My Brother, My Brother and Me

Here it is, the podcast you’ve been waiting for: My Brother, My Brother and Me. It’s an advice show, brought to you for FREE by three of the world’s most qualifiied experts who are also brothers. If you’d like to participate, tweet with the #MBMBAM hashtag or email us at mbmbam aat gmail dawt com. We love you.

Here it is, the podcast you’ve been waiting for: My Brother, My Brother and Me. It’s an advice show, brought to you for FREE by three of the world’s most qualifiied experts who are also brothers. If you’d like to participate, tweet with the #MBMBAM hashtag or email us at mbmbam aat gmail dawt com. We love you.

It’s Monday and that means it’s time to have literally every question you’ve ever had about life, love and laughter courtesy of the McElroy brothers. But honestly, why are you even reading this? Why don’t you just head over to our OFFICIAL Web Presence at MBMBAM.com. Also, did you subscribe? You should subscribe. Suggested episode talking points: Is “totes” acceptable? Are you trying to hold my hand?

It’s Monday and that means it’s time to have literally every question you’ve ever had about life, love and laughter courtesy of the McElroy brothers. But honestly, why are you even reading this? Why don’t you just head over to our OFFICIAL Web Presence at MBMBAM.com. Also, did you subscribe? You should subscribe. Suggested episode talking points: Is “totes” acceptable? Are you trying to hold my hand?

Wowza. Put the kids to bed, folks — this particular installment in the MBMBAM archives gets down and dirty with a bit of discussion pertaining to various … bedroom activities. No, we’re not talking about your toenail clipping ritual. No, we’re not talking about your nightly Craig Ferguson viewing. No, we’re not — intercourse! We’re dishing out some real talk about intercourse, and in a completely non-creepy way. For the most part. Except for that one part. You’ll know it when you hear it. Suggested talking points: Moving away from your home town. Secret movie theater back rubs. Living with real-life ladies. Making sweet love to a rollercoaster. Denim: Friend or Faux Pas?

Wowza. Put the kids to bed, folks — this particular installment in the MBMBAM archives gets down and dirty with a bit of discussion pertaining to various … bedroom activities. No, we’re not talking about your toenail clipping ritual. No, we’re not talking about your nightly Craig Ferguson viewing. No, we’re not — intercourse! We’re dishing out some real talk about intercourse, and in a completely non-creepy way. For the most part. Except for that one part. You’ll know it when you hear it. Suggested talking points: Moving away from your home town. Secret movie theater back rubs. Living with real-life ladies. Making sweet love to a rollercoaster. Denim: Friend or Faux Pas?

Would you rather have an infinite supply of delicious cheesecakes, or be blind in one of your two eyes? We’ll guide you through infinitely difficult conundrums such as these in this week’s episode of MAMBAME. We’ll also talk about blasting your core, strategic uses for lupus, and then we say the word “Jeffrey” like, 1,400 times. So, enjoy that.

Would you rather have an infinite supply of delicious cheesecakes, or be blind in one of your two eyes? We’ll guide you through infinitely difficult conundrums such as these in this week’s episode of MAMBAME. We’ll also talk about blasting your core, strategic uses for lupus, and then we say the word “Jeffrey” like, 1,400 times. So, enjoy that.

We’re halfway to double-digits, folks — that’s a major hurdle in the Podcasting realm, but we’ve cleared it with grace and style with the help of you, our beautiful listeners. As part of our “Halfway to Ten” celebration, the theme of this show is social party drinking: How to do it properly, how to not do it properly, and how to swiftly recover from its powerful effects on your internal humours. It’s an adult show, largely about an adult topic, for adults.

We’re halfway to double-digits, folks — that’s a major hurdle in the Podcasting realm, but we’ve cleared it with grace and style with the help of you, our beautiful listeners. As part of our “Halfway to Ten” celebration, the theme of this show is social party drinking: How to do it properly, how to not do it properly, and how to swiftly recover from its powerful effects on your internal humours. It’s an adult show, largely about an adult topic, for adults.

