The Bullwinkle Show

Boris and Natasha pose as guards in a French art musuem. Their reason is so they can steal 10 old masters. Boris and Natasha are on the lam, and send them via mail to America. Then posing as tourists, Boris and Natasha hop a plane to where they sent their stolen masters to, Frostbite Fall, Minnesota, where it was delivered to our hero, Bullwinkle. Bullwinkle mistakens the stolen masters for wall paper samples for his chicken coop. After he put them up, the weekly egg report was dropping. Bullwinkle assumes that with the master, all of the eyes fixed on the chickens had made them nervous, and making them afraid to lay eggs. So Bullwinkle decides to paint white wash over them, which makes the chickens very happy. Boris and Natasha then pose as art collectors named Cerulean Blue, and Rose Matter. Boris and Natasha want the masters, which by now, Bullwinkle had painted white wash over them. Boris passed out, because he was willing to offer up to $398 for them. Rocky calls some art experts

Bullwinkle has taken the artworld by storm with his whitewash paintings. Boris and Natasha have a scheme, and have Bullwinkle sign an ""autograph"" which is actually a will leaving all of his paintings to Boris when he's dead. Boris plants TNT underneath Rocky and Bullwinkle's house until Boris forgets one point: if he blows up Rocky and Bullwinkle, he'll blow up the paintings! So he and Natasha ask to see the paintings outside in the light, where Boris is baffled to find Bullwinkle had just finished his 35th painting, now Boris and Natasha don't know which 10 are the stolen masters. Boris and Natasha take what they think are the 10 masters and take them to Fearless Leader, where when he cleans the whitewash off, he finds they're nothing but blank canvases. Bullwinkle sent the 10 first ones to the Paris museum, where when they're clean, the museum has the 10 stolen masters back. Bullwinkle can't sell a painting anymore since over the weekend, a new artist arrived in Frostbite Falls who p

Our story opens with a flashblack to a daring World War II commando operation to silence the massive guns of Abalone, a small island in the Aegean Sea. The guns were bombarding targets all over the globe. Now they've begun firing again and the call has gone out for volunteers to silence them once more. When a reporter overhears Bullwinkle telling Rocky he'll gladly volunteers to go to the store for milk, one thing leads to another, and soon our heroes are on a jet bound for Europe, where, on a certain Aegean island, a certain dasterdly duo is preparing an explosive welcome. A blast from the guns of Abalone hits Rocky and Bullwinkle's plane and they crash on the Rock of Gibraltar, where a mightily peeved British general-who takes severe umbrage when Bullwinkle suggests he put a little English on his snooker ball-claps our heroes into the local dungeon-in fact, the same one from which the Court of Monte Cristo once escaped. Well, Bullwinkle's two favorite words are es-cape, so he and Roc

Boris and Natasha are in Lake Palle de Bain looking for a $1000 treasure of the old racecar driver Monte Zoom. Boris decides to blow up the dam, but Natasha doesn't think it's a good idea. Meanwhile, Rocky and Bullwinkle are bird watching when Rocky hears about the dam going to be blown up. So he and Bullwinkle rush to the lake to arrive in the ""tah-dah knick of time!"" Boris tries to think of another plan, when he realizes there's a plug in the lake. Bullwinkle finds in a stranded rowboat the famous actor: Spencer Traceback, who is really Boris in disguise. He has Bullwinkle help him reel in a big fish, which is really the lake's plug. Once the plug is pulled, Boris pushes Bullwinkle into the lake and gets sucked down the drain. Rocky follows after when Boris plugs up the now dried lake. Bullwinlkle and Rocky end up shooting out of someone's shower fauset and they ride a bike built for 2 to the dried up lake where. Boris and Natasha fail to open the treasure chest until Boris makes a d

