

Megachurch Pastors Try to Predict the Apocalypse (1x6)

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Here's a thorough list from the book of Etreesions that sums up everyone who WON'T be raptured into Heaven come Judgments Day: Sorcerers Liars Thieves Dentists People with Velcro wallets People who wear cargo shorts above the knees Rondald McDondald and his Hamburger, Grimace