Another Friday, another lunch! grab you eats and grab your drinks!

The boys talk the latest news, bidets, and questions galore.

Jim’s terrible return home trip from Italy and butt-sinks; A.Ron’s trip to Florida; the latest Star Wars properties; the QYP formula for titles; thoughts on Disney’s streaming service; Shraderbrau; A.Ron is like Neo from the Matrix; dangers of brain aneurysms; airport security; what’s the demographic for the MCU; all the establishments they the boys are banned from; how ethical is it to have a nice beard; Jim can feel himself falling apart as he ages; wedding proposals and receptions; and remember to stay healthy!

Just your standard early summer Lunch, ya’ll! If you want to see the Face Rig shenanigans we got up to in the original 07/31/2015 Lunch (which is a great early lunch, btw), click here to go straight to the right timestamp!

Jim gives us an update on his Tesla Model 3. Cecily gives an update on her work situation. The gang considers Marvel Phase 4 and the limitations of being fat Ryan Gosling, emaciated Chris Hemsworth, or Paul Giamatti. They discuss what they would do with free wishes. Finally, the Bald Move family gets honest and they tell us something they have never told anyone before.

We discuss Star Trek: TNG; the missed opportunity for a Van Damme Ham Slam; book suppositories; the future with Starburns Audio and Pickle Me This; what chance Earth has if it needs to be defended by Jim, A.Ron, and Cecily; book recommendations from A.Ron; the dominance of being tall; the Freedom Dividend the societal contract of hit and runs.

Jim and A.Ron talk about the recent gun violence in our country; the new Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN+ package; the A/V setup of Bald Move; our favorite movie and video game soundtracks; the possibility of meeting Paul Giamatti; and the most stand out performance from Parks and Rec.

We discuss foot fetishes; A.Ron’s trip to Florida; A.Ron fires his therapist; what lengths they’d go to in order to find ‘The One’; Nah’leans recommendations; Sony and Disney broke up and Sony got full custody of Spider-Man; the most effective way to quit your job; how to set boundaries with your partner’s family; expectations for the upcoming Star Trek, James Bond, The Matrix 4; what their ideal parents would be if they could choose; what skills Jim and A.Ron could contribute to the zombie apocalypse to fight off roving therapists. We’ve been pumped dry for content!

Jim and A.Ron talk about their trend tradition, Double Hook Fridays; A.Ron’s birthday is tomorrow and Michelle sent a gift of Queen Funko Pop figures; US vacation policies; Andrew Luck’s retirement; new trailer talk and how they decide on upcoming shows to cover; how to manage CO2 levels in the atmosphere; the LotR on Amazon; Cincinnati chili; HYPERtheticals by Chuck Klosterman; which celebrity would get an invite to a bachelor party; was Garek redeemed on DS9; boating incidents; the global economy; and the latest season of Mindhunter.

A.Ron update us on his fence saga while fighting the worse poison ivy he has ever had in his life; Jim’s beloved old couch was put to rest; the dilemma of contractors; Cecily gives us a job update; A.Ron and Jim are given a difficult choice; their plans for UFC 242; thoughts on Better Call Saul S4, Dark Crystal, TNG, The Wheel of Time, Succession, The Good Place, The Walking Dead, Rick and Morty Season 3 and a quick Leftovers revisit. Finally, we count down Bald Move’s Top 7 Boners.

Jim and A.Ron give a Star Trek update; a good old-fashioned “what would you do” involving Russians on the ISS; coverage of His Dark Materials; whether or not you should be honest with your spouse; The Expanse coverage plans; a nice story to share about community; Jim and A.Ron switch bodies in a Freaky Friday; A.Ron’s interest in drag/trans language; the return of Old King Conan; plans to bring back Que Che L’evier; remembrance of 9/11; Wednesday night stream update; which TV character you would be; Jim’s thoughts on the new ‘Tool’ album; Andrew Yang’s “The War on Normal People” and thoughts of AI in the future; and the idea of Digital Utopianism.

Jim and A.Ron discuss the latest TNG episodes A.Ron has seen; filming locations they have visited; the new KFC chicken/donut aberration; plans for future Telltale playthroughs; Fargo S4 hype; A.Ron’s favorite Bill Simmons guests; Andrew Yang’s UBI; an El Camino prep suggestion; some kind of Tic-Tac-Tech; VR gaming; Bald Move action figures must-have accessory; the problem with ear hairs; the blight of empty malls; thoughts on remakes/reboots/sequels/prequels; a podcast suggestion; Bald Move boners and blown edits; suggestions on club membership; would they choose to learn their own future; what the perfect breakfast consists of; finally, who needs to be Incepted.

Jim and A.Ron had another successful Double Hook Friday; A.Ron and Jim have both had major life-changing events; Opus has joined the studio; they discuss difficulties in operating a business; how to handle cold calls from political campaigns; El Camino coverage; where would famous Italian guitarist Jim Jones live in Italy; whether or not to skip the last GoT books; a good old-fashioned draft and potential future bridge draft; their concert history; Star Wars fan fic; Zach Snyder’s take on anything; and finally, Jim’s go-to burrito order.

In this special episode, it's the Lunch with Jim and A.Ron 5-year anniversary! LIVE from Satan's asshole: Jim and A.Ron talk about their first ever lunch and all of the burritos they have eaten; they sum up the 7th Annual BYPAX - roller coasters at Cedar Point and their favorite games played (meta-games included) such as Game of Thrones and Secret Hitler; we hear a sick beat Murderbear made for us; we ponder once again whether a hot dog is a sandwich; we think about the most memorable/touching lunch question we’ve ever had; how to save it for the ‘cast; water or anything else with a little bit of each other’s pee in it; J&A’s opinion on the situation in Hong Kong; thoughts on the new series Devs; would you be 15 now or when you were actually 15; we speculate on how much work it is to do this much work; whether or not we’ll get to see BLINK; who would benefit from a solo character study; our thoughts on checking out garage/yard sales and our favorite finds; finally, how to continue (or not) following your favorite shows.

