Dude Soup

Once upon a time we started a new youtube channel called ButtBot. But then we thought about t-shirt designs and decided that might not be a great idea. So we renamed the channel FUNHAUS, and invited Rooster Teeth to pay us to do stupid videos. They agreed! Here's our first podcast. And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.

Is Fallout 4 coming out We have no idea, but that sure as shootin' ain't gonna stop us from talking about it for an hour. Bethesda did announce that they would have their very first E3 press conference this year, so that's gotta mean something. All this, plus YOUR comments, and an in-depth discussion of Jupiter Ascending (why god why) in this episode of Dude Soup!

The Order 1886 is supposedly only 5 hours long, and half that is cutscenes. Is this game worth $60 How do you determine whether or not a game is worth the price tag Michael from Achievement Hunter guest-casts with us to find out why Spoole's method is crazy.

Are you as big a Star Wars fan as we are We named a shitload of tertiary characters, but can you tell us who they all are Does anyone care NO.

Are Half Life 3 and Fallout 4 getting announced this year We have no damn clue, but why not drool over the possibility with us for an hour All this, plus your fan art, comments, and f'art in this bowl of Dude Soup.

We played Battlefield Hardline at PAX East and it was...fun We talk about why - and why we also LOVE FRIGGIN OVERWATCH SO MUCH - in this week's Dude Soup.

You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a TV. You wouldn't steal a game. Or maybe you would, what are we, your parents Piracy, GTA heists, SXSW, and more, on this week's Dude Soup.

We'd like to apologize for this one. See, we'd just played Drunkborne, which is coming out tomorrow. And we were really really REALLY drunk. And a little screamy. It was hard to pay attention. Anyway, try to "enjoy" this podcast, and trust me - it'll be worth it tomorrow.

Hooo boy, it's Halo time!! We're gonna talk about Mister Chorf! We're gonna talk about Cabana! We're gonna talk about Mickroshaft! And all your best pals!! So get in the soup with us!! Sponsor: http://www.fanduel.com, click on the microphone in the upper right hand corner, and cuse code "dude".

When Nintendo rolled out their Nintendo Creators Program for YouTube, they were pretty up front about what they expected of video producers who used their games. TONS of people in the YT community were pretty upset with the program, though, and as Nintendo rolls our more games, more YouTubers are running afoul of their program. This week we look at what happened to Angry Joe when he tried to post a Mario Party video, and we also talk about whether the new Final Fantasy characters are 3sexy5u. Sponsor: http://www.fanduel.com, click on the microphone in the upper right hand corner, and cuse code "dude".

Today's Menu: Soup du Jour - a fine, peppery Call of Stewdy with delicious CoD. Make it a Mortal Kombo meal with a side of fatalities!

Guys, I'm really sorry to tell you that everyone's favorite Funhaus member, Flitter the Glittercorn, isn't in this episode of Dude Soup. Actually...this is a really hard time for us... Flitter had a routine doctor appointment the day before we recorded, and what we all thought was just a bad rash is actually something much worse. She caught Joel's shingles. Shingles are typically comparatively mild in humans, but the virus is very aggressive for Glittercorns - Flitter's grandmother Yiskabelle came down with a case a few years ago and it wasn't pretty. They attacked her Sparkle glands and, unable to produce the vital Glittercorn MagicSheen that keeps their kidneys working, Yiskabelle suffered total organ failure. Anyway, Flitter is in intensive care now. We're hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst. Please do us a favor and leave a #PrayForFlitter on the video, and on twitter - she'll really appreciate the love even though the pain has forced us to put her in a medically induced coma. Remember: #PrayForFlitter. And god bless you all.

SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Harrys:http://hrys.co/1AifShc Promo code "dude" Shari's Berries: bit.ly/1ESDNen Click the microphone, use code "Dude Soup" So here's the deal. We know you love getting your Dude Soup piping hot at 6:00 am (or whatever the fuck timezone you live in) but I'm going to level with you: who wants soup in the morning (or whatever the fucking time of day it is where you live). WE don't like eating soup in the morning, which is why WE changed the upload on OUR channel to 6:00 pm. So we can have our soup like god herself intended: in the early evening, just as the first stars begin to appear and the crickets chirp their twilight lullaby.