In this episode, we’re answering questions that you’re too afraid to ask, unless, of course, you were the one who asked them. These bold souls have been rewarded with answers to some of life’s most difficult, most mature dilemmas. You know, things like, “Can I make a pee in the shower?” We apologize for being eight years old. Suggested talking points: Sleepy girlfriends, complimentary puppies, Sweet Valley High, a big bottle of P, the final test of love, Cyber-Congress, CSI: Vero Beach, Sway gave me a Penis Award

In this episode, we’re answering questions that you’re too afraid to ask, unless, of course, you were the one who asked them. These bold souls have been rewarded with answers to some of life’s most difficult, most mature dilemmas. You know, things like, “Can I make a pee in the shower?” We apologize for being eight years old. Suggested talking points: Sleepy girlfriends, complimentary puppies, Sweet Valley High, a big bottle of P, the final test of love, Cyber-Congress, CSI: Vero Beach, Sway gave me a Penis Award

Our plate is heaping with questions on this week’s show, covering a wide variety of issues and problems. Fortunately, we’re hungry. For questions. Which we’ll dip into our economy-sized vat of Sweet Answer Dippin’ Sauce, and instantly devour. Romantic troubles? Chomp. Workplace drama? Munch. Just found out you were born a woman, but were surgically rendered a man when you were two years old? Delicious. Suggested talking points: Musical girlfriend, customer love, The Lake House, Flo-rida, Babystruck, Rebel Without a Cause, Beerbabies, D’Angelo, Deep remembrance, an MBMBAM proposal.

Our plate is heaping with questions on this week’s show, covering a wide variety of issues and problems. Fortunately, we’re hungry. For questions. Which we’ll dip into our economy-sized vat of Sweet Answer Dippin’ Sauce, and instantly devour. Romantic troubles? Chomp. Workplace drama? Munch. Just found out you were born a woman, but were surgically rendered a man when you were two years old? Delicious. Suggested talking points: Musical girlfriend, customer love, The Lake House, Flo-rida, Babystruck, Rebel Without a Cause, Beerbabies, D’Angelo, Deep remembrance, an MBMBAM proposal.

After an unprecedented and, frankly, irresponsible one-week hiatus, we’ve returned to answer the deluge of questions the MBMBAM community flooded us with during the interlude. That just means we have a much sweeter stock of queries to choose from. Seriously, guys — every single question in this episode is a matter of life or death. Especially the one about teen make-out spots. Suggested talking points: Golden Love Corral, Best Woman, Aaron (known dude), the circle of AIDS, long distance dating and shotputting, fat beers, Why Does The Sun Shine?, anger volcanoes, mama-law, friendship connections, On Kicking

After an unprecedented and, frankly, irresponsible one-week hiatus, we’ve returned to answer the deluge of questions the MBMBAM community flooded us with during the interlude. That just means we have a much sweeter stock of queries to choose from. Seriously, guys — every single question in this episode is a matter of life or death. Especially the one about teen make-out spots. Suggested talking points: Golden Love Corral, Best Woman, Aaron (known dude), the circle of AIDS, long distance dating and shotputting, fat beers, Why Does The Sun Shine?, anger volcanoes, mama-law, friendship connections, On Kicking

Though forces of nature attempted to tear us apart, the brothers McElroy managed to carve 45 minutes out of our busy week to answer your queries. Sure, it resulted in one of our more unconventional episodes, but that’s not to say it’s “bad.” Okay, the 22-minute freestyle verbal jazz segment was weird and unnecessary, but we think it works pretty well in context. Suggested talking points: Uncle David’s banjo, Mr. Stinky Booty/True Survivor, body shapes, strip joint follies, Dakota Memorial Mobile Spray Tanning Station, Swoopin’ Osama, sexy clowns

Though forces of nature attempted to tear us apart, the brothers McElroy managed to carve 45 minutes out of our busy week to answer your queries. Sure, it resulted in one of our more unconventional episodes, but that’s not to say it’s “bad.” Okay, the 22-minute freestyle verbal jazz segment was weird and unnecessary, but we think it works pretty well in context. Suggested talking points: Uncle David’s banjo, Mr. Stinky Booty/True Survivor, body shapes, strip joint follies, Dakota Memorial Mobile Spray Tanning Station, Swoopin’ Osama, sexy clowns

In this peculiar, jet-lagged episode, we discuss the Jesuses owned by each planet, how to french kiss and kicking internet porn addiction. And that’s like, the first five minutes.

