Elephantize us, Cap’t.

Ayo! What's the big guydea?!

Brett’s a bad king.

Y’all, this game is for sure toadingly possible. QOTD: What animal will Mario never turn into?

We’re all gonna swim.

Today, Ted learns about the WWE of basketball.

God dang to the depths these dirty lazy pieces of crap condarts!

Welcome to jump hell... but just as fun.

What is with the first PURPLES?!

We are just too long to teabag.

Daisy and Mario are up to no good while Luigi’s away.

Teacher’s-listening-comprehension QOTD: What does Alex not wear when he takes a dump?

It’s time for Beard Bros to save the Daisy.

We forgot we’re gonna do drugs today.

We’re talking about all the kitten rescues today.

As our wise Patron, Noah Katchuk, once said: “A few pointers for the Beard Bros from a guy who has never done youtube in his life and as such is completely accurate and trustworthy. Re equip torch Follow wikis to get everything Read every piece of dialogue (yes including item flavour text) Play with the highest "ranked" build for maximum efficiency. No self expression please, thanks. Shut up Talk more Talk about the game Dont talk about the game Be perfect, but just my individual view on what perfect is. Youll have to guess what I want. Thats it. I think we can all agree that these tips would make the greatest LetsPlay show on youtube.”

QOTD: Do you or someone you know watch SBB ironically?

Tune in again to catch us all smarmy and swarthy. QOTD: What character from The Simpsons would make for the best spin-off?