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Shadowrun: The Squirt Gun Wars
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Here’s a tale of RPGs and the eternal struggle between GMs and PCs. With squirt guns.
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Vegan Steve & The Djinni of Jengai Fomogo
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Noah tells another poorly-remembered tale of RPGs derailed and players embarrassed, this time of Vegan Steve’s moments of short-lived glory and inevitable downfall, of power corrupting, and of wishes granted.
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The Toilet Pizza
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A story of the meanest, most depraved thing I’ve ever done to another human being. And I’m not proud of it, but it is pretty funny.
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All Jedi or No Jedi
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In which I discuss a fundamental problem with any Star Wars RPG and the nature of dramatic storytelling conflicting with human pragmatism!
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Leaping Wizards
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A tale of exile and shame, in which I screw the rules and go on a mad PC killing spree with the most unlikely of hitmen.
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Botchamania
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Some of the worst runs of dice I’ve ever seen!
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Getting Started with Roleplaying
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Spoony explains the best ways to get started playing RPGs!
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Invisible Jason
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A weird tale about a very drunk young man with remarkable endurance.
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Vampire: Spoony’s Jyhad
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A tale of a very bad Vampire LARP and why Spoony is not a player to be lightly fucked with if you don’t want your campaign completely demolished.
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Tandem’s Last Ride
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My iconic character goes on a surreal journey, literally down the rabbit hole all the way to Dungeonland.
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The Age of Manure
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Bennett the Sage guests hosts in this special edition of Counter Monkey, in which he brings some homebrew monsters and items from his RPG past!
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Thieves’ World, Part 1: Don’t Interrupt
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Spoony tells the tale of his Thieves’ World campaign, in which some players get a little too…excited.
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Thieves’ World, Part 2: The Chicago Way
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The party decides to deal with their arch-nemesis, the immortal Tempus Thales, in the only way they can: the Chicago Way.
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The Prisoner Dilemma
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Spoony talks about one of the most divisive issues in the history of roleplaying: alignment.
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The Importance of Wearing Pants
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This story is posted with some reservations, but it just goes to show, you meet all kinds around the gaming table.
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Dungeon Mastering a Great Game
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Secret storyteller secrets from the dungeonmaster himself!
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The Dungeon Master’s Secret Weapon
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How to get the party to go anywhere, do anything, fight anyone! But you can only do it once!
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Never Get On the Boat
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Absolutely goddamn right.
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Swimming in Diarrhea is Bad
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Your characters will never feel clean again.
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The Bardic Knock Spell
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There is a fine line between being good at bluffing and becoming the clown nobody ever believes. You don’t want to go from cleverness to making the game goofy, because you’ll frustrate .. show full overview
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Circle Strafe
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Dragons don’t fight fair.
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Don’t Be That Guy
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How to be a team player– or more importantly, not be that guy who gets everyone else killed.
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The Trouble with Superheroes
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Hey Cyclops, what do you do this round? Hey, it’s not a very good episode, but it gets better!
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If You Stat It, They Will Kill It
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Remember when you kicked the shit out of Demogorgon in Baldur’s Gate 2, even when everyone told you it was stupid, and pointless, and actually WORSE than pointless because it would set .. show full overview
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Because He's There
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Roll 1d100 Sanity Loss for your one chance at GLORY!!
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Hey Fatty! Let’s go to Mordor!
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The long and barely-coherent rant about superheroes, alien gods, and a hobbit named Fatty finally concludes.
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Beware the Woman, For They Come From Hell
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She’s just not that into you.
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Thou Shalt Not Fuck With the Lady of Pain
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Just about rule #1 of livin’ in the Cage, berk.
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Laundry Day in the Tower of High Sorcery
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I’m evil, and I don’t care who knows it!
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Counter Monkey Punk
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We take a look at one of my favorite RPGs and its exciting new revival as a game by CD Projekt Red! Cyberpunk 2077!
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Connection Time Out
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You’d think computers in the cyberpunk future would make things a lot faster, right? Then why are most of us sitting around playing with ourselves waiting on the decker?