We've got a real problem in the office, guys. Our air conditioner doesn't work. "OH, wah wah wah," you say. "These dicks get PAID to talk about games for an hour while they play stuff, and they're complaining about the AIR CONDITIONING! WELL CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER" Lemme tell you something: this is a real problem. We have 5 dudes at their desks in there. 7 PCs running hot. 5 Xboxes. 12 monitors. And everyone outside the office complains when we make noise, so the door's gotta be closed. It gets pretty muggy in that office, let me tell you. It truly becomes... Dude Soup.

Join the Dudes and the always-delightful Naomi Kyle as we talk about Konami censoring YouTube, and Sega's sales numbers, and maybe some other stuff. I don't actually know ALL of the topics for this week. I wasn't in the room for this Dude Soup recording. Kind of a bummer, because I love being on the podcast, but I always feel like there's an optimal number of Dudes you can put into the Soup at any one time before it gets loud and confusing. Typically 5, sometimes 4. Anyway, it's probably pretty good. You should watch it, or listen to it. All your friends do.

OH MY GOD GUYS! MATT HULLUM, the CEO of ROOSTER TEETH is coming! We gotta clean up the office for the boss! Seriously! James, coil those cords, and find somewhere to put the light stands. Lawrence: I need you to get on all our computers and clear our browser histories. Peake, can you try and get someone to vacuum all the demo disk shards from the carpet Remember: Matt Hullum is the CEO of Rooster Teeth, and he DEMANDS a certain level of service for his visit. Turn the thermostat to 68 degrees. Get the bowl of assorted Jordan almonds - NO BLUES, REMEMBER!! And for god's sake, DON'T MENTION THE SEATTLE INCIDENT. Bruce and Adam: you guys stand outside with the flowers and bottle of whiskey. We want to impress Matt. Spoole -- just...just don't say anything. Pretend you're working. Ok, is everything perfect No flaws Alright...let him in. Matt! Great to see you! What No, we didn't go through any trouble at all!

After almost a full month of guests on Dude Soup, we're back to just the Dudez: Brucie Boy, AdorableAdam, Lil' Larry Sunshine, and Jamz Chillemz. Bringin' it to ya old school and talkin' about sweet stuff like Mad Max (awesome) Rock Band & Guitar Hero (yeee-haw) and, of course, farts. It's good to be back.

Well, we caught a lot of heat for our Silent Hills story last week. As expected. Check out this week's episode to hear our response, plus more of our ill-informed opinions about games, gamers, gaming news, and game developers!

It's that time of week The time that you seek The time with the whole Funhaus group We're sharing our views On gaming's fresh news It's time for your bowl of Dude Soup Oh DUUUUUUUUDE SOUP A new steamy podcast each week Oh DUUUUUUUUDE SOUP This episode: Dark Souls 3 Leaked! Midroll Survey: http://www.podsurvey.com/soup Quickbooks: http://www.tryselfemployed.com/dudesoup Loot Crate: http://www.lootcrate.com/dudesoup enter code "dudesoup"

PLEASE TAKE OUR SURVEY!! http://www.podsurvey.com/soup Look. It's 11:15 pm as I'm writing this, and the first day of E3 is slowly winding to a close. Parties are cranking up. Developers are sloppily knocking back red bulls and vodkas. And I'm here, at my computer, typing a fucking Dude Soup description. Well guess what The joke's on you!! I have NIGH UNLIMITED FREE DRINX at my house, and you guys are stuck in Downtown LA! HAHA! I'm AT HOME uploading this video, while you SUFFER at the hands of crappy sliders and small bites from indifferent waiters. I PITY YOU, FOOLS, for I have achieved E3 fulfillment. Oh - and we talk about some of the E3 games in this podcast, I guess.

Visit our sponsors! Brought to you by Nexon. Check out Dirty Bomb on Steam: http://bit.ly/1I6C6bo Casper: http://www.casper.com/DUDESOUP & use code "DUDESOUP" Squarespace & Vulcun: http://twitch.tv/VulcunHS We're BACK, BABY!!! Kinda. I mean, Bruce still isn't here, but Adam's back. And really, isn't he the heart and soul of Funhaus Jamz is totally the eyes. And Lawrence - he's like the tingly fingers. Spoole is the feet, for some reason. Peake is the chest hair. Joel is the head hair. And Bruce is...ugh....the butt I guess Because he farts Look -- the point is that we're ramping back up to our regular schedule. That means we gonna have a Demo Disk next week. We gonna have GTA gameplays. We gonna have all the shizz you can't live without. It's good to be back.

