Ask A Ninja

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Ninja-Mart Store
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A ninja answers Matt's questions about when and where ninjas get their uniforms.
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Ninja Santa
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A ninja answers Simone's question: Do Ninjas celebrate Christmas?
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Ninja Training
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A ninja answers Jeff's question about how to become a ninja.
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Hiring A Ninja
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Have you ever wondered how you can hire a ninja if you want someone killed? The ninja tells you how.
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Ninja Skills
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Andy asks a Ninja about the different types of Ninja skills.
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Master of Disquise
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Nina asks a Ninja about how one can become a master of disguise.
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Ninja Grub
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Sandeep asks the Ninja about what kind of food Ninjas eat.
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Roger
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Mark asks the Ninja if ninjas are following him.
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Ninja Love
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Jason's "wife" asks the Ninja if ninjas can love.
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Ninja Metal
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Matt asks the Ninja if ninjas are metal.
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Ninja Dogs
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John asks the Ninja if he can train his dog to be a ninja.
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Ninja Colds
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Marty asks the Ninja if ninjas can catch colds.
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Ninjas Hate Clooney
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Kyle asks the Ninja about the movie, "The Perfect Storm," and finds out about a ninja named Perfect Storm.
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Ninja Gifts
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Steve from Anchorage, Alaska asks the Ninja what is the ideal gift for a ninja.
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Deciding Like A Ninja
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Ryan asks the Ninja if his friend Paul makes bad decisions.
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How To Kill A Ninja
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Rude Randy asks the Ninja how to kill a ninja.
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Ninja Omnibus
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Megan asks the Ninja how many questions he can answer in a single podcast.
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Minjas
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Brad asks the Ninja if there are midget ninjas. Plus special bonus question from Mike about Snakes on a Plane!
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Physics
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Aaron asks the Ninja about the relationship between ninjas and physics.
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KillaCon
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Jerry asks the Ninja about ninja conventions. Plus Ninja pick up lines!
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Revolution Cubed
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Sylvia asks the Ninja his thoughts on Dance, Dance Revolution, Karaoke Revolution and the French Revolution.
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Ninja Excuses
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Adam from Toronto asks the Ninja if he wants to come over to watch some Merchant Ivory films.
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Ninternships
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The Ben asks the Ninja if the International Order of Ninjas offers internships.
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Thr33
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McBelly asks the Ninja why three is the magic number.
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Summer Jobs
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Matt asks the Ninja how to entertain himself at a boring summer job.
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Least Favorite
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Brian asks the Ninja about his least favorite way to kill someone.
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Standing In Lines
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Matt from Bremerton asks the Ninja how ninjas deal with standing in lines.
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Niniature Golf
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Austin asks the Ninja about miniature golf.
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BBQ
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Greg asks the Ninja about ninja BBQs.
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Ninja Omnideuce
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Tartarus gives the Ninja another excuse for an Omnibus.
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TechNINlogy
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The Ninja dives into how ninjas use technology.
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Ninja Dates
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The Ninja talks about Janinjuary.
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Hidey's Disease
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The Ninja talks about Hidey's Disease, an affliction that causes ninjas to hide from themselves.
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The Bloody's
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The Ninja talks about the Bloody's, the annual ninja awards.
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Ninja Poetry
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The Ninja delves into ninja poems and poets.
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Clubs
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The Ninja talks about clubs and how to make them.
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Last Words
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The Ninja talks people's last words.
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College Tips
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The Ninja gives tips for surviving college.
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Mirrors
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The Ninja goes through the looking glass and talks about mirrors.
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Scene Kids
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The Ninja takes on Scene Kids and unseen kids.
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Film Ninjoir
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The Ninja dissects White and Black Ninjas and throws in a lesson about old movies.
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Ninja Sayings
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The Ninja traces some common sayings back to their ninja origins.
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Ninja Names
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The Ninja talks about Ninja names and how they are applied.
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Commas
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The Ninja speaks about using commas.
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Omnitrois
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The Ninja launches into another Omnibus with the help from the Maids at FrenchMaidTV.com.
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UFC
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The Ninja talks about the UFCs of the world.
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Ninja Movie Pitch
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The Ninja gives the ultimate movie pitch. How many references can you get?
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Ninja Recipes
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What are the Ninja's favorite recipes? Find out on Cooked To Death!
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Ninja Lifespan
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Fresh episode! The Ninja's Grandpa stops by and drops some wisdom.
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Jessica Lee Rose
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The Ninja interviews Jessica Lee Rose, formerly of LonelyGirl15. Enjoy and feel better Jessica!!!
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Randominja
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The Ninja talks about randomness.
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Ninja Baby Sitters
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The Ninja talks about how ninjas care for their children.
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Bob's Destiny
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In the tradition of Paul, the Ninja talks about Bob's Destiny. Sorry Bob.
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Vakilltions
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Where do ninjas go on vacation? You're about to find out.
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Celebity Weapons
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The Ninja discusses the deadly uses of celebrities.
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Back In The Day
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The Ninja is old skool.
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Ninjazines
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The Ninja talks about Ninjazines.
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Sameness
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The Ninja talks about being the same ninja.
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OmniJeff
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The OmniJeff. All questions from fans named Jeff.
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OmniWorld
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Omniworld, questions from International viewers only!
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OmniPresent
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Last Omnibus for the year! Happy Holidays!
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Terminal Paper
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Welcome back! The Ninja tells you how to write a Terminal Paper.
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Datinjas
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The Ninja talks about the dating sites ninjas use to find each other.
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Ninja Theme Song
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The Ninja theme songs! The Ninja battles a Salesinja.
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Ninja Floor Plans
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The Ninja expounds on ninja floorplans.
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Ninja Comebacks
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The Ninja is apparently a huge fan of HBO.
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Extra Time
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The Ninja talks about what to do with extra time.
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Legendary Weapons
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The Ninja speaks of Legendary Weapons.
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Most Fatal Thing
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The Ninja talks about Doesn't Matter, the Most Fatal thing of all.
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OmniButt
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We proudly present OmniButt. hehe, butt.
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Dos And Don'ts
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The Ninja pontificates on the Dos and Don'ts of being a ninja.
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Ninterview
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The Ninja helps you get a job.
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Major Ninja
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The Ninja breaks into song telling about all the different types of ninjas.
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Ninja Moves
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The Ninja gets his move on.
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Oh Brother
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The Ninja's brother takes a stab at answering your questions.
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Ninjas VS. Crazy People
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Ninja or crazy person. The Ninja sets you straight.
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Ninjenglish
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Find out what words Ninjas have contributed to the English language.
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Ninjalympics
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Fresh episodes are back! Good luck Olympians!
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Ninja Hangouts
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The Ninja gives the low down on where ninjas hangout.
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Omniomni Part 1
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OmniOmni Part One, too much Omni for a single episode.
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Omniomni Part 2
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Two Much Omni Four One Episode.
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Ninja Book Club
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The Ninja discusses his new Nija Handbook with some of his buddies.
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Super Light
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The Ninja discusses the speed of darkness.
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OmniShow
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The Ninja answers more questions. Happy Ninja Day 2008!
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OmniShow Deux
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New Questions, New Answers
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Yet Another OmniShow
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Back to regularly scheduled questions.