The Real McCoys

Luke and Kate decide the McCoys should have a new car and trade in their old Ford. When Grampa learns of the transaction, he's heartbroken at losing a ""member of the family"" and tries to get it back. Flora MacMichael, knowing how Grampa feels about the old car, has bought it from the junk man and returns it to Grampa.

Grampa is upset when he finds Hassie learning to dance to rock and roll music and using makeup in order to attract the attention of Tommy, the most popular boy in her class. When Kate convinces Grampa his ideas are old-fashioned, he and Luke decide to assist Hassie in her conquest.

Grampa has a scheme to get Little Luke a place in the school band.

When Kate is unsuccessful in trying to teach Luke to dance, she finally talks him into taking dancing lessons, much to Grampa's disgust. When Kate discovers the dancing teacher is a very attractive young lady, she becomes jealous.

Luke goes over Grampa's head when he hires a geologist to locate and drill the new well.

Grampa becomes involved with a couple of con men over a dog. He realizes they are trying to cheat him, and with the help of George MacMichael, they turn the tables on the crooks. Meanwhile, the entire McCoy family has become so attached to the dog, Mac, he becomes a member of the family.

Luke decides to prove to the family that he can really sing by entering a talent show being broadcast on the radio.

Luke and Kate have a spat when Luke and Grampa show their disgust for public kissing by the Emerys, who have been married over five years. It takes Grampa to clear up the situation by explaining that there's a time and place for kissing, and that a public display of affection doesn't necessarily denote love.

Grampa schemes at the county fair by a passing off a prized pig as his own.

Grampa tries to teach Tommy the way to handle women, and starts a war of the sexes in the McCoy household that threatens to ruin the upcoming dance for everyone.

George gives Kate an old vacuum cleaner--and Grampa is insulted by the act of charity.

Pepino goes out of his way to hire what he thinks will be a weaker co-worker so that he won't have any competition.

Kate likes the new neighbors, but Grampa insists that they are snobs.

Luke gets a job as a shoe salesman--and Grampa disapproves.

Grampa is worried that Kate will become disillusioned with farm life after they visit her old friend in Hollywood.

The McCoys have a chance for a bank loan--until Grampa almost ruins everything.

Luke digs up a valuable prehistoric bone--and the trouble begins.

A McCoy receives honors from the lodge--but it's Luke, and not Grampa.

Grampa refuses to give Kate driving lessons, but Luke gives in to her request.

Grampa delights in telling about his war adventures--until the truth comes to light.

Grampa does everything he can to put an end to the drought--including a rain dance with an Indian.

The McCoys all think that George is wonderful houseguest--except for Grampa.

The McCoy household is worried that Kate's widowed mom has been swindled into marrying a man who is really after her $40 a month income.

Kate is worried about her weight, so Luke tries to ease her mind by altering her dress.

Grampa thinks he's doing the right thing by escorting Hassie to the local hang-out for teenagers.

A young widow invites Grampa out, causing him to forget about his date with Flora.

Grampa talks Luke into becoming a little league coach.

Hassie thinks her family and friends are indifferent to her upcoming birthday, unaware that Grampa is secretly organizing a surprise party.

Grampa becomes a civil disobedience hero when he threatens to bypass the county road commissioner's rules and repair a pothole himself.

Luke and Grampa's nightly checkers games leads Kate to feel like she is being neglected.

Grampa puts on a show to convince the tax man that he is poor--and the neighbors believe it as well.

Kate is in line to win the homemaker contest, but Grampa has his eyes on the prize.

Grampa's latest scheme backfires when he witholds an insurance payment.

The McCoys are swindled by a shady paint salesman.

Grampa senses an opportunity to discredit Little Luke's new hero when the former city-dweller takes the neighborhood boys on a nature hike.

Luke aims to raise his standing with Little Luke by beating Grampa in the annual skeet competition.

Grampa doesn't let his lack of reading ability to get in the way of getting hired for a new job that requires answering mail.

A visitor trips on a post hole, and uses his acting skills to trick the McCoys into letting him have a long stay.

Little Luke loses the church money he has raised to a carnival shyster, and Grampa has a scheme to get it back.