No. We're not Games Journalists. Ugh, that shouldn't even be capitalized. "Games journalism" makes about as much sense to us as "fishing journalism" or "model train-building journalism" or "D&D journalism" "OOOH, the 2016 auto-cast fly reels were announced at FishCon!! But some fishers are reporting problems with the Click Drag - can we trust the rod manufacturers to respond What are they hiding UNCOVER THE TRUTH! CLICK DRAG-GATE: TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!!! See how dumb it is when it's applied to anything else It's dumb. Admit it. It's really, really dumb. And everyone gets angry 5 times a year for dumb, dumb, dumb, things. But we love dumb.

"Oh, here they go again," some people on the Internet are saying to themselves while rolling their eyes. "More fu****g Destiny BS on the DestinyHaus channel. I thought these guys were supposed to play a bunch of different games and have opinions on them. Buncha sellouts." Wow. Whoever said that is MEAN. But kinda right. Look, we do cover some of the same games a lot - GTA, Destiny, Batman...not as much Heroes of the Storm as I'd like, but hey, we all fill our roles. The thing is, though, those are the games we play the most, so of course we have the most to say about them. Or the most right now; I'm sure it'll change in the future. But don't you talk with your friends the most about what TV or movies you're watching, or what games you're playing? Case closed; soup is served.

So we've been in our office for a little less than a week now, but I think this is the first video we've uploaded to the channel where we're IN THE NEW OFFICE. What do you think It's WAY bigger than our last 2, and it's awesome for us to all be in the same room. That way, Spoole and Joel can just shout out shit while the rest of the idiots talk. And Peake can stay in the back, quietly working, as always. Anyway. Let us know what you think of the setup - if you have any suggestions to make it better, or if it's too confusing, or something. I dunno. You're the audience, we're the video-making-dudes.

Is Fallout Shelter gonna make more money than the legendary Fallout 4 There is a very strong possibility considering how well Fallout Shelter has been doing in the app store. Is Spirit Airlines bad Pretty much. Is Ant-Man good For the most part.

Ohhhh, I'm back, birches. Bruce's reign of description terror is over, so you know what that means: time for a shirtload of text that has nothing to do with the videos. Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel right? Aren't you glad that you have something to do while you watch the mandatory 30-second unskippable ad? Anyway, in this podcast we talk about some carp that happened while I was away in Hungary. Some news thing, I dunno. I was all OVER the place in Hungary: a buncha historic places, and we ate a lot of food, and I toured like 5 different wineries. We also drank a lot of wine. And we went to a lake and everything. Only problem was, it was really hot the entire time I was there - like 95-100 degrees. That's like 35-38 European degrees. Oh, and we went to the mountains and then into like these crazy caves. And Budapest was flicking rad, too! I guess what I'm saying is that Dude Soup is disposable, but Joel's Hungry Trip is forever.

Visit our sponsors! Squarespace: http://www.squarespace.com/dudesoupWarby Parker: http://www.warbyparker.com/dudesoupLoot Crate: http://www.lootcrate.com/dudesoup PROMO CODE: dudesoupWe're in the final days of preparation before RTX. Spoole and James are furiously editing the last videos; Lawrence is photoshopping some anime stuff I think, Bruce is watching down some content; Adam is creating our thumbnails. And Peake, of course, isn't even here.That's right. Mr. Matt "Workhorse Editor of the Year" is on VACATION. Can you believe the nerve of that guy To go on vacation Not even before RTX, I just mean in general. Who goes on vacation I thought he was committed to the job! I thought he was in it, as the kids say, 4lyf! And here we are, in our hour of need, with no Peake to be seen.HOW TYPICAL.Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting PRETTY SICK of Matt Peake's entitled attitude. "I want a vacation." "Can I go to the bathroom" "I need to go to the hospital." Primafuckingdonna.

