The Real McCoys

Kate's "pickle-brained" ex-boyfriend visits the McCoys with his new bride, and Luke is envious of the old flame's unlikely success in the business world.

Grampa doesn't take George seriously as the new game warden--until he is issued a summons for hunting pheasant in the off-season.

The McCoy household dips into their meager savings to pay for Hassie's screen test.

After feeling unappreciated by the McCoy household, especially when it comes to her cooking, Kate undertakes some extreme measures to get their attentions.

Kate would love to get an invitation to the garden club--and Grampa schemes to get her one.

Grampa is thrilled to have a new neighbor--a single, middle-aged lady--until she outdoes Grampa in everything from farming to pitching horseshoes.

Luke gets tricked into stepping into the ring with a professional boxer, but Kate won't stand for it. With the McCoys' pride and $100 at stake, Grampa decides to take matters into his own hands.

Grampa takes a job at George's gas station, which leads to nothing but trouble.

Grampa sneaks into an Air Force base to complain about the low-flying jets that have been disturbing the farm.

Grampa sends Luke out to sell farm produce, but Luke winds up lending the goods to a struggling cafe owned by a widow and her lovely daughter. Kate is suspicious that something more might be going on, while Grampa sets out to either collect the cash or take back the produce.LESS

The McCoys are proud to receive a visit from a politician who campaigns on behalf of the farmers, but they soon realize that nothing seems to be adding up right for the candidate.

Grampa thinks that Pepino would work harder if he was a married man, so he convinces the farmhand to marry his latest girlfriend--but Grampa has to turn his scheme around when he finds out that Pepino would have leave the farm to provide the bride-to-be's expected lifestyle.

Grampa thinks that he's discovered a shortcut into town, but it's actually a drag strip for the local hot rod club.

Little Luke is terrified when he has to explore the local haunted house as a club initiation, so Grampa and Luke try to convince him that there's no such thing as ghosts.

Grampa has a scheme to prevent Sam from being deported: a quick marriage to Aggie.

Hassie has unexpected competition for her new boyfriend--Grampa and Luke need him to help build their boat from blueprints.

Grampa has a scheme to get rich after the junkman buys one of George's paintings for $20--until he finds out why the junkman wanted it.

Luke comes up with a new scheme for making money--selling perfume to sweeten barns.

Luke promises Kate and the kids that he'll buy a used television set, but Grampa has already committed the cookie jar money to buy an electric saw.

George drives into a ditch on the McCoys' property, breaking their water pipe in the process. Grampa claims he posted a warning sign, but George claims there was no sign. A lawsuit ensues.

Grampa manages George's campaign for town councilman, but trouble ensues when he starts favoring the opposition.

George's cousin stays at the McCoy's farm, and proceeds to take over the house.

Luke is headed for the gutter after Kate finds him bowling with a pretty girl.

Grampa has mixed emotions after Little Luke wins a prize by writing an essay about him.

Luke tries to put some backbone into his henpecked cousin.

The McCoys are excited to stay at a posh Los Angeles hotel for the annual Sons of the Mystic Nile convention. Unfortunately, Grampa finds out that the lodge is planning to introduce mandatory retirement for its older officers, and Kate has to worry about Luke and the bathing beauties at the pool.LESS

Little Luke gets a lot of ribbing from his friends after he draws Agnes' name as his partner, and schemes to take another girl to the school dance. But, Grampa and Luke have schemes of their own to convince the boy to play by the rules.

Grampa and George make a friendly swap of a couple of small plots, but begin scheming against each other after they separately discover oil on the land they previously owned.

Once again, Kate and Grampa argue about how to raise the youngsters of the family.

Grampa thinks that his court case against the telephone company will be a sure victory after he finds out that George is the jury foreman.

Little Luke does amazingly well after he starts delivering newspapers, but the rest of the family is even more astonished when the boy refuses to add his money to the McCoy cookie jar.

Kate defies Luke and Grampa to wear a new strapless dress to the Grange dance.

The local farmers form a co-op and decide to raise the prices of their eggs by holding on to them--but Grampa sees it as an opportunity to get rich by underselling his half of the McCoy's eggs to willing customers.

Grampa misunderstands why a couple of antique dealers paid a good price for some old furniture left to him by a late family member, and decides he can get rich by buying junk furniture and auctioning it off.

Kate refuses to believe that a visiting cousin is really the family jinx, despite Luke and Grampa's warnings.

Grampa proves to be a better schemer after he gets more votes than George to be a lodge delegate--but then Grampa finds out that he can't afford the trip to the convention in San Francisco.

An elderly financier decides to foreclose the mortgage she holds on the McCoy's farm, and Grampa can think of only one way to save the family's home--by marrying the lonely spinster.

Much to everyone's dismay, Hassie and her latest boyfriend have decided to get married, and Grampa has his own scheme to solve the problem.

After a destroyer with historical ties to West Virgina is slated to be junked by the navy, Grampa takes matters into his own hands to save the ship from the scrap heap.