Jim and A.Ron occupy the space in a brand-new studio; they discuss what Camp Bald Move would look like; the weirdest thing they’ve ever eaten and they weirdest place they’ve ever gotten busy; social media checkmarks; how to direct young people with big dreams; Giamatti knows that we exist; unpopular food opinions; old LWJ&A episodes; X-mas card photos; favorite holiday foods/specific hams; regional humor; lasting spooks; mind-blowing science facts; pre-therapy advice; the existence of a perfect band; and upcoming guests on PMT.

Jim and A.Ron get straight into the questions this time, because they are on a tight schedule! They answer everyone’s burning question, WTF is up with the lack of The Expanse coverage; Cecily and Alexis’ coverage of His Dark Materials; The Dresden Files dream casting; vampires in dusters; thoughts on Dark and other foreign recommendations; should D&D have known they were writing fan fiction; gimmick products that really work; how to de-skunk a pet; thoughts on the Colts and football in VERY general terms; carpal tunnel issues; the new grand (re?) opening of the Vonnegut Museum; the possibility of an arts and crafts on a drunken lunch; where to put your cart when you are done; thoughts on when it’s appropriate to use ketchup and gravy; shitting your pants stories; bidet updates; upcoming movies; favorite movies changing in a 5 year span; thoughts on Melt Bar and Grilled; playing Apex Legends; experience with Halloween pranks; and how to live with a clone of yourself.

Jim and A.Ron discuss 2019 Halloween memories; we do a bit of show-n-tell; Cecily tells the lore of the Church of Joppa Road; they discuss gender-swapped costumes; what’s the most elaborate concept costume you can come up with; how to overcome your fears; should you go full lederhosen?; how to practice mindfulness and mindful meditation; why has Jim still not seen Fury Road; why is Bald Move so honest about the empire; thoughts on the latest Star Wars trailer; weekly TV planning streams; free subscriptions to brand-new streaming platforms??; thoughts on the new Mandalorian trailer; thoughts on the new BoJack episodes; best hikes in America; PG&E power outages; Daylight Savings thoughts; and finally, thoughts on the GoT news.

Jim and A.Ron discuss Double Dern Saturday; the launch of our new network Swizzbold; advice for Tesla owners; city living vs. country living; Apple+ support devices; sleep hygiene; AirBNB scams; famous or interesting genealogy; advice on dealing with grief; finding Jim’s holy grail; movies we don’t remember; our favorite movie scenes; closing out actors; the Colour Out of Space trailer; best of the decade; when is the right time to start Christmas; advice on starting a family; finally, housekeeping on housekeeping.

Jim and A.Ron discuss King’s Island game plans for the holidays; Bald Move history; fast pasta/cold pasta/gravy; live podcasts; should we be drinking milk; electronics that refuse to die; things to watch on Disney+; vegetarian Thanksgiving dishes; cheapest things you can return; Bald Move promo codes; 3 shot Friday lunches and falling off the wagon by getting on the wagon; coastal cities moving inland; “play something good”; why Jim and A.Ron go to different movie theaters; who won the week; advice on moving to America for the first time; purchases that make you self-conscious; finally, whether or not we should let our cats hunt ALL of the birds!

Jim and A.Ron discuss the Cybertruck; they discuss the Walker Stalker Con situation; Watchmen viewership/coverage vs. Leftovers viewership/coverage; will Bald Move officiate a wedding; stupid cat stories; are you buying what Kanye is selling; holiday Mario Twitch streams; how to enjoy Mr. Rogers if you are new to it; Groundhog Day plans; snow sports; download updates; Better Call Saul announces a 5th season; Thanksgiving sides that are a must have; leftover T-Day creations; weird food craving combinations; earliest memories; unique parenting techniques; finally, the Google Stadia.

Christmas plans and updates; Jim got married!; coolest gift given; regifted gift items; what would happen if the 27 club were alive today; what if you could see how many people have been blocked on Twitter; would you be anxious about death if you were cloned every time?; is it “just a kids movie”?; the New Pope coverage; binge coverage thoughts; Baby Yoda fever; belief in Santa Clause; book recommendations; understanding your beliefs; Groundhog Day plans; favorite way to celebrate birthdays; Christmas wishes; and finally, when to open Christmas presents.

Jim and A.Ron share Christmas Surprises; A.Ron shows off his Christmas albums; favorite Christmas songs; who would Arnold play better at Christmas; tips for working from home; whiskey gift recommendations (such as Loup Garou Alchemy); video games + fitness; choosing which streaming services to keep; check in on A.Ron’s shame reading of Warhammer 40k; podcasting advice; mic-drop moments; podcast names they’re proud of; Outlander coverage; what are the kids doing with our household products; the latest upset in the UK; favorite Christmas treats; picking the right pet; finally, how to properly way gingerbread men.

Jim and A.Ron open presents and share holiday stories; Christmas meal traditions; thoughts on Kumail’s new muscles; a tangent about sci-fi books; casting a new Marty McFly; things get awkward as the hosts are forced to compliment each other; they watch their language; smoking pot etiquette; did Jim and A.Ron start another cult; and favorite moments from 2019.