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Cthulhupunk
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange weapons and technology, even cyberpunks will die.
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The Conga Line of Death
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If you’re getting to a battle, might as well jump in the line and take your standard action in time.
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Valley of the Cyberdolls
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I found the book with all the creepy dolls! Dolls…OF THE DARK FUTURE!
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The Jedi Hunter
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Block this, Yoda. And yeah, HK-47 did it better.
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Gary Gygax Interview (April Fools')
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Listen up, ya primitive screwheads.
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Problem Players
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I’m not exactly the guy to ask for advice when it comes to getting along with people, you know.
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So You Want To Be Evil
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Because good is dumb.
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Dem Bones
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They come at you in all shapes, all sizes, and in all sides.
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Spoony Gets Mazed
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A dungeon with invisible walls, invisible doors, and invisible treasure guarded by an invisible dragon. Do I have the wits and courage to triumph?
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Childe Spoony to the Dark Tower Came
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He who does not watch this video has forgotten the face of his father.
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In Through the Roof, Out Through the Door
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It’s a sort of riddle for you veteran dice-slingers out there.
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Shadowrun: The Code
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Shoot the hostage.
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Die a Hero & Die Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain
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What’s a paladin? Strahd knows.
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Know Your Role, Part 1
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Now you can play the RPG that resurrects the glory years of the WWE. Play wrestlers such as the Bashams! The Un-Americans! The Gymini! The Dicks! Mark Jindrak! And Kenzo .. show full overview
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Know Your Role, Part 2
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FINALLY… the Monkey HAS COME BACK… home… And you live in a dimension where Johnny Polo has been officially given a stat-block in a licensed RPG. You’re welcome.
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Let's Split Up
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We can destroy the campaign faster that way.
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Nightstake
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Sometimes crits just break your heart.
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Tools of the Trade
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Mats, minis, and markers! Just be sure to keep the markers straight.
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The Dirtiest Book in the Game, Part 1
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My cleric sees you bleeding and casts Sexual Healing.
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The Dirtiest Book in the Game, Part 2
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The Cocksheath of Pleasure: It's ribbed and enchanted for her pleasure.
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They Duel. That's What They Do.
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A Lion and Crane Dueling for honor. I think? Spoony sashimi.
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Where Have All the Lawful Goods Gone?
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Maybe if we called it "Paragon, But Not an Asshole About It." Lighten up, people.
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BABOON!!!
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Nature's wrath is unleashed upon my Pathfinder group, and our wizard finds love in the most unlikely of places. Sometimes it just falls right in your lap.
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An Entirely Miscible Episode
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If I can be serious for a minute, I'd like to share the brief but impactful tale of Young Spoony's first character: a Lawful Good fighter with pure intentions and lofty dreams of .. show full overview
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Anyone Here Speak Chaotic Neutral?
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There are some things even the Universal Translator and Google can't decipher. It all looks like Wingdings to me.
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It's a Long Way to the Top if You Want to Rock & Roll
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Tandem started out with a bit of an identity crisis. Picking fights, falling in with the wrong crowd, and playing a sell-out concert at Stonehenge. And oh, how they danced.
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The Apocalypse Stone, Part 1
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Someone pulled the toothpick out of the Cosmic Cheeseburger.
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The Apocalypse Stone, Part 2
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Sometimes, the only thing that will hit is a critical miss.
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3d6 in Order
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Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly...?
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The OTHER Dirtiest Book in the Game
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Take a hot, steamy look beyond the beaded curtain at the most sensual of blue magic: Nymphology. But beware the Creamy Ooze...
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What's an Anti-Paladin?
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The ultimate heel, and he's on a mission from Evil.
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Roll for initiative, Jesus!
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Moses knows what paladins are.
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Sorbo the Conquerer
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It's a wild & wonderful story of one man's peculiar magical gift and his bizarre inheritance that helps shape his future as a conquering hero. All of it undone in one berserk round and a toss...
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Exploding Head Syndrome
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The mother of all migraines. Remember, there is no three-finger touch.

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