Good Morning From Hell

The adorable kids from the classic fairy tale explain how they escaped the evil witch that tried to eat them and what their lives were like afterwards. Featuring the comedians Greg Hess & Holly Laurent from Mega The Podcast as Hansel & Gretel!

It's a rivalry as old as time, David and Goliath go face to face once again in a wrestling event of biblical proportions! Special guests David and Goliath played by Ivan and Curt from Recreyo!

Clayton and Chris meet in purgatory with the general of Heaven’s army to negotiate terms of war and conduct some team building exercises with the help of a mediator. Arch Angel Lucy and Purgatory Dory played by Fiona Nova from Achievement Hunter and Off Topic and Hannah McCarthy from Red Vs Blue Zero and Role Initiative.

Representatives from Hell's Latin Union stop by to teach Chris and Clayton about spicy foods, party etiquette, and the true meaning of Sundays. Special guests Celia Usnavi and Jacque Lacey White played by Daniela Di Giacomo and Mariela Irala from the podcast "Porque Aja"!

After a tough year of matchmaking on Earth due to the pandemic, the guys try to help Cupid find love -- a difficult task that requires the help master translator, Fawn Risinger. Special Guests Cupid and Fawn Risinger played by Gus Sorola and Jon Risinger, respectively.

Clayton brings on the ghost of famous author Edgar Allan Poe to help write his memoirs. Unfortunately for Clayton and Chris, Poe is even weirder than they expected. Special Guest Edgar Allan Poe played by Pacific Obadiah from SCP Archives and Bloody Disgusting, go check him out at SCParchives.com!

Clayton plans a surprise attack on Heaven with his new secret weapon: a half-demon, half-robot cyborg built using the remains of the longtime dead war veteran, Doug Gug Chaos. Doug Gug Chaos 2.0 played by Jeremy Dooley from Achievement Hunter, Off Topic, and Chump!

Italian Superstar Mona Lisa stops by to talk about the joys of the Italian Renaissance and having her soul forever trapped inside of a painting. Special Guest Mona Lisa played by comedian Maria DeCotis!

When Clayton has an unfortunate medical mallady, he and Chris enlist the help of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. Jekyll/Hyde played by Jon Grilz from The Creepy Podcast.

Ever wondered why the tooth fairy is obsessed with teeth? Or how a fairy got such a weird job? And what the heck happens with all those teeth afterwards? Find out in our exclusive interview with Mr. Tooth Larry Fairy. Featuring Geoff Ramsey who you can find more of in his hit podcast F**** Face as well as Off Topic and Achievement Hunter.

When Chris thinks he’s being treated unfairly by his boss, Clayton brings on two members of the Hellywood Elite to teach him a lesson. Special guests Hellen Degenerate and Bortia Degrassi played by Kayla Milton and Mariel Salcedo, respectively. Check out their new show “No Dumb Answers with Mark & Brad” wherever you get podcasts!

Meet Oderf, a man doomed to wear a mascot costume for eternity, who has paid a terrible price for the ability to travel freely between Hell and Earth.

What happens to narcistic thespians when they die? They go to hell and produce the WORST plays in the universe staring all sorts of rejected historical figures. Featuring comedian Yamini Nambimadom from the Pillow Fight Podcast.

Clayton has a chat with the eccentric theme park entrepreneur Salt Kidney at the infamous 666 flags as Chris "enjoys" the attractions. Special guest Salt Kidney played by Jack Pattillo of Achievement Hunter.

This Sinday! Sinday! SINDAY! Join Chris and Clayton as they prepare for Dungeon Fest! Special Guest Daemon played by Gus Sorola.

Special guests Chris and Clayton from Hell join Ratman and his friends to talk good news and the tragic backstory of our titular hero, Ratman. Starring Eric Baudour & Elyse Willems from FaceJam & Funhaus, as always.

Clayton & Chris visit the Grift Store to sell a box of antiques but things don’t go as planned…

The guys stumble upon an organ-playing introvert at an abandoned Opera house. His story: Tragic! His music: Terrible! Special Guest Phantom of the Phantom of the Opera played by Andrew Rosas from Rooster Teeth!

This week an ancient Egyptian Mummy tries to sell his Crypt-o Currency while Julius Caesar gets stabbed in the back... repeatedly. This audio was taken from the GMFH Live Hextravaganza.

This week to help Chris (AND NOT CLAYTON) on their dating life, the guys bring on a demon dating Guru, Jenny Tellya. Special guest Jenny Tellya played by Kisha T from "Wrong Side of 30"!

