Lunchtime! We're back from break with a whole bunch of stuff to talk about. Jim has closed on his house and has a laundry dilemma. He's also been to the Cincinnati Zoo's Festival of Lights off-season. A.Ron has been painting minis and his son has been buying the family Christmas gifts.

Lunchtime! Jim tells the tale of his move and we answer a bunch of listener questions.

Lunchtime! This week Jim talks about his plans to rewire his house with ethernet cables, then we talk about some of the TV and games we watched and played over the holiday break, including Unpacking and Warhammer 40k: Space Marine.

Lunchtime! It's a snow day today, which prompts us to talk about that most nostalgic of feelings when you know there's the possibility of an unscheduled day off from school. Then we go deep into A.Ron's chimney to talk about the woes of remodeling. Finally, it's all topped off by listener questions.

Lunchtime! This week we're prepping for our 24hr Groundhog Day charity marathon. Jim is building Chinese LEGO and losing a battle with his house while A.Ron is snowed in.

Lunchtime! We’re back from our post-groundhog stream vacations and ready to clear the backlog of your questions that have built up over the past 2 weeks.

Lunchtime! This week we debate the merits of audiobooks vs e-reading vs dead trees, as well as what to do when you reach the bottom of cereal or soup. A.Ron plans his father / son ski trip, Jim plans his brother’s Tesla parade, and we finish it all off with some discussion of the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Lunchtime! A little earlier than usual. Skiing trips, Gary Gygax as a Jehovah’s Witness, an impromptu QYP, baseball, cereal rankings… this episode has it all!

Lunchtime! A.Ron is back from his skiing trip and boy does he have some stories including snow troubles in Breckenridge and a cook-your-own-steak experience. Then Jim talks about the board game Black Orchestra, which happens to be pretty relevant to Bald Move’s podcast coverage.

Lunchtime! This week we talk about our latest commission for Succession and the adventure of building Chinese Lego.

Lunchtime! We talk a little more about robes before getting on to big announcements in A.Ron's life, which leads to a discussion of our first cars. Then we answer listener questions such as what Star Trek race we would want to be.

Lunchtime! Happy April Fools’ Day! Bad April Fools’ Day? Do we wish people April Fools’ Day? On this week’s lunch episode, we’ll answer those questions and more, such as “Pokémon is cool, but why do people like Gengar so much?” Jim, the world’s oldest millennial, weighs in on Kitchen Nightmares and A.Ron ponders the question “Can a journey be emotionally fulfilling if it never ends?” Join us for our takes on popular TV and the niche shows flying under the radar with tons of random stuff in between.

Lunchtime! Coming to you with another Bald Move Lunch is Jim and A.Ron who's in a robe again and he promises this has nothing to do with his mental health. On this episode, learn about the merits of a portable bidet and the game Wingspan where you are rewarded with snacks. A discussion of turns of phrase comes up and we read a question from a Gen X-er who is wondering if he should have any fucks left to give. Sounds like he couldn’t care less, and yes, the turn of phrase is couldn’t care less. Get it together people. Next Lunch will be the message in a bottle episode of legend. Prophesied four years prior, the 4/15/22 Lunch is now upon us.

Lunchtime! The Lunch of Legend has arrived. Long ago predicted by a glorious typo, the time capsule episode is here. Let’s crack it open and read some of these eerily correct and downright hilarious predictions. Hold onto your pineapple, the Water Wars are coming.

Lunchtime! Looking to get out of jury duty? Be self employed. Not sure what to do with the disposable container your sibling gave you? We have an answer. Where do you look when using a urinal? At the ceiling. The more you know…and do you want to know more?

Lunchtime! Hopefully you have some waffles on hand because the food talk in this episode is going to make you hungry. Jim hangs his waffles on a line to cool, so he might be a serial killer. And we’re placing bets for who’s going to die in the last eight episodes of The Walking Dead. Maybe it’s everyone? Because who knows if these spinoffs are actually going to happen.

