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Everything Wrong With It: Chapter Two
Episode overview
It: Chapter 2 didn't really stick the landing on the promise of the first one, but it's not terrible. It does have a lot of sins though.
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Everything Wrong With Annihilation
Episode overview
Annihilation is Alex Garland's follow-up to the fantastic Ex Machina. Is it as good? Kinda. Is it more confusing? Kinda. Is it rad but weird? Completely. Does it have sins? Absolutely.
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Everything Wrong With Hellboy (2019)
Episode overview
Hellboy. It's a comic-turned-movie franchise that wasn't necessarily in need of a reboot. But we got one. And god bless him, David Harbour gives it his all, and he's great. But the movie .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Bad Boys II
Episode overview
This movie sucks. It's terrible, unfunny, and awful. We hate it. Additionally, it also has a bunch of sins, so we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Dr. Dolittle
Episode overview
With Robert Downey Junior's new Doolittle film opening, we decided to go back to the previous adaptation of this story, 1998's Dr. Doolittle, starring Eddie Murphy and a crap-ton of .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
Episode overview
At this point you are either already on board with this film before it even comes out, or you're not. Guess where we stand. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs and Shaw has sins galore.
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Everything Wrong with The Secret Life of Pets 2
Episode overview
What would happen if you took three separate TV episodes, a good animation department, an established franchise, and tried to make a movie with it? THIS! We counted the sins of Secret Life of Pets 2 so you wouldn't have to.
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Everything Wrong With Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Episode overview
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is the most Guillermo del Toro movie that Guillermo del Toro didn't direct. And like every horror movie these days, it's also got bullies and monsters and sins!
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Everything Wrong With Joker
Episode overview
Joker. This movie made over a billion dollars. This movie is a certified box office bonanza. The critics didn't seem to dig it, but it's got pretty decent fan scores on some websites. .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With The Departed
Episode overview
The Departed is f*cking awesome. Great acting, great suspense. It rules!! But it's Oscar season, and The Departed won Best Picture, so it's kind of a theme pick. Anyway, here are the sins.
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Everything Wrong with The Silence of the Lambs
Episode overview
The Silence of the Lambs is an all-time classic! Anthony Hopkis gives one of the best performances in film history! But yeah, it's got some sins, like all movies. So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Episode overview
Hey, straight up, this movie is terrible. Plenty of sins, sure, and we'll count them. But we wanted to give fair warning to anyone thinking about watching this. Alright, now onto the sins.
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Everything Wrong With Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Episode overview
Quentin Tarantino is back with Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. It's got Brad Pitt, Leonardo, Margo Robbie, and Bruce Lee & Charles Manson (no, really). Most everyone liked it and it was up for Best Picture, but it still has sins. So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With The Boy
Episode overview
The Boy is a recent-ish horror film that I guess did well enough, because there's a sequel coming out soon, which is why we decided to sin this movie. It's so sinful I've already forgotten most of it.
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Everything Wrong With The Addams Family (2019)
Episode overview
Did you know there was an animated Addams Family movie last year? Well, there was, and it was... not good. Full of sins. so we counted them, as usual.
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Everything Wrong With Terminator: Dark Fate
Episode overview
This movie is just good enough to make you mad about how bad it is. For a half hour, it's ass-kicking fun, and then it goes and gets sentimental about the past and it all falls of the rails. Here are the sins of Terminator: Dark Fate.
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Everything Wrong With Zombieland: Double Tap
Episode overview
Here we go again. Same cast, same setting, and a lot of the same jokes. It's not atrocious, but it didn't need to be made. And boy does it have sins!
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Everything Wrong With Midsommar
Episode overview
Midsommar is a movie that some people loved, some other people loved even more, and then a whole lot of people didn't watch it because a friend told them it wasn't for them. We honestly .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Constantine
Episode overview
Constantine is a DC movie that... a lot of people forgot about. It's not bad. It's not amazing, but we know lots of people that love it. Still has sins, though.
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Everything Wrong With Teen Titans Go! To The Movies
Episode overview
Hey. You probably skipped this movie. This Teen Titans Go! To The Movies thing. But it was awesome, hilarious, and awesomely hilarious. You should watch it.
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Everything Wrong With Game Night
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Everything Wrong With Frozen 2
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This episode has no summary.
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Everything Wrong With Pokémon: The First Movie
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This episode has no summary.
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Everything Wrong With Love Actually
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This episode has no summary.