In this peculiar, jet-lagged episode, we discuss the Jesuses owned by each planet, how to french kiss and kicking internet porn addiction. And that’s like, the first five minutes.

After last week’s up-close-and-personal encounter, today’s episode is a refreshing return to form. The gang have all again sequestered in their own chambers, and are answering questions with replenished reserves of vim and vigor. In fact, some may call it our most vintage episode to date. Suggested talking points: Heavily Zydeco inspired, Chief Yogurt Tester, Motorhead or other adult themes, derapitation, bevving out, accidental pedophile, two solid minutes of Austin Powers references, uggos.

After last week’s up-close-and-personal encounter, today’s episode is a refreshing return to form. The gang have all again sequestered in their own chambers, and are answering questions with replenished reserves of vim and vigor. In fact, some may call it our most vintage episode to date. Suggested talking points: Heavily Zydeco inspired, Chief Yogurt Tester, Motorhead or other adult themes, derapitation, bevving out, accidental pedophile, two solid minutes of Austin Powers references, uggos.

It’s time to celebrate the fact that you didn’t blow off any fingers or hands during last night’s Independence Day festivities — why not exercise your still-present digits by clicking on the button which brings the sounds of our voices into your ear holes? It’s right there. No, to the left. Left a bit more. Now you’re playing Jezzball. Close that window. Click the X! You can do it, grandpa! Suggested talking points: Sex Chameleon, Jumping to Pedo conclusions, J.P. Garglestench, your best worst friend, nose whiskey, the boner fairy, bucket list break-up.

It’s time to celebrate the fact that you didn’t blow off any fingers or hands during last night’s Independence Day festivities — why not exercise your still-present digits by clicking on the button which brings the sounds of our voices into your ear holes? It’s right there. No, to the left. Left a bit more. Now you’re playing Jezzball. Close that window. Click the X! You can do it, grandpa! Suggested talking points: Sex Chameleon, Jumping to Pedo conclusions, J.P. Garglestench, your best worst friend, nose whiskey, the boner fairy, bucket list break-up.

WE’RE LATE. And we’re sorry. We’ve got no excuses, except that, man, it’s been such a rough week, and our alarm didn’t go off, and Justin’s cat ate his audio file. We come to you with humble hearts, with a humble episode in our humble hands. We know you’re going to hate it, out of principle, but we’re hoping you won’t share your anger with other potential listeners. Suggested talking points: Ducky, Omens and Portents, Shoop, The LeBron Continuum, The Itchy Zone, The Sweet and Salty Foamy Spray of Life, kissing your pep-pep, robot B.O.

WE’RE LATE. And we’re sorry. We’ve got no excuses, except that, man, it’s been such a rough week, and our alarm didn’t go off, and Justin’s cat ate his audio file. We come to you with humble hearts, with a humble episode in our humble hands. We know you’re going to hate it, out of principle, but we’re hoping you won’t share your anger with other potential listeners. Suggested talking points: Ducky, Omens and Portents, Shoop, The LeBron Continuum, The Itchy Zone, The Sweet and Salty Foamy Spray of Life, kissing your pep-pep, robot B.O.

