Skyrim For Pimps

Fün Tits is back in all her glory! Sensing a possible cure for Astrid in vampirism, Fün begins the Skyrim Dawnguard quest and meets the beautiful vampire Serana.

Fün travels to castle Volkihar where she meets Serana's father, Lord Hardon. Err, I mean Lord HARKon. He offers Fün the ultimate gift - the chance to be a sexy and powerful Vampire Lord! For her first mission with her new powers, Fün travels to a skooma den where she kills all sorts of losers, and finds a couple shit buckets!

Fun Tits goes on a quest to find the Moth Priest. Along the way she kills a bunch of stuff and finds the remains of the students of Winterhold.

Fün Tits goes on an adventure to find some stuff while Serena babbles about things. But at least she has a funny ninja skeleton that runs like an idiot.

Fün Tits goes on an adventure with Serena to meet Serena's vampire mom who is a stuffy cold bitch.

Fün Tits goes on an adventure with Serena to meet Serena's vampire mom who is a stuffy cold bitch. Eventually they encounter a dragon and he's a total loser. So they make fun of him.

Fün Tits goes on an adventure with Serena to put an arrow through some woman's face. When that somehow doesn't kill her, they put an icicle through her cold heart.

Fün Tits goes on an adventure to the College of Winterhold and meets a weird guy named Crotch Guzzler. This guy has issues.

Fün gets the last Elder Scroll from Crotch's house, finds a cave full of sexy moths, and gets super high trying to read it.

Fün goes on an adventure to get a bow to kick the sun's ass.

After discovering a couple more dumb gazebos, we visit the home of the blind Falmer elves who make shitty bridges with holes in them and traps that are good for playing practical jokes on your friends.

After discovering a couple more dumb gazebos, Fun Tits kills some more sluts, fights the ultimate fight, and turns the sun into an anus.

The season 3 Finale is here! Fün Tits recruits Crotch Guzzler to permanently resurrect her long lost love Astrid, but then faces an impossible choice: Serana or Astrid?