Wheelhaus

Rejected "The Game of LIFE: slogans: "Monopoly for Dumb People!" "Only Losers Have Children!" "Ow, I Swallowed the Car again!" "F*** This. Let's Just Play 'Sorry'."

You got Power Team to come to your school?! No fair! All we got were those nerds in leotards who told us to say no to drugs while jumping around on their big dumb trampolines and making our cafeteria smell like a hamper.

Only a genius like Don Bluth could have you openly weeping about the plight of Jewish immigrant mice one minute, then tossing off to a cartoon space princess the next. Well, not literally the next minute. How long does it take to switch out a DVD and lock the door?

We're probably on the same lists Lawrence is on now too. That new Oprah movie really has me in the mood to eat some peaches.

I'm your host, Krystal Johnson, and welcome to "Pick Your Daddy", the only show where YOU get to choose which man you get to spend years disappointing!

I will save you the time so you don't have to go digging like I did to only realize you knew the answer all along. I think I mostly wanted to be wrong at this point. I'm too far gone. Just like my oldest, older, and ten minute older twin brother, I too am long gone. It was Treecko and Dewott; that's who was sixty nining.

What was almost a complete travesty, actually turned into only half a travesty! With the return of Oliver and Jason, the likes of who have not been seen for 4 years on this channel! We travel through Simulation, Adventure, Action and finally Sports.

The truth of the matter is that, we the editors, are the ones who are secretly into the Rule 34 content and we are trying to incorporate it into more of our series. Open Haus Rule 34 question of the week! Dude Soup Post Post Show ;). So far it hasn't really caught on here outside of the editor's dungeon.

Imagine this, a world where everyone could go onto a server and meet and interact with others in various forms and getups. Forge friends, make enemies, and seduce lovers, all from the comfort of your home. I'm talking again about VR Chat, aren't I? We should play VR Chat.

Welcome to the finale of season two of Wheelhaus! Remember all the good times throughout the season, like the one where they played the game. And the time the one game didn't work! Do you remember when they looked up those images? Classic Wheelhaus! See you next season!

Oh. So that was it then. That was the moment that Funhaus finally dropped all that video game garbage and just became the amateur erotica review channel it was always meant to be.

Remember that one time when Moaning Myrtle basically sexually assaulted Harry in that tub while a naked stained-glass mermaid watched from the corner? This is worse.

"Why have you come?" "Do you not know?" "It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek." "I understand." "Plus there's this elf lady that I'm kinda seeing." "I get it." "She's really hot, plus I'm pretty sure she has magic powers or something." "I said I get it." "She drowned a bunch of horses this one time. It was rad. I think you'd really like her." "Right. Well-" "Plus she does this thing with her-" "Okay, cool. I'm just gonna go marry your dead a**hole friend's brother."

For the casual player, "Smutstone" remains fairly inexpensive. It's all those expansion packs and legendary cards that really start to cost you. That and the lube.

"Some celestial event. No - no words. No words... to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea." - Me, seeing that thumbnail.

Right now, somewhere in Russia, a dozen fourteen year old Half-Life fans are being strangled in in their sleep because of this video. I hope you're all happy.

Back in '06, all of Bob Marley's illegitimate children formed a supergroup and were about to perform at Bumbershoot when the stage suddenly collapsed under the weight, tragically killing all 137 of them.

How many times do you have to ACCIDENTALLY ALMOST look at erotic drawings of suspiciously young fictional characters before the feds just say "F*** it" and put you and the entire staff of your YouTube channel on a list anyway?

A Brief Tale of Pre-Internet Adolescence: There were many balmy summer afternoons spent in my local 7-11, staring at the mocha-skinned beauties on cover of the latest Low Rider magazine. I would stand transfixed, struggling to decide if the embarrassment of purchasing this glossy wonder was worth the eventual late night pay-off. Alas, I was young and cowardly, so it remained on the shelf, waiting for the sticky embrace of another. But the tepid hot dog and two frozen Snickers bars I bought were pretty good too.

Of course they go to an adult VR site. Yes, the clip they pick to watch is video game related. Well obviously it was Diva from Overwatch. Stop asking me stupid questions.