You always remember your first time. Nervous, sweating, afraid you can't perform. With us, it was exactly the same. We had to really psych ourselves up for the deed. Would we live up to expectations, or would we just be a huge disappointment? To be honest, none of us were in top physical condition, and knowing that we were going to be on display like a hunk of raw man meat made it worse. And then you're there - you're in it - and instinct kicks in. You start by setting the mood, making sure you're all comfortable. Maybe do what we did - have some drinks to get relaxed! You know just how to move, exactly what to say to get the reaction you want. You remember all those times practicing in front of your computer, or even with your friends. And suddenly it feels so good! You're vibing, you're totally in the zone. You form a bond, one to one to one to one, and back again and again. Sweat drips down the small of your back, but that only makes it more exciting. And then, just as suddenly as it started, it's over before you know it. Don't feel bad - not everyone lasts the same amount of time. You're coming down from this incredible high, and you're in love, and everything you just did replays through your mind, and you'll remember it forever. At least, that's how our first time doing Dude Soup Live was. Was it good for you?

Support our Sponsor Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites! https://order.pizzahut.com/home SLOOOOOOOOOW news week in gaming means we're going deep. Nintendo rarely does well for us, so this is kind of an experiment. Maybe you'll watch it. Maybe you won't. But maaaaayybe you will..... See, the key to doing a solid episode of Dude Soup is to have something crazy or controversial. We've been lucky this year, in that we keep stepping in all kinds of gaming shit: Silent Hills, or Fallout 3, or that time Bruce said did thing that got us sued only we can't talk about it anymore and had to delete the episode due to an out-of-court settlement with that one kid's family. Regardless, there's none of that this week. Doesn't mean the episode isn't good, just that I'm personally a little worried that it won't do well. So please, do me a favor: tell your friends to watch Dude Soup. Download it. Listen to it twice!! And don't ever. EVER. Talk about Bruce's trip to the Water Park. I've already said too much.

Support our Sponsor: http://falloutshelter.com/ Come to Dude Soup Live at PAX! tiny.cc/dudesouplive Well, it looks like Dude Soup Live is an Official Thing now. I mean, Barbara was there and everything. This week we recorded in front of a live audience at the YouTube Space in Los Angeles, and it was really amazing to have everyone out to see us. FARTBUTTS LOL GAMES JOURNALISM D-D-D-D-D-DEMO SEXY FLASH GAMES Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Anyway, we had the best time - it's always great to be able to meet with you guys, whether it's at a convention like RTX or at Dude Soup Live - which we'll hopefully be doing a BUNCH more in the future! DEAD BABIES RACIST JOKES HAHAHA RULE 34 DUM DUM DUMB Gosh, I have no idea what's going on. It seems like...the channel is rejecting my sincerity. I've never seen anything like this befo- ONE DOLLAR ONE DICK GET THE CLAP LELELELE / FOREVER IN HIS NAME Alright, I'm gonna cut this short before it gets out of ha--- BATMAN TIME ANIME BOOBS WITH A DILDO SHIPMENT FUNHAUS STUPID Please send help. Please.

Visit our sponsors! Casper Mattress: http://www.casper.com/dudesoup and use promo code "DUDESOUP" Draftkings: http://www.draftkings.com/ promo code "SOUP" Loot Crate: http://www.lootcrate.com/dudesoup promo code "DUDESOUP" Well, our second trial of Dude Soup Live, at PAX in Seattle, went really well. EXTRAORDINARILY well, if you ask me. 250+ audience members. Beautiful onstage presence. Cult of Peake in full force. We only had one hitch: we weren't able to record the damn thing. Trust me, it was awesome. We got into how everyone alive today is better than Jesus. About how sad Notch is. About Lawrence's crackpot Lightcube theory. But you'll never know about it. We talked about how people on Twitter and Reddit are hounding game devs, and how that creates a vicious cycle of games coverage. We bowed our head as Peake lead us in a group prayer. And it'll never be seen. Sorry. Here's a replacement.

This week's podcast is brought to you buy Gameloft and Dungeon Hunter 5! Download on iOS: http://gmlft.co/dVgo2 or Android: http://gmlft.co/2w26W We're also sponsored by Draft Kings: http://www.draftkings.com/ promo code "SOUP" Lots of you guys have asked us to comment on this, so here it is! Our former employer, Machinima, has been found guilty of violating FTC guidelines. Ironically, despite working there, we didn't know anything more than anyone else out here on this ol' Internet. Still, this is a podcast, so get ready for a blast of opinions on the topic regardless. We hope that our opinions are taken as just that: the opinions of a bunch of dudes on a YouTube channel, and not as anyone particularly affected by the story in one way or another.