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Everything Wrong With Doctor Sleep
Episode overview
Doctor Sleep is the sequel to The Shining, and a lot of people really loved it. There's a lot of callbacks to the original, but also some really great performances. Oh, and sins.
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Everything Wrong With Gemini Man
Episode overview
This movie is weird. And not good. But not terrible. But not good. And all kinds of weird CGI moments. Mostly it's a strangely formulaic plot that brings it down. Oh, and the sins.
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Everything Wrong With Knives Out
Episode overview
Knives Out, Rian Johnson's follow up to The Last Jedi, was a universal home run with critics, and a hit with audiences alike. Because it's f*cking rad.
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Everything Wrong With Mulan
Episode overview
With the new live-action Mulan approaching soon--er... indefinitely delayed... um... we thought we'd go looking for sins in the original animated Mulan. And while this movie is charming as hell, we still found some!
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Everything Wrong With Date Night
Episode overview
Date Night is a pretty funny movie you probably forgot. But it still has sins!!
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EWW The Avengers
Episode overview
It's been so long since The Avengers came out, you probably forgot how little Iron Man and Hulk it had in it. And boy does this movie have sins.
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Everything Wrong With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Episode overview
You probably forgot most of the third live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Like... did you remember the time travel? We didn't. Anyway, this movie has many sins, so we counted them for your pleasure.
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Everything Wrong With Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
Episode overview
Here's a fun animated movie that most people seemed to enjoy. So let's nitpick it for sins!!
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Everything Wrong With Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Episode overview
Scott Pilgrim vs The World is pretty awesome. Well, it's definitely manic, and funny, and unlike anything you've ever seen. We like it. But it's got sins, my friends. So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With The Iron Giant
Episode overview
The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it.
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Everything Wrong With Downton Abbey
Episode overview
They made a movie about that show about the upstairs/downstairs nature of rich British old-timey households! You bet your ass it has sins.
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Everything Wrong With Jumanji: The Next Level
Episode overview
Jumanji: The Next Level. It's not as good as the last one, but it's got enough fun you'll probably have a good time. Just don't try counting the sins, or you'll go blind like we did.
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Everything Wrong With Night at the Museum
Episode overview
Night At the Museum. A movie so stupid and crowd-pleasing they made a couple more of these things! Nothing about this movie makes any sense, and there are sins galore!
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Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Episode overview
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are... we've come to the end of the Skywalker saga. And it's... pretty confusing. It's a blend of fan service, tying up loose ends, and giving .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Catwoman
Episode overview
This movie is f*cking terrible. We counted the sins of Catwoman and we regret it.
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Everything Wrong With Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
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This movie is surprisingly bland, at times horrifying, and never really the comic adventure they seem to have been going for. Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events ends up .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Halloween (2018)
Episode overview
It's Spring, and everyone's thoughts are turning to scary things, costumes, candy, murder, and all things Halloween. Right? Anyway, here are the sins of Halloween, the 2018 remake. .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With 28 Days Later
Episode overview
28 Days Later is a pretty solid zombie flick that a lot of people missed because they confused it with that Sandra Bullock alcoholism movie. Anyway, it has sins, so we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Bad Boys For Life
Episode overview
Bad Boys for Life. It's a movie, and because the first two were so long ago and the second one was so terrible... everyone just collectively decided to like this new one. And they were wrong. Here are all the movie's sins.
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Everything Wrong With Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Episode overview
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is the very-not-good sequel to the kind-of-fun original live-action Scooby Doo movie. It's cringe-worthy. And full of sins!
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Everything Wrong With Spies in Disguise
Episode overview
I forgot ALL ABOUT this movie. I bet a lot of you did too. Spies in Disguise has Will Smith and Tom Holland and... a bunch of sins!!
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Everything Wrong With Birds of Prey
Episode overview
Birds of Prey is a pretty fun action romp, but for some reason, people stayed away from it in theaters. Regardless, it still has sins, as do all movies, so we did what we do when we do what we do.
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Everything Wrong With Rush Hour
Episode overview
Rush Hour is a movie we haven't sinned yet. Let's sin that! In honor of... um... summer action movies or something... we went looking for sins in the Jackie Chan Chris Tucker hit, Rush Hour. And boy, does it have sins.
