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Two Men and a Movie: Jumper (4x73)

Date de diffusion: Nov 13, 2008

David Rice (Hayden Christensen) has discovered he can teleport anywhere and wouldn't you know it, people want to kill him! Folks just aren't as accepting of Jumpers as they used to be. Despite the advice of legal council, David continues forward in a plot full of more holes than a mini-golf course littered with swiss cheese. The "talented" and whiney Christensen brings a performance that will leave you saying, "Did he just fart or was it acting?" UPDATE (January 2009): No more YouTube sample. Sorry. The "man" said so. And by the man I mean FOX. And you know what they say about the "man"... Chico and the "Man." Here is an approximate transcript of what you missed: Movie says something. We say something clever. The Movie Says something else. We say something witty. The Movie says something related to a "Plot." There is a pause. Fart Joke! So, in short, I'd like to conclude by saying this iRiff is funny. But you don't have to take my word for it!*