This podcast brought to you by Gameloft and Siegefall! Download on iOS: http://gmlft.co/g-no2 or Android:http://gmlft.co/385JP Draft Kings: http://draftkings.com promo code "SOUP" Loot Crate: http://lootcrate.com/dudesoup promo code "DUDESOUP" HUUUUGE news this week, everyone!! Looks like YouTube finally lost in court and Fair Use laws are being upheld finally! We can upside anything we want and claim fair use! No more copyright strikes!! That's great news for content creators everywhere, and it's going to allow us to execute something we've been wanting to do all along. Starting tomorrow, all Funhaus uploads are going to be old episodes of Hey Dude, the classic early 90s Nickelodeon comedy. That's right: tune in every day to keep up on the (mis)adventures of the entire gang at the Bar None Ranch: Ted and Danny, Brad, Melody, even crazy old Mr. Ernst and Buddy! Thanks to the Fair Use ruling from the 9th Circuit court of appeals, we can do whatever the fuck we want!! Yippee ki-yi-yay! (Yippee ki-yi-what! hahahah!!) Also, Gus and Barbara are here and we're in Austin and sorry this upload is late.

Yeah, yeah, virtual reality is pretty cool, and we're all glad to be able to talk about it in depth (finally) but in other news, today is Joel's birthday. I mean, we're totally on the verge of a paradigm shift in digital entertainment, where the lines between reality are blurred with creations from the minds of tech geniuses. And that's neat, I guess, but today is Joel's birthday. Look at it this way: you're lucky. You're lucky because you'll be able to tell your kids you were there before the rise of VR sets in every house, at every museum. You're lucky because you get to watch the evolution of a new technology. You're lucky because you get to watch this podcast today, which is Joel's birthday. So please enjoy our thoughts on the current state of VR and its potential in the future. But also remind yourself that today is Joel's birthday.

I guess Fallout 4 announced that they're not doing console exclusive windows, which seems pretty ok to me. I can't believe that some people are upset by this, but apparently they are Like, isn't this something people were getting mad about last year, and now it's something they want Why Do they really need to justify their dumb console war purchases that much I guess.... DLC. Exclusive console content. Microsomethings. Does anyone care Will it change anything Are you even reading this The answer to all these questions is "Probably no, never, naw dawg."

We'd like to welcome another dude to the soup today: Geoff Ramsey, from the great state of Rooster Teeth, Texassss. He's got the devil-may-care attitude. He's got the beard. But does he have the edgy opinions necessary to stand out in this bowl

I was going to write an opening crawl joke here, but then I remembered 3 things: 1) It's a tired joke; everyone's done it already 2) I'VE done it already, for another Star Wars video 3) They're really annoying to write, anyway So instead of that, you just get a list of excuses as to why this description isn't more creative or funny. I'm not really sorry about that - I've been pretty busy lately, and don't have time this week to put into a super-thoughtful description. But still. It does make me sad. Makes me remember the good times we had here in the descriptions of videos past. Maybe some day I'll return to long-winded, creative descriptions. But not today.

We've been in Austin visiting the rest of the RT family 3 of the last 4 weeks, and it's been nice. Reeaaalll nice. Good BBQ. Good weather. Good studio facilities. Only real problem is the jerkwad dickbags who work there. They pranked us. Hard. And it wasn't pretty. Let me tell you all about the shit they tried to pull on us. First, they invited us into their office to "play some games". Then they bought breakfast AND lunch - kolaches and pizza. THEN they brought us out to a really nice sushi dinner, followed by renting out an entire haunted house just for us. What kind of crap is that Sincere overtures of friendship Fuck those guys. So to get even or something, we had Geoff on the podcast this week and pretended to talk about Star Wars.

Visit our Sponsors! Order Rock Band 4: http://bit.ly/1iD8JWq WWE2K16: http://www.amazon.com/WWE-2K16-PlayStation-4/dp/B0... Today we were lucky enough to welcome Anthony Carboni into the Soup to talk about YouTube Red. What is YouTube Red What's it going to mean for you, the audience, and us, the creators Will it effect how you watch videos How much is it going to ruin your life Probably a lot, if random commenters on the Internet are correct.