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Everything Wrong With Bloodshot
Episode overview
Bloodshot is the last movie we saw in theaters. We saw it with our SinWeek attendee friends. And it was hilariously bad. So it was a privilege to count the sins of Bloodshot. An honor. .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With The BFG
Episode overview
The BFG is a Spielberg movie!!! Bet lots of you forgot that, as I did. Anyway, it's not a bad little film, kind of generic at times. Oh, and full of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Back To The Future Part III
Episode overview
Ever since we sinned the first two... many of you have been demanding we sin the third and final Back to the Future movie, Back to the Future III. And it's a pandemic, and no new .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Serenity
Episode overview
Serenity is the film version of the TV show Firefly, which had a cult following enough in the early aughts to get a movie made, but today might have been able to use Twitter to get the show picked up by another outlet.
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Everything Wrong With Sonic the Hedgehog
Episode overview
Sonic the Hedgehog is a movie. That's a fact, and it will be true forever. Is that movie any good? Ehhhh. Does the movie have sins? YES!!!
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Everything Wrong With Uncut Gems
Episode overview
Uncut Gems was pretty well reviewed, got a lot of good buzz, and famously did NOT get Adam Sandler an Oscar nomination. But forget all that... how many sins does it have?
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Everything Wrong With Onward
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Everything Wrong With Angel Has Fallen
Episode overview
Angel Has Fallen is the third in the "has fallen" series, and each keeps getting progressively more insane. And more sinful. Gerard Butler likes making absurd, sinful movies.
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Everything Wrong With Call of the Wild
Episode overview
The Call of the Wild is a pretty average film. Let's forget that the story has already been filmed before... this is just a bland retelling that doesn't bring anything new to the table .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With The Hangover
Episode overview
The Hangover was such a big hit they ended up making THREE of them... they get progressively less and less funny. Anyway, we went looking for sins in the original and whoa daddy... are there sins?!?!
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Everything Wrong With The Shawshank Redemption
Episode overview
The Shawshank Redemption is one of the greatest movies of all time! Listen, we don't sin movies because we hate movies, you should know this by now. We sin movies because it's fun, .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Alien 3
Episode overview
Alien 3 is... not a good movie. It's what happens when you hire a young genius director and then constantly mess with production. Anyway, there are aliens, Ripley, and of course... there are sins.
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Everything Wrong With Extraction
Episode overview
Extraction is a Netflix film, and stars Chris Hemsworth, and it has an INCREDIBLE "one-shot" action sequence in it. But outside of that, it's kind of just okay. And it has plenty of sins!
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Everything Wrong With Robots
Episode overview
Robots is a 2005 animated film from the team behind the Ice Age movies. The Ice Age movies are way better than this one, which is just a bunch of lazy puns. Oh well, here are the sins of Robots.
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Everything Wrong With The Princess Bride
Episode overview
The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies ever made, full stop. We still sinned it, because that's sort of what we do, and we've been doing it for, like, 8 years now. Not sure why you're surprised.
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Everything Wrong With The Invisible Man
Episode overview
The Invisible Man (2019) is freaking awesome. Creepy, intelligent, modern... what more do you want?
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Everything Wrong With Overlord
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This episode has no summary.
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Everything Wrong With Jonah Hex
Episode overview
Jonah Hex is a... (checks notes)... DC Comics property?!?! Well, anyway, the movie is pretty terrible. We counted the sins because it's a pandemic and we're f*cking bored, dude.
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Everything Wrong With Just Go With It
Episode overview
This movie is not good. It's bad. It's a bad kind of not good. AND what's more... it has TONS of sins! So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Cabin Fever
Episode overview
Cabin Fever put Eli Roth on the map. It feels like a slasher, but ultimately it's a virus thingie. Kind of a zombie hybrid. But I digress... The film has plenty of sins, as most movies do, so we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With The Fugitive
Episode overview
The Fugitive is an all time classic. We love this movie. But man... a lot of bullsh*t goes on. A lot. Some of it is sinful. Here are the sins of The Fugitive.
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Everything Wrong With Hustlers
Episode overview
Hustlers is a pretty good movie. It has strippers, J-Lo, Julia Stiles, and stealing! It's also got sins, so we counted them. Like we do.
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Everything Wrong With Live Free or Die Hard
Episode overview
Live Free or Die Hard is the first Die Hard film to NOT be rated R. And it shows. There's a lot of mumbo jumbo about hacking, a pretty ridiculous car-vs-helicopter scene, and Justin Long. Oh, and it's got sins. Lots of 'em.
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Everything Wrong With Scoob!
