Yoga With Ari

Commit to improving your health and mood with a daily yoga practice.

Today Ari exercises and learns to accept what he cannot change (like forgetting to charge the zoom recorder again).

On day 3 Ari gets angry, because you yoga cucks can't handle the pain. Will you make it to 52 minutes?

Today on day 4, Ari deals with forgiveness. He was mean on day 3, and it's time for you to get over it.

On day 5 Ari ponders trust. No one is sure why, but it seems to matter to him.

Today Ari starts his practice with a contemplation of the phrase "washer machine". Perhaps he is thankful to have clean t shirts, or that the machine isn't running this time while he tries to record good sound.

Leaves is the word for day 7 of Ari's Yoga Challenge. He's starting to understand plants now, and that's yoga as fuck.

On day 8 Ari begins the class thinking he's tired out his dog. But of course he didn't, Bandit is a puppy and wants to lick Ari's face no matter what. At least they get some yoga in.

Hangover. It's the word of the day. The entire class is on the mat. I don't know what else to tell you. It's day 9 - Namaste bitches.

A 30 minute practice flies by while Ari Shaffir perfects his classic moves. "Kick the ethnic" has improved greatly since it's introduction on day 2. So much so that Ari vows to touch his toes by the end of this challenge.

Finally - a child friendly version! Ari makes it through an entire episode without swearing or being lewd. So gather the whole family for day 11 of Ari Shaffir's Yoga Challenge.

Ari continues his journey through Coronavirus quarantine with a class outside. There's no more wall to hang on to, and no level ground either. Listen to the birds as he kicks off his mic cord, it's only for a moment after all.

Today Ari breaks in to a neighbors garage to bring you the 13th day of yoga. It's cold and the concrete hurts his knees, but none of that matters as long as he keeps making these classes.

Today Ari reaches a new low in the rumpus room of his parents basement. There are no plants, and he doesn't know where they keep things anymore. Soon he will decorate, but he might have to scour the forest because all the shops are closed.

Today is a hard class, because it's day 15 and we should be making progress. Do we have plants now? Yes we have a couple. And we have a wall again, so there's no excuses.

Today Ari gets deep with some stories about an S&M sex club he visited once. He also tries out a sequence suggestion from one of the fans, and it turns out to be not that bad.

In today's practice, Ari doesn't swear once. Even when he makes a mistake, or more impressively when he hits his head on a toy truck. You can definitely let your kids watch this, they may even learn to respect their parents.

This practice is for the ladies. You're never going to break the glass ceiling, but you can clean the lint tray. And that's something your man will find you attractive for, as long as you lose that muffin top.

Today Ari blows through his quarantine stash to celebrate 4/20. Sure the edibles will last longer than the pre-rolls, but is life really going to be worth living at that point?

This is a short class because Ari's getting old and his back hurts almost constantly. But he does have friends who have been to India more than once, and that makes him better than you.

Ari's dressed in white because he's a doctor of back pain. He also never got up off the mat once, so take his claims with a grain of salt.

Today Ari adds blocks and a new camera angle, because he's a great teacher that has friends who have been to India more than once. Make sure you stretch all the way till the end where he tells some Yogi stories.

Today Ari forgot to brush his teeth or take a shower, but he did add a third camera angle. So you can see a new side of him as he flows through poses.

Today Ari contemplates silence as he recounts stories of hot yoga in LA. He also attempts to touch his toes again. How is he going to make it all the way down in the next 5 days?

In this episode Ari does some deep leg stretching in preparation for the big toe touch. He also sings a pretty sweet song at the beginning while allowing his puppy to eat his socks. Great job if you've made it this far, you're only 3 days away from enlightenment.

Ari finally takes the time to thank his unofficial sponsors.

Today Ari proves his enlightenment by attracting all manner of wildlife including ticks, deer and a lady bug. It's probably because he's getting so close to day 30 and the natural world can feel it.

Guys, today we've achieved enlightenment. I knew we could do it all along. Here's the music:

Yogi Ari is back from nirvana. Summertime flowers, camera angle 2 and a fence for Bandit. Keep your enlightenment current with the latest class.

Have your morning coffee and join Yogi Ari in a class designed to compact your shit. Fart, but keep it inside and blame others. Namaste.

Develop your oh yea, breathe technique with something even more aggressive. And be thankful that Yogi Ari is still teaching this class, he doesn't need you.

Today Ari shows you how to practice on the most uneven of ground. Is it perfect? Yes. Yogi Ari is perfect.

Watch as Yogi Ari slowly kills his Zoom recorder. You might think the mid roll popping is bad, but wait till it actually dies! Oh yea, also nature is important for enlightenment and stuff.

Today Ari gets ready for his NY return by wearing a mask in the sun. He sweats a lot but makes sure to replace all the lost liquids with whiskey.

Bring a glass and cheers goodbye to the basement yoga studio. Next class Ari will be back in NY, finally free from his kidnappers.

Shroomfest is here! Ari brings you this week's class from Big Jay Oakerson's salt water pool. So chew on a couple stems and get centered.

Ari is a real yogi, and sometimes real yogi's get interrupted. It doesn't mean they're just renting the set. You're reading too much into it.

Ari's in rehab guys, so stop talking to him about Shroomfest. Also make sure you thank Big Jay for his kindness, it's not every comic that would open his mansion to a degenerate.

Ari's back in his NY studio, the original location for his yoga teachings. Who would have predicted he'd be 40 episodes deep before he got to use it? #AriForPresident

For this week's yoga class, comedian Ari Shaffir's looked some stuff up. It will challenge your sense of connection and deepen your appreciation for the poses that came before. Also there's a tip about smoking more efficiently.

Get off your asses you fat lazy losers because Yogi Ari has a 30-minute yoga class packed into a 20-minute video for you. Namaste.

It's a rare chair session this week with Yogi Ari. Get wasted and do some lazy stretching, he's not going to push you that hard.

Comedian Joe List joins Ari Shaffir for a yoga class in Central Park. What could be more wholesome than two men smoking cigars and stretching? There's plenty of cute girls to watch along the way.

New York comedian Mike Vecchione joins Ari Shaffir to school him in Bikram Yoga. A traditional class is supposed to be an hour, but Ari doesn't want to push you too hard. Enjoy the Manhattan skyline as they take you through various 10 counts.

Indulge in a quick yoga class with comedian and enlightened teacher Ari Shaffir. Are his examples unnecessarily sexual? Yes. But what else are you supposed to say about the human body in motion?

Comedians Robert Kelly and Ari Shaffir head to Tompkins Square Park for another edition of Yoga with Ari. Sometimes you need a partner to stretch you out. Who better than your no homo bro?

Yogi Ari is back with another inspiring weekend class. Learn to just tune it out. Stretch and have some laughs. Or just enjoy the Manhattan view. Namaste.

Yogi Ari returns! After many months of getting fat like Bert Kreischer #Bertisfat, our beloved yogi has begun to record his teachings again. This class is a cup of tea, quite literally. If you can breathe in and out, you can do this workout. Enjoy the view from his undisclosed location, it sure does pay to be in exile.

Merry Christmas everyone! Yogi Ari has prepared a special class filled with deep breathing and smoke filled joy. Watch him relight a fire several times while sweating profusely. Namaste.

Get ready for the 31 Day January Challenge with #YogiAri's last warm up class! Grab a cup of coffee (or whatever you hide your alcohol in) and get stretching. Trust us, we know what we're doing.