America's Dumbest Criminals

"Asinine Alibis," "Santa Clogs," "Swinging Single," and "Diamond's are a Kid's Best Friend."

"Dial-A-Narc," "You Only Live Vice," "Scales on the Roof," "Second Time Around," "Baste Not, Want Not," and "Out on a Limb."

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet offenders that are. "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone that becomes a "Locked-In Loser," a total "Potty Mouth."

"Courting Trouble," "Batter Up," "Dumb'in in the Rough," and "Restaurant Roof Clown."

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet delinquents that think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent," and someone "Always on the Job."

"Stuffed Turkey," "Swamp Things," "Taunting Car Robber," and "Safe Quakers."

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meets offenders who nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick," and "Stash Flash," meet a "Wiener Dog," and hear some "Courthouse Rock."

"Bottled Up Robber," "Fumigation Burglar," and "Rocky Mountain High."

"Shell Shocked," "Swipe and Wipe," "Heist Anxiety," and "Rice Man Cometh."

"Crate Escape," "Bad News Boobs," "Gotta Be the Shoes," and "Pit Stop."

"Caught Off Guard," "Squirrel Nut Speeder," "Not Out of the Woods," and "One Moment Please."

"Easy Offed," "Flew the Coop," "Helena Handbag," and "Door Jammed."

"The Boulder, The Stupider," "Moon Over First Fed," "Brothers Cool Off," and "Road Flasher."

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dos, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey," and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."

"Lights, Camera, Busted," "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," "All Dressed Up," and "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"

"Roller Bullies," "Motorhome Madman," "Breaking a Habit," and "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."

A dumb driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression, and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.

A soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas, and a man shoots mental blanks.

A boatload of bozos toss more than their cookies in this high speed chase, a spaced out suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a masked moron hitches the wrong ride home, and a mugger make stye moves on the wrong couple.

A chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky fingered felon gets his day in court, and a chatty Cathy expresses her innermost thoughts.

A couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play a little follow-the-loser, and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.

A drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success, and a suspect has the last word down at the station.

A man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up, and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.

A halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple let's a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed himself during his getaway, and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.

A crook packs his bags and makes a run for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, A salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store, and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.

A careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants, a parachuter runs into a little technical difficulty, a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law, and an escaped con forgets his glasses.