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3x1
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
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Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
3x2
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
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Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
3x3
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
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Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
3x4
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
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Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
3x7
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
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Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
3x5
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
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Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
3x8
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
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Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
3x9
A Report From the CollegeHumor Office
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Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
3x6
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
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Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
3x10
U2 Gets Me Too’d At a Scooby Doo Read-Through
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Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
3x11
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
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Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
3x12
Mom Disappointed In Son... Again
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Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
3x13
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
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Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
3x14
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
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Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
3x16
Good Morning, River View High!
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The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
3x17
Welcome to Bug News
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A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
3x15
Hot Dogs Are Made From People (But Still Tasty)
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Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
3x18
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
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Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
3x19
I'm Getting a FaceTime From a Greasy Little Puppet
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The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
3x20
Handshakes For Men, Hugs For Women
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Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
3x22
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
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Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
3x23
Spit In Your Hand To Honor the Troops
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Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation. *Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*
3x24
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
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Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
3x25
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches With a Bowling Ball
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Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
3x26
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
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Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

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