The Crystal Maze

So begins the Second series of the legend that is the Crystal maze. Watch another collection of brain dead idiots with advanced qualifications that cant do the simplest of things, like wire up a plug.... Contestants: Keith Rowling (25), Chris Cairns (29), Erica Smith (28), Rosie Gaskin (24), Liz Maxim (16), Roland Hopkins (23)

Season two episode two. What fun and frolics will befall this weeks contestants. Watch and find out.... Contestants: Leslie Bibby, Annette Kay, Stuart Evans, Diane Watoilove, Gavin Tagg, Nikki Bedford

Episode three. Watch Richard O Brien destroy more egos with witty quips and put downs..... Contestants: Dave Coplin, Andrea Addis, Steve Phillips, Lisa O'Hanlou, Harry Gould, Joanne Hopkins

Episode four. Can you see the Crystal??? What do I have to do????? How much time have I got left?????? GET OUT.....GET OUUUTTTTT!!!!! Contestants: Kim Bradshaw, Rachael Duncan, Matt Kiessling, Kate Finn, Gary Holderness, James Songster

Episode five. Good old Reckless Rick is back to guide another collection of imbeciles through the maze.... Will they win? Or will they get locked in???? Contestants: Ali Mohammed, John Claro, Louise Lockhart, Adrian Bell, Siobhan Ugram, Julia Horsley

Episode Six. The Crystal Maze....Richard O Brien and another team of hopefulls attempt the Crystal Maze. Another classic episode from a game show where you had to think, have skill and put some effort in. And not just randomly opening boxes in the hope of winning something..... Contestants: Tracey Woodcock, Stuart Grey, Chris Gilbert, Brett Higginson, Julia Green, Sherry Vincent

Episode Seven of Season Two. Richard is at it again with another team of pillocks..... The Contestants : Chris Curtis, Jeff Whiteway, Neil Brown, Helen Bertulsons, Nicola Courtney, Julie Rosworth

Episode Eight. Setting - The Crystal Maze... and Richard O Brien in rip roaring form, destroying the hopes of the team, and generally ripping them to pieces with his acidic wit as another collection of berks try to work out how to get a small ball to drop through a small hole.... Contestants : Ivan Cummings, Andy Fawcett, Neal Williams, Claire Nortcliff, Elizabeth Hurdman, Janet McKenzie

Episode Nine. Another gaggle of eager fools attempt the maze. Can they win a time crystal or three? Or will they fall over their own feet and end up in a pool of water? Watch and see!!!! Contestants : Eira Latham, David Dunlop, Chris Gordon Coker, Lesley Holt, Martin Copperwheat, Kate Davidson

Episode Ten. Another episode of legendary shenanigans from the Maze of Crystals....Watch the hilarity as Richard finally loses patience and attempts to teach a brain dead fool how to count and add up... Contestants : Nicola Ford (20), Donna Kelly (25), Richard Colburn (28), Rachael Schilling (24), Tony Pantelli (23), Nicolas Gout (27)

Episode Eleven. The Maze Master is here for a collection of cunning games to be played by a collection of clueless gimps. Can the young lady get the handle put together the right way round? Can she turn it fast enough to get the crystal? Or will it be a lock in?? Contestants : Sandie Funnell (37), Mark McCarthy (29), Aileen Moran (20), Grant Phipps (35), Louise Gardiner (19), Dominic Gonzalez (26)

Episode 12. Richard is back with another team of 80s throwbacks, who have decided to humiliate themselves on national television. What is going to happen this time????? Will a qualified airline pilot be unable to tell the difference between a red and green light? Or will he get confused by which way UP is supposed to be??? Contestants : Laura Knight, David Carnall, Jane Morland, David MacPherson, Viveca Selhurst, David Beatie

Episode Thirteen. So ends the second series of the Crystal Maze. By this point in the shows run, Richard O Brien had become a household name, and the contestants had cemented their place in history, as classic examples of people that would make chimpanzees look like Albert Einstein... And the term - You Crystal Maze Contestant!!! Had passed into common use in the English language, to be used as an insulting term for someone who is not very bright.... Contestants : Mandy Pinfield Wells (37), Martine Broderick (33), Nick Southan (27), Ian Burrell (20), Lorna Ko (17), Bhajneet Ahlowalia (23)