You Be Trippin' Podcast

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Ari and Paul Morrissey reflect on the trip that started it all and talk about everything but Switzerland. On the show, they discuss the Montreux Comedy Festival, the Bols Factory, and the recording studio where Freddie Mercury and David Bowie recorded Under Pressure. They also talk about feeling lonely, distracting yourself, and why Ari stopped doing his old podcast. There’s also a ton of random stories from their travels that were inspired by this initial trip to picturesque Switzerland, where they made a deal to visit two new countries every year. Gnüss es!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Bert Kreischer gets his ears cleaned, rents a junk boat, and gives candy to children in Vietnam. On the show, he and Ari talk about the crazy traffic, incredible sandwiches, and beautiful nature in one of his favorite countries that he visited during his time on the Travel Channel. They also discuss the world’s largest cave, getting lost in the woods, and awesome farmstay, and a motorcycle ride that changed the course of Bert’s life. Other topics include: Joe List, log burning, rock climbing, and a six hour hike. Chúc vui vẻ!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Tucker Carlson’s plane crashes on the way to the United Arab Emirates, where the monarchy rules by consent and you’re free to say the “R” word. On the show, he and Ari talk about free speech, slavery, diversity, booze in Dubai, and how traveling makes you understand your own country more. They also discuss New York City trash, Egyptian traffic laws, and Ecuadorian covid elixirs. Other topics include: pearl divers, Emirates Airlines, falconry, the Taliban, and toilet paper hands. استمتع بالرحلة!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Tom Segura finds the love of his life in Tunisia, where he buys weed, blows a massive load, and gets post-nut anxiety. On the show, he and Ari talk about studying abroad, gap years, languages, and forcing yourself to do things. Tom also tells stories about Icelandic hot springs, meeting hot girls in Rome, and taking his son to visit the Minecraft movie set. Humdullah!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, the king of international travel Jim Gaffigan talks about his trip to the Philippines and a ton of other countries. He and Ari discuss the breakfast buffets, the class system, and doing a prayer before a mall show in the land of short, friendly people. They also talk about Taiwan, Cuba, Poland, Colombia, South Africa, Vietnam, Russia, Portugal, Spain… a bunch of places really. Other topics include: the Museum of The History of Polish Jews in Warsaw, the apartheid in South Africa, a weird gun-powder game in Bogota, and toilets. Enjoy the trip!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Hamilton Morris shoots a steam punk rock opera in a drug manufacturing plant in China. On the show, he and Ari talk about where drugs come from, different ways to make MDMA, and how fentanyl became so prevalent in America drugs. The also discuss how journalists negatively write about drugs, secret recordings, no-cebo effects, and the guy that ate a homeless man’s face. Other topics include: the Twilight Zone decapitation, synthetic cannabinoids, spyglasses, VICE, the doctrine of signatures, Martin Shkreli, and why stimulants are unavailable. Tune in, drop out, and enjoy the trip!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Geoffrey Asmus studies abroad in Israel with lawsuit money he got from almost dying as a child. While there, he prays at the Wester Wall, skinny dips with poisonous jellyfish, and stings his pee hole with salt by floating in the Dead Sea. He and Ari also discuss political art, hot women, hostel life, Pascal’s wager, and oil shits. Other topics include: the Yam I’yam hike, the Shuk Market, Jerusalem Syndrome, Nazareth, and getting chased away by kids at a kibbutz. Mazel tov!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley of Are You Garbage? shoot a travel documentary across the iconic Route 66. On the show, they talk about the the diners, food challenges, county fairs, and strange roadside attractions they encountered along the famous route. Also, a cameraman got dysentery, their bus broke down, and H. Foley shit himself. It sounds like a blast! Other topics include: sword swallowers, John Denver, therapy lizards, technical issues, and Uranus, Missouri. Get your kicks!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Giulio Gallarotti shoots travel videos and has dinner with the Taliban in post-pullout Afghanistan. He also has the worst day of his life when he takes a long drive through a nightmare tunnel and ends up having to make a “donation” to the militant group. On the show, he and Ari talk about starting a school, female roles, hiring a local guide, and the difference between the Taliban and ISIS. Other topics include: the Blue Mosque, drugs, outfits, Rwanda, and guys holding hands. Mashallah!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Adam Rowe takes a bicycle charity ride across India, where he gets asked for money, eats nothing but curry, and plays the “boner” game at the Taj Mahal. He and Ari also talk about wealth disparity, a tiger park scam, and finding happiness in nothing. Other topics include: country music, cold beers, baby hospices, British sports rivalries, and developing your stand up. Also, his friend got really bad food poisoning twice and Adam almost shit himself. Ram ram!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Ari Matt was supposed to talk about Canada but we couldn’t keep him on track so we turned it into a themed “work visa” episode. On the show, he and the other Ari talk about backpacking, doing comedy overseas, and hooking up in hostels and farmstays. They also digital nomads ruining countries, the Russian mafia taking over Thailand, and how the Chinese are the worst. Other topics: motorbiking, getting robbed, Estonian bogs, and Ari number one taking a number two on stage. Also, we have replaced a couple words we’re not allowed to say on YouTube. Submit your paperwork and lie to customs because this one’s worth overstaying your visa. Enjoy!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Sam Talent smokes hash in a church and poops in the waters of France. On the show, he talks about traveling around outside of Paris with his attractive wife, who gets stared at by teenagers on a nude beach. He and Ari also discuss architecture, sardines, booze, Camus, and embracing being a tourist. Other topics include: the Baha’i faith, aquatic sports, French politics, Tim Dillon, and the fact that Australians go the hardest. Escargot!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Andrew Schultz takes Adderall and has a transformative experience at Burning Man, where the art in temporary and people share everything and while rolling on Molly in the desert. He and Ari talk about what it’s like for first-timers, what you need to bring, the crazy art installations, and spending eight days in a Winnebago. They also discuss Ari’s vasectomy, Andrew’s special, and helping each other out in comedy. Other topics include: Shane Gillis, pranksters, sex parties, and electric bikes. Express yourself and burn on!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Jason Ellis starts a riot, gets tear gassed, and gets dragged behind a car in Germany (but actually France). He and Ari talk about skateboarding, getting wasted, and why Andrew Dice Clay hates him. Also, he smashed a beer mug over his head, his friend’s dreadlocks caught on fire, and Jason had to fight a pro surfer who was trying to kill people. Other topics include: Australians, success, skate contests, bloody hands, and celibacy. Oh naur!

