Skyrim For Pimps

Skyrim for Pimps is back with a new hero: Crotch Guzzler! After he's finally kicked out of his parents' house, this 230 year old Elf prankster decides it's time to do something with his life and goes off to College.

Crotch Guzzler gives it the old College try. In this episode he tracks down some overdue library books, catches a glimpse of the finest butt in Skyrim, and partakes in the most obviously epic quest imaginable.

Crotch Guzzler discovers The Most Boring Thing In Skyrim!

Crotch Guzzler continues to pursue his exciting degree in "following" at the Mage's College by tracking down the legendary Staff of Magnus. After days of tests, listening, note taking, and general school-time boredom, suddenly something actually exciting happens!

Tolfdir has a tragic and unavoidable accident, Crotch Guzzler defeats the sexy-ass Elf Ancano, and becomes the Arch-Mage of Winterhold! But he soon finds out the job isn't quite what it's cracked up to be...

Crotch agrees to a drinking contest, but it goes horribly wrong when a shady man slips a roofie in his drink. After a night of debauchery and goat theft, Crotch finally decides it's time to settle down and get married.

After realizing he's once more bored with his life, Arch-Mage Crotch decides to break up with his girlfriend Brelyna and crashes a classy graduation party!

Crotch agrees to a drinking contest, but it goes horribly wrong when a shady man slips a roofie in his drink. After a night of debauchery and goat theft, Crotch finally decides it's time to settle down and get married.

Crotch Guzzler moves into his new wife's house, and sets out to prove to her that he's more than just an Arch-Janitor. However, he quickly becomes suspicious of her strange schedule - staying out all night, and then coming home at 6 in the morning...

Crotch gets in a fight with his wife, so he decides to blow off some steam with the Oracles. In Dawnstar he meets a weird guy named Erandur, and goes off to see what he THINKS is a nonsensical Art Gallery, but it turns out to be some sort of Daedric asthma study...

In the season 2 finale of Skyrim For Pimps, we see who Crotch Guzzler truly is when he returns to the College of Winterhold and murders everyone. Needless to say, it's fascinating.