The Boys of Summer are back with another dose of their unique brand of advice — in fact, we’re going to supply you with some free advice right here, in the very next sentence. You should pre-order one of our fine T-shirts. Here’s some more: You should leave a message on our voicemail, at 203-MBM-BAM1. Boom. You just got advised, and you haven’t even started listening to the show yet. Suggested talking points: Spiderbelly, Tiller-snoot, Google Voice Follies, Ferguson Sex Change, Couldn’t Care More, Jazz Cigarettes, Hans Solo and Chewy, Rock Lobster Diet, SHIRTS

The Boys of Summer are back with another dose of their unique brand of advice — in fact, we’re going to supply you with some free advice right here, in the very next sentence. You should pre-order one of our fine T-shirts. Here’s some more: You should leave a message on our voicemail, at 203-MBM-BAM1. Boom. You just got advised, and you haven’t even started listening to the show yet. Suggested talking points: Spiderbelly, Tiller-snoot, Google Voice Follies, Ferguson Sex Change, Couldn’t Care More, Jazz Cigarettes, Hans Solo and Chewy, Rock Lobster Diet, SHIRTS

We need everyone to think back about all the good we’ve done with all our advice before giving this episode a listen. Remember? All that good? Great. Because this is the episode which will be responsible for our long, slow descent into hell. Hopefully we’ve got enough positive karma in the bank to weasel our way out of eternal damnation. Suggested talking points: Begrudging respect, altercations, on porousness, XYZ, getting Carl Sagan on it, car talk, don’t get them digits, safe sex helmet

We need everyone to think back about all the good we’ve done with all our advice before giving this episode a listen. Remember? All that good? Great. Because this is the episode which will be responsible for our long, slow descent into hell. Hopefully we’ve got enough positive karma in the bank to weasel our way out of eternal damnation. Suggested talking points: Begrudging respect, altercations, on porousness, XYZ, getting Carl Sagan on it, car talk, don’t get them digits, safe sex helmet

In the debut episode of the My Brother, My Brother and Me Fall Season 2010, our three hosts share a number of special, sentimental moments. The specialness and sentimentality of it all is just so overwhelming. Don’t be afraid to let a few tears fall from your those sweet baby blues and browns, listeners. Sometimes, a good cry is just what the doctor ordered. Also, we talk about nicknames for penises. Suggested talking points: Rap n’ Beats, sweet jeans, Highlander of Fun, virtual dumpster fire, Marshall Gaiman, nine-twelve, wormy, pigchicken rulez, g-ma

In the debut episode of the My Brother, My Brother and Me Fall Season 2010, our three hosts share a number of special, sentimental moments. The specialness and sentimentality of it all is just so overwhelming. Don’t be afraid to let a few tears fall from your those sweet baby blues and browns, listeners. Sometimes, a good cry is just what the doctor ordered. Also, we talk about nicknames for penises. Suggested talking points: Rap n’ Beats, sweet jeans, Highlander of Fun, virtual dumpster fire, Marshall Gaiman, nine-twelve, wormy, pigchicken rulez, g-ma

This week’s episode is brought to you in stunning HIGH DEFINITION 360 DEGREE OMEGA-AUDIO, thanks to the acquisition of a new microphone for Travis, paid for by contributions from listeners like you. Assuming, of course, that you bought a T-Shirt or App. We feel the improved quality was the only missing ingredient keeping us from total podcast domination. Well, that and general laziness. Suggested talking points: The mane event, a touch of slavery, stalker/stalkee, embraces, algebra follies, Bs before Hs, The Biggest Loser, a PSA

This week’s episode is brought to you in stunning HIGH DEFINITION 360 DEGREE OMEGA-AUDIO, thanks to the acquisition of a new microphone for Travis, paid for by contributions from listeners like you. Assuming, of course, that you bought a T-Shirt or App. We feel the improved quality was the only missing ingredient keeping us from total podcast domination. Well, that and general laziness. Suggested talking points: The mane event, a touch of slavery, stalker/stalkee, embraces, algebra follies, Bs before Hs, The Biggest Loser, a PSA

We’re back, and arguably better than ever. Well, in the sense that we’re a week older and wiser, and now Griffin also has a good mic, and we’re telling you, Sally, August is just our month. Not too hot, not too cold. Just the right amount of dryness.Suggested talking points: A beautiful mind, a series of plateaus, hosteohorosis, dominIQUE, wedding krump, a needy crotch, pecking, a fleshy acorn, this big hollow bitch

