Dude Soup

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This podcast was filmed this week at RTX Australia! We somehow made it through the event only hitting one attendee in the head with a boomerang.

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We've lost so much. Where will we go? What will we do? Every time we see someone obsessively checking their phone, the wind will whisper ~get back to work~.

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They don't, that's the real secret. We just gotta clickbait in all the YouTube kids. Wait, maybe this is why YouTube sucks! It's just an endless cycle of bait to convince those without standards to consume your media. Mind blown.

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This episode of Dude Soup is a real game of musical chairs. You almost get the entire Funhaus crew. You get your standard Lawrence/James/Adam lineup, but WHAM then we hit ya with a Peake. For the first time in recent memory on the video podcast! And then, just when you think things can't get much more exciting, BAM here comes a Joel! Ohh buddy, now things are heating up. What's that, you want more? BZAAP, you get Elyse! Wowie wowow woah! And then, to cap things off, we bring on a very special guest that's so surprising we can't even mention in in the description. You'll have to watch the whole video to find out who it is!

Yeah. It's probably too hard. But we're just normcore scrub casuals who need BradyGames Guides to help cheat and win. We've never played a REAL game like Dark Souls before, so we can't possibly appreciate its punishing gameplay, or punishing gray visuals, or punishing online fan community. Nope. Not us. We're just little baby boys who only play mobile games and don't have the rich depth of experience to tell us what's good and what's Dark Souls.

It's a banner day because two large men punched each other a lot. This is a big deal for some reason, so here we are to talk about it a lot.

Ironically, Joel had to write the description of his own departure video on YouTube. Ain't that some shit.

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In front of a live audience at RTX 2016, we reveal for the first time what REALLY makes us tick. Just be prepared for the tiny beings piloting our robot bodies to suddenly reveal themselves.

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Did it feel like bathing in the majesty of the cosmos or just shooting at rocks with lasers for 10 hours?

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SOURCES: No Man's Sky Subreddit Closed: ;http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-10-05-no-mans-sky-subreddit-shut-down

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Beware some very real Dr. Strange spoilers and some very fake "XXX: The Return of Whatever" spoilers in today's episode. Topics: 00:00 - Dr Strange 47:35 - XXX

Special guest Geoff Keighley stops by to talk all about the Game Awards! Don't be jelly.

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