Episode overview
I think this movie came out in 2020, but it still feels like it came out years ago. That's how long 2020 has been! But Scoob is an animated Scooby Doo adventure that has a few laughs, and even more sins!
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Everything Wrong With The Hitman's Bodyguard
Episode overview
The Hitman's Bodyguard is a movie that you can enjoy. We won't stop you. The two leads are charming and have good chemistry. But the plot is a mess. And it has lots of sins!
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Everything Wrong With Fantasy Island
Episode overview
Fantasy Island is a horror movie that makes no sense. Like, no sense. But it has jump scares and pretty people. So you might enjoy it. Oh, it also has sins... lots of them.
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Everything Wrong With Big
Episode overview
Big is a classic comedy film and one of Tom Hanks' most famous performances. We love it. But it still has sins, so we were compelled to count them.
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Everything Wrong With Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Episode overview
Batman vs TMNT! Batman AND the teenage mutant ninja turtles?!?! Yes, this is a real movie, and yes, it has sins. So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Murder Mystery
Episode overview
Murder Mystery is another in the line of Adam Sandler Netflix movies. And at this point, you are either on board and you enjoy them, or you don't even bother with them. But for both kinds of people... we watched it for you and counted all its sins.
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Everything Wrong With Rio 2
Episode overview
Rio 2 is a real movie you probably forgot existed. But yes, they did make a sequel. Something about the rain forest, I don't know... I forgot it already. But it was sinful as hell!
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Everything Wrong With Enemy of the State
Episode overview
Enemy of the State is a movie that is WAY ahead of its time, but also objectively bonkers. It begins as a warning about government surveillance, but ends in a basic shootout. This movie is watchable as hell, but it has sins like crazy!
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Everything Wrong With Ice Age: The Meltdown
Episode overview
Ice Age: The Meltdown is actually the SECOND movie in the series, which is weird because it feels like the fourth or fifth. Regardless, this has f*cking Scrat and tons of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Chicken Little
Episode overview
Chicken Little is an animated movie that almost all of us forgot even happened. BUT... it has sins. So we counted 'em
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Everything Wrong With The Book of Eli
Episode overview
The Book of Eli is a post-apocalyptic movie about the search for The Bible. Denzel Washington stars and Gary Oldman is the villain, and it's SUPER watchable and fun. But it does have sins! So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Annabelle Comes Home
Episode overview
They are still making Anabelle movies. And Anabelle Comes Home is the third one. And it has LOTS of sins. Such sins.
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Everything Wrong With Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
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This episode has no summary.
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Everything Wrong With Hercules
Episode overview
Hercules is the Disney movie that time forgot. It's in between the good ones and the not-as-good ones... but it's pretty good! memorable songs, fun villain. Oh, and plenty of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Jennifer's Body
Episode overview
Jennifer's Body is considered a cult classic by many in the horror-loving community. And we aren't going to argue with them about that. We actually only care about one thing: does the movie have sins. In this case, as in all cases, the answer is yes!
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Everything Wrong With Corpse Bride
Episode overview
Corpse Bride is a Tim Burton stop-motion animation film that tries to recaptures the magic of The Nightmare before Christmas. It doesn't really succeed. There are charming moments, but LOTS of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Ad Astra
Episode overview
Ad Astra. This movie is not everyone's cup of tea. It has some really good stuff, but it's also overlong, over-narrated, and a little too heady. Oh, and the sins. Gobs of 'em.
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Everything Wrong With Candyman
Episode overview
Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Okay, I'm gonna stop there. Here's a '90s horror movie with an upcoming remake. It has scares, bees, and sins. so we counted... the sins. We don't count bees around here.
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Everything Wrong With Air Force One
Episode overview
Air Force One is a '90s action movie that sees President Harrison Ford square off against Gary Oldman and Russian bad guys that have taken over the plane. It's fine. You'll enjoy it. But it has every bit as many sins as you think it does.
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Everything Wrong With Saw V
Episode overview
Saw V! Holy sh*t there's so many of these things! Why do they keep making them more and more convoluted and confusing?! Anyway, Saw V has sins, yo.
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Everything Wrong With Trolls 2: World Tour
Episode overview
Trolls 2: World Tour is a real movie that happened. And it's freaking bonkers, baby. Most of you probably didn't even realize this movie existed, but it does and we have counted the sins.