Lunchtime! Property Brothers? What about Property Podcasters? A.Ron and Jim talk about the next steps in home renovation and their beef with HOAs. Speaking of HOAs, A.Ron and Jim are creating board games, and my favorite is sneaking around the HOA. It’s the closest I’ll get to owning a house. Would you attend Jurassic Park all expenses paid with a 10% chance of death? Surprisingly, not a tough question for these guys to answer

Lunchtime! Happy Friday the 13th! On this Freaky Friday, Jim and A.Ron discuss what they would do if they woke up in each other’s body. Jim is going to eat tide pods, what a friend. Find out the best place to sit when watching a 3D animated movie from. According to Jim, the best place to get brunch waffles is Gabby’s Cafe in Cincinnati. And someone finally asks the question I’ve been wondering for a month, what kind of android is Jim? Turns out he’s ::ERROR::DATA NOT FOUND::, so I’m terrified.

Lunchtime! We covered A LOT today. Ever wonder the difference between prestige and pulp? Hear our officially unofficial answer. What are your favorite foods, board games, and opinions on your local strip club? Hear a passionate stance on Taco Bell and an idea for a Penalty Box for bad episodes of good shows. And I think we should have a competition to see who can come up with the best coat of arms for Bald Move. Real talk, tell the people you care about that you love them. Life is fleeting, let’s make the most of it. And no Lunch next week because we’re covering Stranger Things!

Lunchtime! Your favorite fashionistas are here to deliver officially unofficial renovation tips, camping stories, and job advice. Who is your dream 90s superstar Avengers casting? Personally, I would like to see Denzel Washington as Iron Man playing opposite Danny DeVito as Thor. And let’s start that commune together. Meet me in the forest and bring toilet paper.

Lunchtime! Today’s burning questions: which two actors would make the worst looking baby? And who has the better “hand extended” power, Eleven or Chris Pratt in Jurassic World? One can break spines and the other can calm a velociraptor. But then again, only one has been in interesting projects this year. Perhaps that is the true power. Hang out with us as we chat yard remodelling, favourite streaming platforms, and the popularity of Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza.

Lunchtime! It's the 20th anniversary of Spice World this week and A.Ron is here for it while Jim is dealing with the mother of all air conditioning problems. There's some talk about vacation plans before we get to answering some listener questions.

Lunchtime! We’re back! And with the backlog of questions, we’re covering everything from home improvement projects, 80s and 90s nostalgia, and how to escape religious solicitations in public. Are you looking forward to House of the Dragon like us? We have podcast recs for you to get your GOT fix in the meantime! And NO, it is not okay to pee in the shower. That’s gross. Stop it. End of discussion.

Lunchtime! This week we discuss A.Ron’s latest obsession with the James Webb Space Telescope, his trip to the Van Gogh Immersive Experience, and Jim gets bad news about his very expensive Enterprise D model.

Lunchtime! Welcome to the third lunch of the month, aka Bitch Lunch, dedicated to complaining about Amazon, the decline of independent tech stores, and the particulars of Chromebook software. Did you know the future of healthcare is being slingshot to the hospital? While you’re flying your way to the ER, you can high-five the Walmart and Amazon delivery drones dumping stuff no one needs into backyards.

Lunchtime! Get the rundown of A.Ron’s adventures in LA at the HOTD premiere and the holy grail of West Coast food, In-N-Out. Is that four-footed dragon logo a marketing ploy or theory-crafting fodder? With some Internet entertainers relying on getting paid for giving good reviews, Jim and A.Ron are proud to say they will talk shit about any show, any day if it’s their honest opinion.

Lunchtime! Jim gives a model building update. Did you give away your brother’s Pokemon cards without asking? Jim and A.Ron have some advice for you. If you’re looking for show recs, home owning advice, and funny social gaffes? Well, you are in the right place. Next week lunch will be Thursday!

Join in the friendly chat where A.Ron gives a review of King’s Island that is so thorough, it’ll make you nostalgic for RollerCoaster Tycoon. And surprise, surprise, Jim is still working on those models. Would you go to a natural park that lets you practice bushcraft? Like Minecraft in real life? What would you call it? And the House of the Dragon podcast will be FULL coverage and coming soon!