We’re back, and arguably better than ever. Well, in the sense that we’re a week older and wiser, and now Griffin also has a good mic, and we’re telling you, Sally, August is just our month. Not too hot, not too cold. Just the right amount of dryness.Suggested talking points: A beautiful mind, a series of plateaus, hosteohorosis, dominIQUE, wedding krump, a needy crotch, pecking, a fleshy acorn, this big hollow bitch

Though some might argue that our past few episodes have suffered from a case of the doldrums, this most totally recentest episode is simply chock-full of action. Seriously. If this episode could somehow become a corporeal thing, it would become Tony Jaa, and it would knee all your questions and dilemmas right in their stupid faces. Suggested talking points: Clean Slate, Don’t Let the Joaquins Bite, Black Eyed Prom, Christmas Demands, Google Jones, Too Old For Skinny Jeans, Jimmy Hats, A Movie About a Cafe That Closes, An Answer To Every Question

Though some might argue that our past few episodes have suffered from a case of the doldrums, this most totally recentest episode is simply chock-full of action. Seriously. If this episode could somehow become a corporeal thing, it would become Tony Jaa, and it would knee all your questions and dilemmas right in their stupid faces. Suggested talking points: Clean Slate, Don’t Let the Joaquins Bite, Black Eyed Prom, Christmas Demands, Google Jones, Too Old For Skinny Jeans, Jimmy Hats, A Movie About a Cafe That Closes, An Answer To Every Question

On this, the twentieth anniversary of our very first collective venture into the terrifying world of podcasting, we bring to you a show that’s positively dripping with advice-juice. It’s harmless, for the most part, but we wouldn’t suggest letting it get on your clothing, or furniture, or your exposed skin. Suggested talking points: Nicknames, a sticky situation, checkerboard leg hair, Tony Toni Tone, the flannel algorithm, apple babies, Swimfan, double deuce

On this, the twentieth anniversary of our very first collective venture into the terrifying world of podcasting, we bring to you a show that’s positively dripping with advice-juice. It’s harmless, for the most part, but we wouldn’t suggest letting it get on your clothing, or furniture, or your exposed skin. Suggested talking points: Nicknames, a sticky situation, checkerboard leg hair, Tony Toni Tone, the flannel algorithm, apple babies, Swimfan, double deuce

Look, there’s one of two ways you can respond to our absence over Labor Day weekend: You can get angry, and demand an apology (which we’ll happily give) — but that’s kind of a waste of time, isn’t it? Let’s go with option two, where we run, teary-eyed, into your arms, like prodigal sons returning to their loving fathers. Suggested talking points: The cost of labor, get your poke on, dong gnats, in which we sing Wilson Phillips, gender studies, Travis’ nightmare diet, MILK, the WikiAnswers experiment, Super Donuts: A Counterpoint

Look, there’s one of two ways you can respond to our absence over Labor Day weekend: You can get angry, and demand an apology (which we’ll happily give) — but that’s kind of a waste of time, isn’t it? Let’s go with option two, where we run, teary-eyed, into your arms, like prodigal sons returning to their loving fathers. Suggested talking points: The cost of labor, get your poke on, dong gnats, in which we sing Wilson Phillips, gender studies, Travis’ nightmare diet, MILK, the WikiAnswers experiment, Super Donuts: A Counterpoint

This week’s episode is dedicated to the neverending leadership and heroism exhibited every waking moment by Mr. Matthew McConnaughey. We suggest watching at least two of Mr. McConnaughey’s motion pictures as a complimentary experience to this episode. Might we suggest Fools’ Gold and Sahara? Or, if you’re listening with a loved one, How To Lose a Guy In Ten Days and The Wedding Planner? Suggested talking points: A constant bongo beat, wassassin, the Geordi contingent, big funeral home, Lolito, beer mall, deep cuts in the boneyard, the elegant curvature

