The iPad: it's hot, it's sexy, and deserves special treatment. Lay back and relax, we'll take care of this unboxing.

Turn down the lights, lock the doors and set Firefox to private browsing! We're back with another episode of Unboxing Porn. Verizon's Droid X is getting the sexy treatment this time around.

Slip into something comfy and assume the position... in front of the keyboard: it's time for some Unboxing Porn. Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty Limited Edition gets the p0rn unboxing treatment.

Who needs real, one on one body time, when you have, Unboxing Porn. The Dell Streak micro-tablet gets the unboxing porn treatment.

Pull on your snuggy and tell mom that noise you're making is nothing when she knocks, 'cause it's time for some unboxing porn. Apple's Magic Trackpad gets the unboxing porn treatment.

Draw a bath, light the candles, burn down the curtains, call 911 and tell everyone the dog did it, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

Fire up those proxies and tell HR you're doing personal banking, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

Dim the lights, and fix your VHS tracking, and consider upgrading to Blu-ray, seriously, VHS is old cuz it's time for another, Unboxing Porn.

You know those magazines, under your bed, hidden under those socks? Yeah, we all know about that stash. You don't need them, Cuz it's time for some Unboxing Porn. Unboxing Porn takes the Apple TV for a test drive after stripping it down.

Turn the lights down low and prepare to stuff your face in a pillow so no one hears that awful sound you make, cuz it's time for another unboxing porn. Unboxing Porn strips the Shogun Stormtrooper out of its box.

No need to visit the curtain of shame at the video store, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

No need to visit the curtain of shame at the video store, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

No need for that magazine stash you keep around, haven't you "read the articles" enough times already? It's time for unboxing porn.

Light the candles, draw a bath and prepare the rubber duckies, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

Is Google safe search off getting boring? Lucky for you, it's time for some Unboxing Porn!

The ol' mistletoe belt buckle didn't go over too well? Again? Thats ok, cuz it's time for some Unboxing Porn.

Holy drama momma, today's delivery guy might just be more pathetic than your dating history. That's ok though. its time for another Unboxing Porn.

Slick your hair back and put on your favorite members only jacket, cuz you have a date tonight with Unboxing Porn.

Is skinemax playing nothing but reruns? You're in luck, it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

Slip into something comfortable and call the kids over, cuz it's time for another Totally Safe for Work Unboxing Porn!

Turn down the lights, open an incognito web tab, and play a little Steve Jobs Keynote to set the mood, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

Don't tell mom, don't tell your friends, (shout) tell the world that you're watching Unboxing Porn.

Dust off your acid wash jeans and stroll through that beaded door at the video rental store, it's time for Unboxing Porn!

I'm here to unbox some sexy products and kick ass, and I don't have it in me to hurt a fly...so it's time for some Unboxing Porn!

Put on your headphones and angle the screen just slightly away from coworkers, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn.

Turn on incognito mode and get ready to delete your browsing history, cuz it's time for another Unboxing Porn!

Unboxing the Duke Nukem Forever: Balls of Steel Edition! Ol' Duke gets snippy with Mr. E. Who's side will the ladies take? And why does the game suck so much?!

Unboxing the T-mobile G-Slate with Google! To bad Mr. E is forever the fanboy.

It's a ThinkGeek April Fools product comes to life!. Play classic Atari and arcade games on your iPad, as it were a mini MAME cabinet!

Toshiba's Thrive is the new contender on the Android tablet block. Check out what this laptop like device has to offer.

The New Macbook Air sure looks a lot like the old Macbook Air. Maybe Bella can help you out with the new details.

The Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1 is definitely one of the sexiest tablets we've seen in a while. So how do we make it sexier? Why, by giving it the Unboxing Porn treatment of course!

We got our hands on an HP touchpad and had a tender moment with it. Take a look at the device everyone wants, but nobody can have.

We unbox the Sony Tablet S. Yes, another tablet, but at least this one has an interesting "magazine fold" design to play with! All the great things you know from Sony, now in a tablet. With a comfortable design that fits easily in your hand, and a vibrant TruBlack™ display, enjoy a truly optimized tablet that's responsive and intuitive. Access PlayStation® games, Reader™ eBooks, music and new release movies through Sony Entertainment Network or control your living room via the built-in universal IR remote control3.

We got our hands on the Mission Audio M-Isphere Mini Dune 2.0 Compact Loudspeaker System, featuring a Class-D digital amplifier, built-in USB, and the ability to use lossless sound files.