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Everything Wrong With Coraline In 15 Minutes Or Less
Episode overview
Coraline is creepy, endearing, original, and fun. BUT it still has sins! So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With Bram Stoker's Dracula
Episode overview
Bram Stoker's Dracula is definitely a movie. A movie that swings for the fences. It's something, that's for sure. We counted the sins, because that's what we do, but boy howdy is this thing... something.
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Everything Wrong With Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a movie that should be fun. Or funny. Or charming. Or winky. But it's none of those things. It's basically a straight vampire action film that just .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With Lethal Weapon
Episode overview
Lethal Weapon is an all-time classic action film and a pioneer in the buddy-cop genre. But, like all movies, it has sins, and today is the day we decided to count them.
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Everything Wrong With The Polar Express
Episode overview
The Polar Express is based on a beloved children's book and serves as the first fully-motion-captured animated film. And it has a LARGE uncanny valley. And sins. Lots of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Crank
Episode overview
Crank is one of the most bonkers movies ever made. It's relentless, energetic, and a little bit dated, honestly. And it has loads of sins! So we counted them.
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Everything Wrong With The Simpsons Movie
Episode overview
The Simpsons Movie was long overdue when it came out, but generally delivered the laughs for most fans, and enough box office for Fox to eventually be sold to Disney. Oh, and it had sins, man. Lots of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Puss in Boots
Episode overview
Here's a Shrek spinoff that never should have happened. Humpty's plan makes no sense, and this is a one-note character. Oh, also there are sins.
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Everything Wrong With Ted
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This episode has no summary.
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Everything Wrong With The Croods
Episode overview
The Croods is an animated film from 2013 about a prehistoric family that is somehow part Ice Age, part Bug's Life, and part Nicholas Cage. And FULL of sins. And THEY MADE A SEQUEL?!?!
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Everything Wrong With Animal Crackers
Episode overview
Animal Crackers, a Netflix film, is a movie whose story we have followed for a long time on our podcast, having interviewed co-director, Scott Sava, twice about the journey of making this film.
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Everything Wrong With Over the Hedge
Episode overview
Man, I forgot Over The Hedge even existed!!! And it's not a terrible movie. It's no Pixar, but it's got fun and funny moments. AND Bruce Willis! And sins... so many sins.
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Everything Wrong With Speed In 50 MPH
Episode overview
Speed is an action classic from the mid-'90s. good concept, good execution, charming actors... we LOVE it. And it cemented Keanu Reeves as a star. But you know that movie still has sins, right? So we counted them up, as we do. Enjoy!
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Everything Wrong With Dolittle
Episode overview
Dolittle is a movie that didn't need to be made--we've got a few of these already. And even with the star power of Robert Downey Junior, this movie has no magic, no charm. It's unfunny, confusing, and kind of boring. And it also has lots of sins.
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Everything Wrong With Ocean's Twelve
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Ocean's 12, the sequel to Ocean's 11, goes to Europe. And it's not as clever, it's a little more cheeky, and ultimately it's probably the worst of the trilogy. So we counted its sins, yo, because that's what we do.
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Everything Wrong With Cats
Episode overview
You guys thought we wouldn't sin this, but we did! And boy are we glad we did, because this is OHMYGODTERRIBLEHOLYSH*TAWFULHOWTHEF*CKDIDITGETMADE bad. It's bad. Bad bad bad. And full of sins!!
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Everything Wrong With Jingle All the Way
Episode overview
Jingle All the Way is a holiday classic for people with no taste. It's a bad movie. I don't care what your friend or favorite music producer says. It's lame. And full of sins!
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Everything Wrong With Raiders of the Lost Ark
Episode overview
We did NOT?!?! Why, yes... we did. Raiders of the Lost Ark has sins just like any other movie, and so, yeah, we did. We counted them sins up. That's what we do!! We are both sorry and not sorry.
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Everything Wrong With The Grinch
Episode overview
The Grinch. The animated retelling/reboot/origin-story of the Grinch character. It's quite something. I hear it made decent money and many folks loved it, and I think that's pretty cute. .. show full overview
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Everything Wrong With The New Mutants
Episode overview
The New Mutants took forever to finally come out, and then did so during a pandemic. And hey... there's more to like about this movie than I expected. But it's got sins galore!
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Everything Wrong With The Old Guard
Episode overview
The Old Guard is about superheroes. Or gods. Or some such. I barely paid attention, but a sh*t-ton of people watched this movie and plenty of them enjoyed it. We just counted sins, like the emotionless robots that we are.

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