This week’s episode is dedicated to the neverending leadership and heroism exhibited every waking moment by Mr. Matthew McConnaughey. We suggest watching at least two of Mr. McConnaughey’s motion pictures as a complimentary experience to this episode. Might we suggest Fools’ Gold and Sahara? Or, if you’re listening with a loved one, How To Lose a Guy In Ten Days and The Wedding Planner? Suggested talking points: A constant bongo beat, wassassin, the Geordi contingent, big funeral home, Lolito, beer mall, deep cuts in the boneyard, the elegant curvature

If you’re not listening to this new episode at an official, licensed, ordained MBMBaM listening party, then we’re not sure you’re getting the full listening experience. Advice podcasts are like tandem bikes — they don’t really work unless two or more people sit on them. We don’t know what we’re saying anymore. Suggested talking points: Wolfwhistles, That full-on Sisqo heat, foreverbaby, Now That’s What I Call Music, Eye-spiders, balls and everything, guywriting, monkey stomach, maneater.

If you’re not listening to this new episode at an official, licensed, ordained MBMBaM listening party, then we’re not sure you’re getting the full listening experience. Advice podcasts are like tandem bikes — they don’t really work unless two or more people sit on them. We don’t know what we’re saying anymore. Suggested talking points: Wolfwhistles, That full-on Sisqo heat, foreverbaby, Now That’s What I Call Music, Eye-spiders, balls and everything, guywriting, monkey stomach, maneater.

It’s October, which we all know is the official month of advice, and also pumpkins. Unfortunately, if you’ve tuned in for a podcast about squash appreciation, you’ve come to the wrong place. That first thing, though — that’s something we can do something about. Suggested talking points: Oh My Tosh, sexy frumpy dragon, screaming infidelities, baby chain, a torso donation from Kevin Smith, street magic, Mollytalk, coming out

It’s October, which we all know is the official month of advice, and also pumpkins. Unfortunately, if you’ve tuned in for a podcast about squash appreciation, you’ve come to the wrong place. That first thing, though — that’s something we can do something about. Suggested talking points: Oh My Tosh, sexy frumpy dragon, screaming infidelities, baby chain, a torso donation from Kevin Smith, street magic, Mollytalk, coming out

This is a special, special episode, everyone. A very special episode indeed. Not only is it our quarter-of-a-hundred-episode celebration, it’s also our first show with the endorsement of world hero, David Hasselhoff. To celebrate, we’ve got a bunch of free advice, as well as a heartwarming outro from John Palomba. From his guitar, to our hearts, to your ears. Suggested talking points: Wizard Ani, The Hoff, prison pals, the waxening, treeem, insta-baby, mommy’s Cosmos, the fightin’ Rachel Dratches

This is a special, special episode, everyone. A very special episode indeed. Not only is it our quarter-of-a-hundred-episode celebration, it’s also our first show with the endorsement of world hero, David Hasselhoff. To celebrate, we’ve got a bunch of free advice, as well as a heartwarming outro from John Palomba. From his guitar, to our hearts, to your ears. Suggested talking points: Wizard Ani, The Hoff, prison pals, the waxening, treeem, insta-baby, mommy’s Cosmos, the fightin’ Rachel Dratches

The Brothers McElroy have returned to you, dearest listeners, in sickness (Travis and Griffin) and in health (Justin). Through a daze brought along by a poorly thought-out cocktail of coffee and Dayquil, today’s episode possesses an entirely unique flavor — a flavor to savor, if you will. Suggested talking points: Jimmy Facebook, delay of baby, Dr. Money Money, deep heads, in the parker, 14 and loving it, Jesus’ battery allergy, brunner

In this unofficial MBMBaM Halloween Spooktacular, the brothers McElroy turn up the fright meter to “AAH”-leven, answering a whole mess of eerie queries about … um, relationships and meeting people and other sad stuff. We guess it’s not all that terrifying, unless you consider the fact that we’ve done this twenty-seven times now to be a little scary. Suggested talking points: The cleanest hands, hypothetical future-to-present time travel, Jekyll and Bastard, Ja Drool, the nerd void, tapeworm baby, baggin’ it