Boris and Natasha have failed to open the treasure of Monte Zoom, but Rocky and Bullwinkle succeed to find that the treasure of Monte Zoom is a 1903 car. Rocky and Bullwinkle go to turn the car to the museum until Boris spots the license plate reading ""14-K"". Assuming the car is solid gold, Boris poses as Madman Morris, the car dealer and flim-flams Rocky and Bullwinkle into trading Monte Zoom's car for another car. Once Boris and Natasha drive away, Rocky and Bullwinkle discover that their new car is nothing but cardboard. Boris sets fire to the bridge to make sure Rocky and Bullwinkle don't follow them, but Rocky glides through the flames after the villains. Meanwhile, while turning the car in, Boris and Natasha find out that the car isn't gold at all. Being chased by Rocky, Boris orders Natasha to throw out everything that's heavy, engine cover, headlights, finders, spare steering wheel, and a chest full of gold. Boris drives over a cliff leaving Rocky and Bullwinkle to claim the ch

Mysteriously every smart person in the world has become stupid. Rocky and Bullwinkle head to Washington. But Boris has his own aggenda to destroy Moose and Squirrel. As our heroes train passes by, Boris tries to blow them up, but his own hand grenade back fires on him. When Boris contacts Fearless Leader, he orders him to put Plan X into action. Rocky and Bullwinkle are then reunited with their old pal Capt. Peachfuzz, who stepped out of his jet plane.

Capt. Peachfuzz has been hit with a mysterious kind of gas. While Capt. Peachfuzz watched TV, Rocky and Bullwinkle follow mysterious footprints. At the end of the prints, Boris waits with a gun filled with ""Goof Gas"", a product from Pottsylvania which is guaranteed for them to take over the U.S. of A. Boris then sprays Rocky and Bullwinkle with goof gas, and now, amazingly, Rocky's as dumb as a stump!Fortunately, Bullwinkle remains the same. Boris's next move, to spray Narrator, who then forgets the rest of the plot. Boris and Natasha then head towards Cape Carnivorous while Rocky and Capt. Peachfuzz come back to normal. Boris and Natasha have goof gased the brightest minds of our country! So, Rocky has Bullwinkle alley-oop him into the air to stop them. Unfortunately, Rocky was flying too fast, the friction started burning his fur off. Rocky stops Boris and Natasha, and is left a naked squirrel.

Everyone has a talent, even if it's just sticking six flashlights in your mouth at once or going over Niagra Falls in a giant bagel, and Bullwinkle's happens to be that he can remember everything he ate, it's nothing compared to what inventor Bermuda Schwartz has just accomplished across town: He's invented the Hushaboom, the first completely silent explosive. Inventor Bermuda Schwartz may be a brilliant bomb maker, but he's pretty darn gullible when it comes to his own mother-actually, Boris in disguise. Once he's conned the gullible professer to hide the Hushaboom formula, Boirs adroitly writes it on the inside of a banana peel, then zips said banana back up. Unfortunately, because of his evil nature, Boris can't quite resist selling that very banana to a passing moose for an exorbitant price. A definitely disgruntled Boris hops a steamroller, intending to commit squash-and-run upon the banana-munching moose, but, just in time, Rocky streaks aloft like a bullet managing to shove Bull

Boris manages to get himself arrested as a juvenile delinquent, but presently he's paroled into Natasha's custody. Soon he's pedaling up with a telegram for Moose and Squirrel, informing them they've won a free weekend at Lake Kitchie Itchie Lodge. After seventeen hours of straight driving, there's no lake and the lodge is just a big, empty rundown house, so ever-vigilant Rocky is suspicious when strangely familiar Egbert Kitchie Itchie himself arrives, promising to take care of every little thing and showing off the lovely back porch view. Only there is no back porch, and Bullwinkle takes a dive into a big bucket of quick-drying cement, which the dastardly Boris quickly breaks open and uses to make a plastic moose mold. It is a lovely view, but it goes by so fast, says Bullwinkle after the second time he goes flying off the ""back porch,"" which really isn't there at all. Meanwhile, Boris has dolled up his moose mannequin, creating a sexy girl moose who goes by the name of Jane Moosefie