Visit our sponsor, Casper Matress: http://www.casper.com/dudesoup promo code "dudesoup" Thanks to Game Director Brian Horton of Rise of the Tomb Raider for coming to our crappy office and letting us play his amazing game on our crappy podcast. Also, we talked about Halloween, Candy Crush, and billions of dollars.

We're revolutionizing the podcasting business by triple-dipping. We gotcha on ticket sales, we gotcha on merch, and NOW we getcha in views! Wait why are we poor.

[Spoiler Warning] We talk about Spectre. No outright spoilers but some leading statements. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Visit our sponsors! Harry's: http://www.harrys.com promo code "dude" Mack Weldon: http://www.mackweldon.com promo code "dudesoup" Oh Fallout, oh Fallout, this week of release Oh Fallout, yes Fallout, my SPECIALs increase Oh Fallout, hi Fallout, please come to my vault Or Fallout, dear Fallout, I'll have all the salt Oh Fallout, my Fallout, the Wasteland is calling Oh Fallout, in Fallout, I'm shooting and brawling Oh Fallout, good Fallout, you have a prologue neat And Fallout, sweet Fallout, I can't wait for Dogmeat

Thanks to Turtle Beach for sponsoring this podcast! You can check out the official Star Wars: Battlefront Sandtrooper Wired Stereo Gaming Headset here: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/turtle-beach-star-wars... Welcome to another resplendent episode of Dude Soup, the only Soup that talks about the talk you care about. This week's Soupman talks about everything from Fallout to Battleout, and then and again! So strap onto your booters and take a chill pill cause here we go! Please join me in the traditional Dude Soup Invocation: Dude Soup we praise to thee Dude Soup so we may talk of Games Dude Soup is all I want to be Dude Soup stars Adam Bruce and James. And Lawrence. In Soup we Dude.

Thanks Lenovo Gaming and GameState for sponsoring this podcast! Visit LenovoGameState.com to give your feedback on the first mission: good guys, bad guys, and weapons. Most importantly, we need to add ass-less chaps to the game. DUDE SOUP LIVE TICKETS! http://hollywood.improv.com/event.cfmid=423469 LLLLLLLLLAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Welcome to the WORLD FAMOUS Dude Soup, the home of a thousand laughs and a million opinions, all of them wrong! Tonight we are THRILLED to welcome an all new Dude to the Soup. Hailing all the way from the Great White North, please put your hands together for ELYYYYSSSEEEE WILLEMMMMMMSSSS!!!! **applause** Elyse comes from an esteemed gaming and Games Journalism background, working as a Producer for many years on Game Trailers. You may have seen her as Pervince in Tabletop Adventures, or playing the role of Elyse Willems in Mandatory Update. Elyse is 3'7" tall, with silver-blonde hair and a mischievous elfin grin that proves she's up to no good at all times. We hope you love her as much as we hope we love her. So let's all say Hello, How Are You, and Goodness What A Mischievous Smile as we welcome Elyse to Funhaus. Please tip your waiters.

Ohhhhhhh, buddy we had a great time on Dude Soup this week. Chad from Screw Attack joined us for a real zesty discussion about games, and games of the year, and game awards that games win, and which games should be considered for those awards. Trust me: you're gonna want a sweatrag for this bad boy.

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WOOOOOOAH, we're back at the Hollywood Improv with 250 of our closest friends to talk about games and gaming and 2016 and what's coming up. So video games and, uh...we had some mozzarella sticks. Talked about, uh, Overwatch, I think. Look, I'm going to level with you. We had a lot to drink before the show, and after, and I can't remember what we talked about enough to write a really cogent description. My bad.

Suck it, The Internet. In this glorious approximately one-hour podcast we refute all of you to PROVE how right we were about EVERYTHING all year long. And if you have any disagreements with anything we have to say, rest assured in the knowledge that you're WRONG and we're RIGHT and you can, as we said at the outset of this description, SUCK IT.

Please visit our sponsors! Thanks Lenovo Gaming and GameState for sponsoring this podcast! Visit http://lnv.gy/1Q9CpqS to give your feedback on the Mission 2: Defend Your Territory and give feedback on some levels from the game. SPOILER ALERT, GUYS Yeah, we said it. We're gonna FIX STAR WARS. Because it's BROKE Broke so many goddamn records because it's fucking great. Really, we're just nitpicking; we loved it.