In our old age, we find everything we interact with leaves us. QOTD 1: Try Alex, why don’t you? QOTD 2: Do you relate to the nervous mask?

What's the newest game with character lives that actually serves a significant purpose?

Brett is not Jirard. He’s not… He’s really not. Jirard is not Brett. No Jirard is inside Brett’s mind, okay? Got it? Everyone understand? Brett’s not becoming Jirard. QOTD: Who is a real video game expert? QOTD 2: What game has the best (not required to finish) challenges?

Alex gets his hands on Crash Bandicoot for the first time ever and he learns many things such as Crash being effing vincible.

The things Alex hates are bad, the things he likes, are also somewhat bad.

Brett unveils his Family Matters theory behind Judy Winslow's mysterious disappearance. QOTD: Do you buy your games physically or digitally and why?

Star Trek, Forbidden Planet, we’re covering all the campy space stuff in this one. QOTD: What’s your vibe on jukebox musicals?

Let’s see if we can’t wheeze the juice out of these levels.

Ya ever felt knee licks by Steelix?

QOTD: How is ‘when you know you know aka wykyk or iykyk’ used by you and how do you interpret it?

Santa spoiler alert!

Alex is having himself a g’day, mate. Thought we’d run that one bayou.

What’s up with them going “ahw” a lot in Baseketball?

Is it called paw-paw fruit? Puh-puh fruit? Wawa fruit? Puhpa fruit? Pup-pup fruit? Puta fruit? Pato fruit? Pub fruit? Pookum fruit? Poopoo fruit? Poobah fruits? Pumba fruit? Wampas fruit? Mangoes? QOTD: Before you saw us visually, what were you thinking we looked like?

It should be quite the N.teresting N.try to our N.credible jourN.ey thus far. We hope you find it N.tertaining.

A POOKADABUTT!

This episode is better than we feared.

There was a let’s player named Alex who found a dino out this year that he was once a ‘Coot when dinos ruled the world and now a tyrannosaurus tries to get him day and night but Alex has four maskies to protect his very life! He has the maskies they're from 1525 BC he has the maskies’ protection for the new BONUSes he has the maskies they're hanging out by the 'Frisco bay Mmuuunh He has the maskies from 1525 bc he has the maskies they're hanging by the tarry pits he has the maskies they're gonna save the world today the Neanderthal way they're (drum roll) MASKIES ALIVE!!

If you give a Ted a bandicoot… QOTD: If there was a clone of you in the identity you’re most attracted to and they made a pass at you, would you bite?

We start getting deep into some Judeo-Christian lore.

The Bros are giving everyone a little peek behind the scenes, or behind the eyes rather, of what goes on with them when they’re recording SBB.

QOTD: What were some field trip types where you grew up?

QOTD 1: What’s the most beloved commercial you remember? QOTD 2: Are you a scientologist, what’s your excuse?

Can we all stop for a moment and take in that Speedy Gonzales brother’s name is Slowpoke Rodriguez? QOTD 1: Is there anyone in your life named Kevin? QOTD 2: What name(s) could you see us believably having?

Alex is busting out his best Jar-Jar feats. QOTD 1: What would your approach look like to confirm your future self is actually your future self? QOTD 2: Do you know who Doug Ramsey is without googling it?

We can’t get the Eureka’s Castle theme song out of our heads and we’re totally fine with it, but Brett is sorry. QOTD: How old do you think the Beard Bros will be when the final Beard Bros episode comes out?

QOTD 1: Have you ever refreshed a tweet looking for a like? QOTD 2: When was the last time you pooed your pants (or whatever bottoms you were wearing)?

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