Boarding a river steamer for home following the explosion of the lodge, Bullwinkle keeps hiccuping the formula, so Rocky figures what his moose pal needs is a good hiccuping doctor-which should be Boris's cue, only the villain hasthe Pottsylvanian blues and is certain that Moose and Squirrel finally will see through his disguise, so Natasha cheers him up with Article Six of the Villains Handbook: And lo and behold, when he introduces himself as the ship's doc, our heroes seem more concerned with bad puns than familiar voices and seeing through disguises. Boris and Natasha, with their tape recording of Bullwinkle hiccuping the secret formula, are off to rendezvous with Fearless Leader, jetting in from Pottsylvania. Meanwhile, two terse refugees from Dragnet give our heroes a good grilling, clapping the incredulous Bullwinkle into custody before he can spill the secret formula yet again. And when Rocky calls Army Intelligence a contradition in terms, the two agents bind and gag him and t

Peachfuzz frees our heroes, and together, with the aid of Peter Peachfuzz Polar Path Predictor, patent pending, a powerful electronic direction-diving machine, they set off to find Boris and Natasha, who have just mixed up their first successful batch of Hushaboom. As our heroes arrive below, Boris drops a Hushaboom-filled test tube on them, only to remember just barely in time that there's enough explosive in it to blow up the building he and Natasha are in too; so instead, dashing down and snatching the boom tube out of the air, he introduces himself as the world's greatest scientist, J. Robert Oppendowner, and invites Bullwinkle in for a heartly slurp of his latest invention, Soda Pow. Boris and Natasha take one look at the exploded warehouse and figure Moose and Squirrel are TV cartoon history, but Bullwinkle is feeling fit as a fiddle and twice as stringy after leaving the deadly Soda-Pow test tube behind while going off with Rocky to search for a straw to drink it with. A passing

Rocky and Bullwinkle get free tickets to the Bumbling Brother's Circus, which is owned by the Bumbling brothers, Hugo and Igo (Igo has a higher voice.), after the circus unknowingly interrupted Bullwinkle's checker match (which he was winning). Boris posing as a lion tamer named Claude Badly releases a man-eating lion into the audience. After Bullwinkle put it to sleep with his hum-a-comb, Rocky suggests that the Bumbling brothers fire Boris, and hire Bullwinkle. Boris then decides to take revenge on the circus by setting on fire. Rocky puts the fire out with the circus's elephants. So now, Rocky is the new elephant trainer. But Boris and Natasha are planning on a devilish plan. Mr. Know It All: How to Fix the Washer Bullwinkle's Corner: Wet Sheet and the Flowing Sea Mr. Know It All: How to be a Human Fly.

Well it's traveling time for the Bumbling Brother's Circus, but once they get into Arizona, they ran into rain! The circus begins to run into Bankruptcy. Sharp-eyed Rocky notices the rain clouds seem to be following them. So Rocky goes up into the clouds to see what the deal is, but ends up in a cloud-bank and lightning coming put of the cloud. But Rocky really ends up a mysterious black plane with no pilot and no controls. Rocky lands safetly on a mesa, where he incounters an Indian. Back at the circus, Bullwinkle's animal act makes a special dedication. And the Bumbling brothers receive a statue of Thadius J. Shloomp (only they added goggles, and a squirrel tail). Boris, posing as Mayor Aloysius J. Wardealer, causes Bullwinkle and the brothers on a manhunt for him. Meanwhile, Rocky is tied to a burning stake. When Bullwinkle arrives, he get's tied up too, but he has a plan. He plays his hum-a-comb, and the Indians start a rain dance, which puts out the fire. Boris, who the big chief,

