Kalgoorlie Cops

Bloody Joust: Alecia Huxley and Mitch Derek go on the weekend night patrol they call a joust. They move on a few disorderly blokes and race to the aid of bouncers at a nightclub when a bloody fight breaks out on the dancefloor. Daytime Drunk: Constable Fletcher pulls over a miner for dodgy driving at ten o’clock in the morning. He admits he’s smashed and is taken to the lock up. But Fletch has his work cut out for him getting him into the van. The miner pees in the back of the paddy wagon and drops his dacks at the station, but its all in a day’s work for the seasoned pommy cop. Inspector Seiv: Inspector Seivwright takes us through some of the lows and highs of his career in his journey from beat cop to Inspector of the largest police beat in the world. Leopardskin Cinderella: Sergeant Cameron Clifford investigates the baffling case of a woman accused of bashing a bloke over the head with her stilettos.

Restrained: Sergeant Cameron Clifford goes out on night patrol and answers an emergency call about a domestic in the suburbs. The suspect, who has a restraining order against him, has jumped in a car with his wife and is armed with a knife. While he is tracking the suspect down he comes across a car that appears to be hooning around but it turns out to be an elderly woman. He tracks down the violent domestic suspect and makes an arrest. Alias Smithy and Fletch: Constables Tony Fletcher and Charlie Smith on night patrol. They attempt to shut down a rowdy teen party. They also investigate the case of a hotel room that’s been trashed by young drinkers and race to a violent brawl on the main street where a drunk patron has punched up a bouncer after being refused entry to the pub. A Top Act: Mercedes the Super Skimpy shows us what entertainment in Kal is all about. She does some spectacular party tricks with her double D performing breasts. On the Road with Marty and Bear: Senior Constable Marty Campbell and his canine partner Bear pursue a carload of crooks that have run a red light through town and into the bush. Joust: Sergeant Cameron Clifford and Tegan Mills go on a joust and it turns into a night of colourful language as the Sergeant cops an earful of abuse from some of the town’s more lively characters. A young tearaway is sent home and a miner is arrested for mouthing off at bouncers.

Bikie Raid: Constables Tony Fletcher and Taleah Moult join Kal’s serious crime squad, the Desert Demons, as they raid the clubhouse of the Gypsy Jokers outlaw motorcycle gang. Nightshift with Fletch & Murph: Constables Tony Fletcher and Murphy on their regular night patrol. They answer a call about a rowdy neighbour threatening violence, bust a couple of pot-smoking truckies and their mates, and rescue a desperate young woman threatening to jump off the railway bridge. Ladies Day at the Races: It’s Ladies Race day in Kalgoorlie and it’s all on for a few fillies with too much bubbly under their belts. Constables Alecia Huxley, Mitch Derrick and Cam Auckland join in the fun and games at the track. Gas Leak: Constable Taleah Moult evacuates a suburb where an underground pipe that is leaking gas threatens to blow up the neighbourhood. Bikies Booked: Constable Marty Campbell has a frosty encounter with two members of the Gypsy Jokers Bikie Gang after he spies them riding on the footpath.

Kalgoorlie Cup: Race week in Kal revs up with the Kalgoorlie Cup, which attracts thousands more punters to town. Police backup is brought in to deal with disorderly behaviour and Constables Alecia Huxley, Mitch Derrick and Toney Fletcher have their work cut out for them keeping the peace at the track and in town. Coolgardie Gold Pour: Theft of gold is a big problem in a town like Kal. Detective John Gardener oversees the smelting and pouring of liquid gold out at the Focus Mine. The Pink House: Prostitute BJ gives us her unique take on life in Kal at the oldest brothel in the west. Steroids at Eucla: Inspector Sievwright flies out to oversee his remote stations. He goes out on the road with border police at Eucla as they bust a bloke for bringing in large quantities of illegal steroids. Alecia’s Long Night: Constable Alecia Huxley and her partner go to two domestics in the suburbs, where intoxicated partners have come home from work and wreaked havoc and injury at home. The night turns into a marathon as they go to the hospital to investigate the case of a bloke who has copped a plate of pasta in the head.

