Characters

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  Carl Palmer

  Played by: Bob Mortimer
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  Chris Palmer/DI Keith Fowler

  Played by: Vic Reeves
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  Tess

  Played by: Morwenna Banks
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  Tony

  Played by: Reece Shearsmith
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  Roy Oates

  Played by: Matt Lucas
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  Mark

  Played by: Mark Benton
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  Pat

  Played by: Charlie Higson