Movie Nights

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Undefeatable
Episode overview
21, 2009
In which I review the best and worst movie of all time.
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Lady Dragon
Episode overview
24, 2009
Here I review another crappy action movie from the 90’s called Lady Dragon. Will I survive the sudden cuts, or will the bad dubbing do me in?
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Zombie Nation
Episode overview
06, 2009
Next on the review chopping block is Zombie Nation. I’m sure there are zombies in the movie somewhere. *EDIT: Sorry about the “Running Man” reference, I meant “Marathon Man”
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Rachelle Lefevre Tribute
Episode overview
17, 2009
I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.
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Gymkata
Episode overview
03, 2009
It’s back to action movie schlock as I review the infamous Gymkata.
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A Very Masterminds Christmas
Episode overview
17, 2009
What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Stakes
Episode overview
07, 2010
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
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13 Seconds
Episode overview
23, 2010
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
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Teen Sorcery
Episode overview
02, 2010
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
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Razor Sharpe
Episode overview
01, 2010
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
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Cynthia Rothrockathon #1: X-Treme Fighter
Episode overview
17, 2010
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
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Cynthia Rothrockathon #2: Angel of Fury
Episode overview
29, 2010
Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!
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Cynthia Rothrockathon #3: China O'Brien
Episode overview
17, 2010
Day three brings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be disappointed with the movie.
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Cynthia Rothrockathon #4: Lady Dragon 2
Episode overview
29, 2010
Day Four is the conclusion of the Rothrockathon, and Lady Dragon 2 takes us out with a bang.
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Witchery
Episode overview
09, 2010
Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevant? You betcha!
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Vampire Assassin
Episode overview
22, 2010
A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!
1x17
Hard to Kill
Episode overview
05, 2010
Here I face either my worst enemy or my greatest ally: Steven Seagal! Now with more coma chase action!
1x18
The Room
Episode overview
28, 2010
Okay, so here it is again…the controversial review that started it all!
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Shark Attack 3
Episode overview
03, 2010
This review has me really wired…what do you say I take you home and eat your…er, pussycat?
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Sci Fi Original Movie Double Feature: Alien Apocalypse
Episode overview
23, 2010
It’s a sci fi double feature, and even Bruce Campbell can’t save this one.
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Sci-Fi Original Movie Double Feature #2: Pterodactyl
Episode overview
11, 2010
Coolio versus some pterodactyls!
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Episode overview
25, 2010
I take on the movie that started it all. But can I survive it?
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Phantasm 1 & 2
Episode overview
12, 2010
In part one of the Halloween special, I try to figure out just what the hell Phantasm is about.
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Phantasm 3 & 4
Episode overview
28, 2010
I try to get out of reviewer limbo while surviving the last of the Phantasm sequels.
1x25
Blood Red Moon
Episode overview
12, 2010
Here I take on a Twilight rip-off from Canada. Can I handle the handicam?
1x26
Vampegeddon
Episode overview
25, 2010
Can three “beautiful” women fight off the world’s most ridiculous vampire?

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