On this episode of You Be Trippin', joins a summer program clearing trails and stays in the closet while in The Netherlands. She and Ari also talk about small villages, nature, museums in Amsterdam, getting mono, and Ari’s virginity. Emma also got really high on a bike ride back to her village. Other topics include: Russian peptides, Black Snake Moan, Voodoo, and going to Alaska with Joe Rogan. Finally, should texting while walking be illegal? Maak je borst maar nat!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Mark Gagnon almost gets arrested and challenges a Sheikh to a game of FIFA in The United Arab Emirates. On the show, he and Ari talk about the culture, the smoking, and the supercars of the region that was united by oil. They also talk connecting with humans, the things Mark wasn’t allowed to say on stage, and a great tip for picking up women. Other topics include: catacombs, Emiratis, colonialism, and the Stans. Marhaba!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Ari does drinks a mushroom milkshake and does whippets at the Full Moon Party in Thailand. Toby McMullen guest hosts as Ari talks about the DJs, glow paint, prostitutes, and cheap buckets of alcohol on the beaches of Thailand, where DJs play and girls shit in the water. The also discuss travel relationships, drunk people, influencers, and parasites in your dickhole. Other topics: Hong Kong, Ritalin, Lean, Republicans, and a pirated boxing match. Party on, Wayne.

On this episode You Be Trippin, Dragos Giugula and Ari are in Romania talking about Japan, where Dragos worked as a salaryman and saw some really weird sex stuff. On the show, they discuss the arcades, busy streets, bright lights, culinary mastery, and buildings full of porn in the country with the best bathrooms. They also talk about Kanji, gyoza, Asian flush, respecting the customer, Sumo wrestlers, and hiking Mt. Fuji in a giraffe onesie. Domo arigatō!

On this episode of You Be Trippin, Tim Dillon spends time in London investigating the wealthiest criminals in the world and exposing “human hunts” in a country where the plays aren’t good and “nothing is possible”. On the show, he and Ari talk about traveling with Sam Tallent, Putin killing people, and Ellen DeGeneres. Other topics include: AA Gill, celebrity, the best neighborhoods, empty glass condos, and the fact that well-travelled people are actually really dumb. Cheerio!

On this episode of YBT, Mike Corey gets accused of being a spy and is attacked by an aggressive Green Mamba in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. On the show, he and Ari talk about the Heart of Darkness, voodoo wrestling, and tribes not allowing gays. They also discuss pygmies, eating monkey meat, wiping with your hands, having to escape on a motorbike, and doing drugs to cast spells. Other topics include: Anthony Bourdain, boiled crocodiles, King Leopold, an old lady grabbing his dick, and the guy who invented BDSM. O zali motema na ngai!

On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Carmen and Ari get really trippy deep in the Amazon jungle. Like three modes of transportation, 2 hour river boat ride, deep in the Amazon. Carmen talks about her experience taking a solo trip to Peru, where she goes to take ayahuasca with a group of strangers. She goes on a special Amazon ayahuasca diet, learns about the medicinal plants of the jungle, and has a couple side quests along the way. Ari also exchanges his own experience doing ayahuasca in the jungle. Huq kutikama!

On this week’s episode of You Be Trippin’, Yannis and Ari head to Johannesburg, South Africa. It definitely wasn’t Yannis’s favorite destination—but he lived to tell the tale. They dive into how Joburg has been affected by apartheid 20 years after in ended, Yannis’s experience performing stand-up there, and a near-death lion encounter involving Yannis’s friend. Well, Yannis had a great time with the lions… Ted, not so much. Stick around ‘til the end to watch Yannis open Ari’s wedding present—only six years late. Anyways… Baai!

On this week's episode of You Be Trippin', Chris O'Connor takes Ari along on his six month trip to Switzerland, where he lived the expat life with an oil tanker broker. There were a few epic side quests: Munich for the World Cup, Barcelona for a lil beach time, and Amsterdam for...Amsterdam things. Chris tells Ari about the time one of the oil guys bought him a lady from the red light district, and it didn't go so well. He also talks about the beautiful summer festival that happens in Geneva. Go check out Tires on Netflix and go see Chris on the road! Au revoir, auf wiedersehen, arrivederci, and Adi!