A Constable and a Gentleman: Constable Rob Malcolm pulls over a couple of P-Platers who have been out partying and broken the curfew – and books a bloke for illegal modifications to his car – but in the nicest way possible. Runaway Sisters: Constable Tony Fletcher tracks down two teenage sisters who have gone out partying and failed to come home at by 3 am. The younger girl spins a web of lies that has Fletch running around the suburbs of Kal until dawn searching for her wayward sister. The Croc Dundee of Kal: Sergeant Dave Taddic gives us insights into his life as an army bloke turned copper. Dave is in charge of weapons training and tactical response in Kalgoorlie. He’s also the bloke you want on your case when you get lost in the bush. Hoon Patrol: Constable Alecia Huxley spots a car hooning out on the Goldfields Highway and chases him down. Taleah’s Joust: Taleah Moult gives us a female copper’s perspective on carrying weapons and patrolling the wild weekends on Hannon Street. The joust team help the bouncers at the Palace Hotel where the punters are out of control. One bloke is arrested for fighting and another who has been ejected from the pub is arrested for resisting police. The bloke is a large unit and it takes five cops to get him into the paddy wagon.

Runaway: Constable Alecia Huxley’s heart goes out to a young girl who has gone missing from her home. She tracks the girl down and looks after her while she finds a place for her to stay. Tegan & Rob’s Night Patrol: Tegan Mills and Rob Malcolm are on night patrol in the suburbs. They investigate a call about intruders in an abandoned house, go to an assault where the victim is a large tough nut who is usually the assaulter not the victim - but who claims he’s changed his ways, and finally to an emergency where a child has called the police to report that her father is threatening her mother with a knife. Drug Disposal: Constable Kyran O’Donnell is on a special assignment today. He’s disposing of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of drugs and it’s all going up in one big cloud of smoke at the local tip. What Men Want: BJ the hooker from The Pink House has seen everything when it comes to the wild characters in Kal. She shares some of her more colourful tricks of the trade. Post Office Fire: Constables Steve Ennard and Gerry Rafferty are at a fire at the post office. It’s a race against time to get the local postmaster out of bed and down to the post office to open the door, so the fire fighters don’t have to axe it down and add to the already high damage bill. Campers Search and Rescue: Sergeant Dave Taddic heads up a land and air search and rescue team to find a young couple who have been missing in the desert for three days. It’s a race against time to find them in the vast desert after dark.

Drug Raid: Richard de Cloux and Jeff Tan lead the Desert Demons in two drug raids. They seize drugs from the first house and some deadly weapons from the second, including a homemade ball and chain. Aggro Chef: Constable Mitch Derrick drives over to Boulder to investigate the case of a chef at the pub who has thrown a glass and bottles at the waitresses and the publican, in an argument over ten dollars. The chef has a bag of knives which he refuses to leave the premises without. Mitch retrieves the knives and drives him away from the area to ensure the safety of all concerned. Road Train Disaster: Emergency services mock up a road train disaster – to test the efficiency of their response to an emergency situation that could potentially become a large scale disaster. The Dog Handler: Senior Constable Marty Campbell reflects on what it’s like to be a police dog handler. Sex Offender: Sen. Constable Tony Fletcher and Leigh Pengilly are staking out a school after reports have come in about of a sex offender attempting to lure children away with lollies. Several children spot a sus-looking man lurking in the area. Pengilly investigates and it turns out to be one of the Kal Cops in plain clothes. Warrakurna: Inspector Darren Seivwright travels out to one of the most remote police stations in his district to check on his officers. On the drive out to the indigenous community, his 4-wheel-drive gets bogged. He also supervises disposal of drugs and mans the BBQ at a Blue Light Disco Party where the whole community come together to celebrate.

No Burnouts: Constables Tegan Mills and Rob Malcolm investigate allegations of hooning in a suburban street. They attempt to impound a car but the hoons argue the case. Win Some Lose Some – Fletch: The Desert Demons Drug Unit carry out two raids based on local intelligence. Tony Fletcher is leading one team in his debut as boss. It’s a win for Fletch but a lose for the second team, whose intelligence proves to be false. Madam: Constable Rob Malcolm checks in on the Pink House after a disturbance on Hay Street and is regaled by the Madam and proprietor of Kal’s oldest brothel with stories from a bygone era. Tegan the Rookie: Constable Tegan Mills looks back on life in the police force after one year. Search and Rescue: Inspector Darren Seivwright drives out to Laverton to check on a missing persons case. A family have become stranded in the desert and have to walk overnight to safety. Seiv helps the Laverton police tow their car out. The Kalgoorlie Beat: The cops we’ve all come to know through the series have the final word on what it’s like to police Kalgoorlie.