Funhaus Variety!

Join the Funhaus team for a championship wrestling role-play mystery!

Last year for Christmas my kid gave me the cutest little homemade card all covered with glitter and macaroni and pictures of us together. This year she'll probably give me the same stupid piece of dogshit but with slightly better handwriting.

Have a little fun with your partner this Christmas by giving them a homemade book full of cute coupons like "One Candlelit Dinner for Two at Enzo's", "One Free Apology for Banging that Hostess in the Bathroom at Enzo's", "2 for 1 STD Tests at the Clinic Down the Street from Enzo's", and "Full Custody of the Kids".