WOE.BEGONE

Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place.

This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.

There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.

Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?

Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.

Or Al, if I can call you Betty.

Who’s down for an all-nighter?

Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate...

Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!

Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding.

I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine.

For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain.