Funhaus Variety!

Ah, who could forget the classic "Lovable Bespectacled Child Dies of Anaphylaxis" movie era of the early 90s. It was a refreshing change from all the body swapping silliness of the 80s.

My wife told me she caught Infidelity from a toilet seat back in '08 and just can't seem to shake it; no matter how many Applebee's bartenders she bangs.

Please be patient with Ryan. He broke his other four fingers in a freak belt-tightening accident. That day he vowed: Never again.

For a whole year I thought I had a gluten intolerance, but then my gastroenterologist told me I just REALLY liked being a burden to others when dining out.

One of our former interns made the mistake of reading aloud a passage in Ryan's Book of Lore. Now she spends her days in a padded cell, humming Dead Milkmen songs and scribbling Jim Varney quotes on the walls with her poop.

Back in the golden age of Nickelodeon game shows you could win yourself a trip to space camp with nothing more than a little determination and the willingness to get ringworm from a kiddie pool full of fake mashed potatoes.