In this episode Fern shows us her morning routine, assaults some strangers, eats an entire lettuce in 30 seconds and puts a curse on her arch nemesis. All for the clicks and likes she needs to become a viral star.

This episode sees Fern discover how to get rich without leaving the house, wrapping her ears round the whispery world of ASMR, using make-up to help her glow like a princess and getting into a flame war with a five-year-old child.