Clayton and Chris want to buy a house in Hell but it’s such a hot market they need help from a shady realtor.

This week the guys have a visit with Gorko, an extra terrestrial trapped in Human Hell due to zoning regulations. Special guest "Gorko" played by Kdin Jenzen of Rooster Teeth!

After Clayton befriends a dubious psychic, Chris summons the famous prophet Nostradamus to prove he’s a fraud.

After mistakenly booking a relationship counselor, Chris and Clayton are forced to confront some long pent up personal issues. Special guest played by Ky Cooke from Achievement Hunter!

The Babadour stops by to teach his creative process to Chris and Clayton for assured success. Special guest “The Babadour” played by Eric Baudour from Camp Betrayal.

This week Clayton and Chris searched the depths of Hell to find the most wicked, the most horrifying, the MOST EVIL person to dwell in the underworld: the dreaded Edith Pensburry. Special guest Edith Pensburry played by Charlotte McGrath from Funhaus!

When Clayton decides to create a video game about his life, he brings in Hell's #1 game developer, Enron LootBoxér. Enron LootBoxér played by Steven Spohn, COO of AbleGamers.

This week, we interview the craziest serial killer in Hell who was never even caught! Who is this madman? Why did he kill so many people? And how did he die? Guest starring Mikey and Todd from The Horror Virgin Podcast!

Chris and Clayton are visited by an unexpected and unwelcomed guest. It's not a demon, it's not a monster... it's a Karen. Special Guest "Karen" played by Lindsey Washburn from Funhaus!

Recorded live from under a bed, Chris & Clayton interview one of Hell's most prestigious monsters about the challenges of his career, his training, and his third eye. Featuring special guest Tom Booker from the Good Morning! I Love You! podcast

After 400 years of separation, Romeo and Juliet are finally reunited on this special episode of GMFH! Has the love of this famous couple survived the test of time, or were they just a couple of dumb, hormonal teenagers all along? Juliet and Romeo played by Rooster Teeth's Jessica Vasami and Devin Finn, respectively.

The evil creature that paralyzes people in their sleep sits down on Clayton and Chris this week to talk about how his life, career, and the most famous celebrity he’s squatted on. Featuring Andrew Rosas from Rooster Teeth as Balnock the Sturdy!

Hell recruits one of history's greatest spies/traitors, Benedict Arnold, to sneak into Heaven for intel. Can Clayton trust his treacherous friend? Probably not. Special guest "Benedict Arnold" played by Mike Howard AKA SnowBikeMike from Kinda Funny.

Jump into the cockpit with Clayton & Chris they attack heaven from the skies with the help of Hell's most famous pilots, The Red Baron and the captain of the Hindenburg! Featuring Justin Young & Brian Brushwood from the Great Night Podcast as The Red Baron & Max Pruss.

Chris and Clayton stop by the British talk show "Morning Tea in Hell" for a quick interview/public humiliation. Special Guests Peter Tamoorgan and Loraine Scaley played by GameSpot's Tamoor Hussain and Lucy James!

In a last ditch effort to win the war against heaven, Hell’s top military recruitment officers teleport to a magical fantasy world. Featuring Barbara Dunkelman from our other comedy podcast, Tales from the Stinky Dragon!

With Hell's Army looking soft ahead of the War Against Heaven, Clayton brings in Chad Phyres to whip the military in shape and make Chris feel the burn. Special guest Chad Phyres played by RT Animation's Eddy Rivas!

The guys attempt to summon the dark prince of the apocalypse to use in the upcoming war with Heaven. Special guest Kyle played by Brandon Farmahini from The Wrong Side of 30 podcast!

With the battle against Heaven just weeks away, Clayton invites the only Pope who ended up in Hell over for Hates-Giving dinner. The plan? Butter him up and squeeze him for top-secret information that will help in the fight against God! Pope Peppe played by comedian Zach Anner!

With only one week until the battle against Heaven, Clayton has no time to horse around... that is until he's visited by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, who may just be the secret weapon Hell needs. Special Guests War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death all voiced by Cole Gallian from Rooster Teeth!

Clayton, Chris, and their allies from Hell clash with the forces of Heaven in an epic, winner-takes-all final battle.

In this final episode we find out how the war between Heaven and Hell ended and the fate of Clayton, Chris, and their podcast. Thank you to all of our listeners! Featuring Andrew Rosas, Blaine Gibson, and Barbara Dunkelman as Keith the Angel, Breezus, and Gambo.