Lunchtime! Hope you packed a good lunch, because there’s a lot of food talk in this episode. We’re bringing you a mini-Empire Business update. Content-maggedon on the horizon, no screeners this year (please don’t cry), but rest assured you’ll still be getting all of your officially unofficial coverage. Do you know the origin of A.Ron’s son’s name? Find out more on how to eat a great tenderloin sandwich, thoughts on tattoos, and Jim’s models update at the lunch table.

Lunchtime! Do you like the taste of liquid Ding Dongs? Jim will drink it on air. From this low-brow quandary to the high-brow conversation surrounding the pros and cons of the streaming and binge model, we’ve got a lunch that will satisfy your need for both mindless and mindful content.

Lunchtime! Oktoberfest was a hit for A.Ron and Jim. Live vicariously through this episode to experience the fun and food. But don’t let Jim eat too much, because apparently he cannot belch. When Jim isn’t painting his minis, he and A.Ron have been hitting the gym. Anyone interested in Bald Move sweatbands?

Lunchtime! I would like to confirm that I, Talitha the producer, am indeed a real person. Get a super up close look at Mt. Buffmore and a Baldie prototype. Need advice on a wholesome birthday prank? We’ve got you covered. Did you know Chris Pine is a bottom? A.Ron and Jim’s professional analysis says he is. Get your niche knowledge here on this week’s lunch!

Lunchtime! Looking for a psychedelic trip? This is a lunch to watch as your beloved and befuddled hosts work through some technical difficulties at the very beginning of the video stream. Jim is still working on making a back catalog available on Patreon. The Amazon Football Conspiracy goes deeper than you think. We get a professional revision of the Emmy’s and find out which shows Jim and A.Ron are looking forward to.

Lunchtime! Want to build upon your already intense paranoia? Bring along your favorite conspiracy theory and join in the chat about the football-Bezos, British Rock Culture, and U.A.P. conspiracies. Are you aware of the cost of living in the 1960s? But more importantly, are you aware that Jim EATS the skin off of the kiwi?! And you’re not alone on the daily quest for a healthy sense of self. Join us at the table for this episode of Lunch.

Lunchtime! Join the age old debate; Five Guys v. In-N-Out. A.Ron declares that there will be a fast-food tier list at some point. Don’t you love it when Jim loses his chill and gets on a mini-rant? He’s got one about The Rings of Power. How do you tell someone they’re oversharing with you? And get A.Ron and Jim’s first impressions on The Last of Us show trailer. And there will be NO lunch next week.

Lunchtime! Wondering how BYPAX went? Maybe you’re wondering what BYPAX is? Jim and A.Ron have stories from BYPAX from this year and years past. Learn the complexities of betting on fake horses, hear about celebrity encounters, and find out about the indirect way Bald Move scares the school children

Lunchtime! Looking for some book recommendations? A.Ron and Jim have suggestions. As we approach the Spooky Day, get some Halloween costume previews. Not sure about your costume? Check out the Keepin’ It Leal shirts in the Bald Move Merch Store for a quick ensemble to declare your fealty. Even though the world is getting scarier by the day, your favorite podcast hosts are here to bring a smile to your face.

Lunchtime! King Jimhaerys has taken over Ireland and video game nostalgia has taken over A.Ron. Looking for some pumpkin carving inspo? Look no further. Jim has a pitch for a remake of A New Hope that will be sure to get you excited about Star Wars again. Ever wonder about the ratio of A.Ron:Jim speaking during the podcast? As their producer, I have an estimate.

Lunchtime! We’re about to check out for a week of vacation so we’re keeping it loose today with some recaps from Halloween and listener questions.

Lunchtime! Get an update on Jim and A.Ron’s current favorite games. Turns out, they are very willing and excited about going to war. Since The Walking Dead finale is approaching, we have a recap for you. Jim and A.Ron have Thanksgiving food and advice for you, so don’t come to this lunch hungry! And Jim has an update on his 3D printer. And we’re taking next Friday off to enjoy the long weekend!

The Bald Move First Rum Christmas is in full swing! The Christmas archive is now available to Club Members. And A.Ron’s Christmas playlist is live for all to enjoy. This is a lunch you will want to watch! Jim cranks out some AI art creations live. It will shock, delight, and scare you. And hear about A.Ron and Jim’s future authorial ambitions.