Skyrim For Pimps

The season 4 premiere is here! Crotch is back and needs to build a home for him and his drug peddling wife to raise a family in. Also, Crotch needs more space for his skull collection.

Crotch has settled down and needs some kids. No time to make any, he's going to get a couple of cheap used kids. Now it's time to teach them life lessons like kill anyone who moderately upsets you and display your dead ex girlfriend as a trophy.

Crotch has settled down with his wife and newly purchased children. In that short time he's already murdered their house musician/cook/maid. Now he accidentally hugs his son too hard and has to hide Hroar's remains from Ysolda.

Crotch goes on an adventure with his "dead" son to find the perfect pancake syrup pouring device. But his crazy antics land his ass in the slammer.

Crotch goes on an adventure with his "dead" son to find more pancake ingredients. This time he needs some special mushrooms. Where else can he go but to the mushroom kingdom?

Crotch gets the rest of the pancake ingredients. But finds out his wife may have been unfaithful in his absence with a certain creator of Star Wars...

Crotch has finally finished making the super special pancakes and now it's time to feed his family as the good provider that he is.

Fun is back, but some mischief has left her loved ones dead...again. So now it's time to find Crotch Guzzler, but before she does that she needs to head to Morrowind.

Fun is back, and since Serena and Astrid are dead (again) she's on the prowl for a new girlfriend.

Fun is on the prowl for some action. Along the way some douchebags get in the way and must be ended.

Fun continues her hunt for the fuck face who killed her sluts, never did you imagine she'd run into a guy who is in the business of romancing dicks.

Fün continues her hunt for the fuck face who killed her sluts, she then runs in to a boring monster thing that is fascinated with books. Tolfdir reborn perhaps?

Fün continues her hunt for the fuck face who killed her sluts, in the mean time she has to hang out with Shredder and watch him being a dumb ass.

Fün gets a new house and hangs out with Shredder. They find some pirate treasure and hang out with some comedy goblins.

Fün and Shredder find a tomb of gold, then go back to the village and rob some bitches.

Fün tries to sacrifice some guy, then realizes she didn't need to.

Fün goes in to some of the worst dungeons in all of Skyrim and tries to make it not suck.

Fün gets ever closer to resurrecting her lovers, but first she must deal with more comedy goblins.

Fün enters a battle to the finish with good old Crotch Guzzler.