Sketch: Clem Kadiddlehopper graduates as a fortune teller and helps change Mickey Rooney luck. Music: Simon and Garfunkel sing, 'I am a Rock' and 'The Dangling Conversation.' Silent Spot: Red touchingly pantomimes a man's last day on the job after 60 years, and his difficulty in actually leaving.

Sketch: Sheriff Deadeye and western dandy the Handkisser (Jack Jones) scheme to steal a gold statue that the sheriff's grafting cronies are planning to erect in honor of his 20th year in office. Music: Jack Jones sings "All I Need is the Girl," "A Day in the Life of a Fool" and "People Will Say We're in Love." The Silent Spot: Red reprises his routine about a drunk gentleman trying to get in his front door after a long evening of partying.

Sketch: Clem Kadiddlehopper's lighter-than-air cake recipe attracts the attention of foreign General Ruhakoff (Vito Scotti) who wants to use the recipe as rocket fuel for his country's space program. Janet Leigh appears as Clem's girlfriend, Daisy June. Music: Dionne Warwick sings "Walk On By" and "People." The Silent Spot: A burglar (Red) with a sweet tooth breaks into a drugstore soda fountain. Bill Shannon plays a policeman.

Sketch: George Appleby (Red) is photographed by Allen Funt & Abbe Lane at a mini-skirt sales convention. Music: Abbe Lane sings a "Strangers In The Night" And "Heat Wave" medley. Silent Spot: Red does a pantomime routine as a mountain climber.

Sketch: Sheriff Deadeye auditions for a western movie. Robert Goulet plays method actor Nathan Nothing. Music: Robert Goulet sings "Moment of Truth" and "Try to Remember." Silent Spot: During the Christmas shopping rush, an elderly salesman is transferred to the toy department.

Sketch: Forsooth (Red), a bumbling medieval servant, brings deadly bad luck to the Duke de Fromage and the Marquis de Swinger, the father and son (both played by Tony Randall) of a French aristocratic family. Music: Tony Randall performs a song-and-dance to "Winchester Cathedral." The Silent Spot: Red tries to be first in line for Rose Bowl tickets in a pantomime bit with Barbara Hewitt (the 1966 Tournament of Roses Queen).

Sketch: Christopher Columbus (George Gobel) sets sail with Forsooth Fromkess (Red). Music: British balladeers Chad and Jeremy sing "It Was a Very Good Year." Silent Spot: Red plays a star-struck car hop hoping to be discovered in Hollywood.

Sketch: Terry-Thomas is hired to Make America Beautiful so Freddie the Freeloader moves his shack across the country. Music: Joanie Sommers sings "Girl Talk" and "When I'm Not Near the Boy I Love." Silent Spot: The old photographer pawns his camera to pay his rent, then gets customers.

Sketch: George Appleby (Red) arrives early for a high society party thrown by his old pals Mike and Pat Mahoney (Mickey Rooney and Martha Raye), entertainers who have struck it rich. The three start drinking before the other guests arrive. The polite gathering soon escalates into a wild bash. Music: Martha Raye sings "I've Got My Love to Keep Me Warm" and "Happiness is Just a Thing Called Joe". The Silent Spot: Pierre the Beautician demonstrates some of the unusual beauty treatments that he gives his customers.

Sketch: A novice lawyer (Richard Chamberlain) defends his first client, San Fernando Red, on an income tax evasion charge. Music: Richard Chamberlain sings "Haven't We Met?" and "When I Fall in Love." The Silent Spot: Red pantomimes a light sleeper having a bizarre nightmare.

Sketch: With help from former champion Loser Lumpkin (Tennessee Ernie Ford), Clem Kadiddlehopper trains for the chicken-plucking competition in the Olympics. Music: Tennessee Ernie Ford sings "I'll Remember You" and "Hey Look Me Over." The Silent Spot: Taking down the Christmas Tree.

Sketch: An ex-policeman (Nipsey Russell) and George Appleby (Red) form a dance team and try for a job on TV. Music: Lana Cantrell sings "I'm All Smiles" and "Let Yourself Go." The Silent Spot: Red is a cricket catcher working for a magician.