You trying to get your month started off right? We can’t think of a better way to do so than to take the next 48 minutes and 13 seconds, and just like, chillax. It’s time to coast through the last two months of 2010 on a soothing cloud of brotherly advice. Suggested talking points: The Calm, speed rail lovemaking, cat genitalia-watching, PDA, Lil’ Sleepy Jon, pinochle, the Keith Urban series, Bret Michaels’ face, the politics of the centipede

Fact: 66.6 percent (repeating) of the brothers McElroy were born on this very day, 30 and 27 years ago. This very special episode is a look back on some of the biggest moments of their lives. By which we mean the biggest events of everyone’s lives who sent in questions this week, and also some strangers on Yahoo Answers. By which we mean: A regular show. Suggested talking points: Cat on Lap, Sodoko, Mancoon Buscemi, retail Highlander, world’s best lover, (emotional waves), Sexual Edge, Good Sun Setting, eureka

We’re celebrating 30 weeks of non-stop advising (except for those two weeks where we stopped) the only way we know how — by using our hereditary gifts of gab to help guide the world’s lost sheep back to the warm stables of wisdom. Also, we learn a little about ourselves along the way. Also, we inadvertently curse like, a lot. We don’t know why, but we’re sorry. Suggested talking points: Letters from Ho-o-ome, dead talking furniture, family ties, The Babby with the Dragon Tattoo, a new weekly segment, home movies, Jonas Pleasemoney, Patrick Stewart’s boner, fursecution, Reggae Rave

You know what? In honor of the holiday that’s coming later this week, we’re going to use this time to thank you for all the good times you’ve shared with us over the past seven or so months. You’re more than listeners — you’re family. And that means you’re invited to the Thanksgiving dinner in our hearts. (But not our houses. Don’t be weird.)Suggested talking points: Boyfriend-shaped hole, withering barbs, life begins at stubble, smoochburg, movie terrorists, whippits, teetotaling, the basin

Justin was inconsiderate enough to be sick during our usual record day, so the episode’s late today. Don’t be mad at us. Be mad at Justin’s wimpy-ass white blood cells. Also, we hope you had a really fantastic Thanksgiving. Suggested talking points: Prius Promise, raw fire, three bowling date rule, penit pills, OG Water, vigilante parking justice, green packaging

As the temperature drops, your physiological need for wisdom increases exponentially. That’s a scientific fact. Warm up your cold, unenlightened bones with a hot flood of genuine ad-vice, why don’t you? It’s got the rejuvenating heat of a fresh cup of cocoa, only it won’t make your mouth feel all gommy after you drink it. Suggested talking points: Creepin’, The Even Longer Con, On the DL, Daily Penis Briefing, Have Mercy, Methspresso, A Bad Scene, Troutleap, Friendtimacy

Well, you’re here, and we’re here, so we might as well just do this thing. C’mon. We’ve only got about 50 minutes to save the world through the power of heartfelt advice, and also the power of saying a bunch of stuff we don’t mean. Suggested talking points: Global snow, In Vino Veritas, Still Waters, Fight or Flight, Love Cleanse, Emily Wall Post, Biblebot, The You’re Wrong Daily

We’ve got a tight little stocking stuffer for you this week, friends. We’re talking about all your different holiday traditions, and we’re doing it while trying as hard as we possibly can not to curse. (Except for the first minute or so.) Share it with your loved ones! Thanks to Drew from Toothpaste For Dinner for the fresh intro song. And thanks to JPhonic for the bonus track for premium Appsperience users! And thanks to you, for listening, and being so generally rad. Happy holidays!

Between the lack of question submissions, the hurried pace and the general post-Holiday blues, we wouldn’t exactly qualify this one as our “best episode.” We’re not sure we’d qualify it as our “most adequate episode.” Is it our “worst episode ever?” That’s up to you. “Most disappointing end-of-year episode?” Oh, God yes. Suggested talking points: 95 and Not Alive, Jesus’ hat-expanding magic, A wizard of comedy named Patch Adams, metaphorical smudgy sticks, discretion, Kevin James’ reversible circumcision