The Bumbling Brothers come to the rescue when they and the heard of elephants scare the Indians and save Rocky and Bullwinkle, while Boris and Natasha (or the Indian and the Masked Rider) get away. The Indians agree not to bother the circus anymore. Later, Rocky is called into the office of the Bumbling brothers where they announce they Rocky is fired! They explained that their elephants have to weigh 6,000 pounds, but they're loosing weight at a frightening speed. Bullwinkle says that if Rocky gets fired, the Bullwinkle will fire himself, so the Bumbling Brothers give Rocky another chance. Rocky and Bullwinkle try to figure out why the elephants are loosing weight, it turns out the Boris (posing as a little child named Ethel Bert) is feeding the elephants peanuts filled with reducing pills. Rocky can't stand it and wants to leave the circus. Boris and Natasha dress up as a fake lion so when Bullwinkle sticks his head into, they'll bite off his head. But he's saved by a telegram from t

The saga opens up on the sleepy Mexican town of Mucho Loma (fractured Spanish for Much Mud). A local singer named Guadalupe Rodriguiz gets 1 year for singing during siesta. After his sentence, he rode his horse 200 miles away to swear his revenge. So he took a black cowboy suit with a mask, a branding iron with a 0 at the end, and became the notorious villain, Zero (because of his mark. This could be a parody of ""The Mark of Zorro""). Zero keeps the town of Mucho Loma awake at night because of his noise making, and stabbing his hot branding iron leaving the mark of zero. When Rocky and Bullwinkle's car accidentally crashes into Mucho Loma town hall, they get 99 years, but Rocky insists on letting him and Bullwinkle go after zero on one condidtion: set them free. Rocky and Bullwinkle go to question Guadalupe, who is busy washing his branding iron. He's caught! But before Rocky and Bullwinkle can get him, Guadalupe's horse knocks them into a well. Mr. Know It All: How to be an Umpire Fr

Bullwinkle tosses Rocky out of the well, where he drops a rope from Bullwinkle to use to pull himself out. Rocky has a plan, he dresses Bullwinkle up as Zero, only with and X branding iron. Rocky's plan is to have Bullwinkle run out as Zero when the real Zero arrives to scare him into leaving Mucho Loma forever. Not only does Zero goes Bill Scott clean away, Bullwinkle falls into a hole in the street, where he is arrested, mistaken for Zero. Rocky hands Bullwinkle a stick of dynamite telling him it's a cigar. Bullwinkle throws it out the window, which explodes, causing a telephone to fall and destroy the jail. Rocky proves to the police that Bullwinkle isn't Zero by having a tic-tac-toe game, taunting the real Zero to win the game, but loose his freedom. And as for punishment, Zero is the official score-keeper for the New York Mets. And as for Rocky and Bullwinkle, they're in jail for getting mud on the judge's wall.

Rocky and Bullwinkle want to enter a plant contest, but since Bullwinkle had been too busy being a TV hero, that his garden was in terrible shape. So planning on entering Rocky's checkered flower, Boris posing as a plant seed seller sells Bullwinkle a bean. Bullwinkle plants to bean which turns out to be a man-eating plant. Rocky and Bullwinkle win! But when Bullwinkle's plant ends up in the ground instead of it's pot, a plant nspecter tells them they have a Pottsylvania Creeper. Bullwinkle and Rocky try to escape from it when Rocky says he need to fight it. When Rocky goes back, he gets tied up by the creeper's vines. Boris and Natasha watch from a hillside when Fearless Leader appears on the scene.

Rocky is captured by the Pottsylvania creeper, and now Fearless Leader is on the scene! Bullwinkle goes home and dives under the bed to get his blow-torch to give the creeper a ""hot root""! With the burn on the creeper, he loosened his grasp and Rocky was free! But now the creeper has grown all over the town taking on more well-fed smiles! The creeper then grew thorns on his roots to keep from getting a hot root from Bullwinkle's blow-torch. But then the creeper made a misile shape out of his vines that went up in the sky and seeds were flying everywhere! Creepers have now been growing all over the country. Rocky trying to gather the seed almost got shot by Fearless Leader! Rocky brainstorms and suggest that people start being nice to the creeper. After the creepers had been getting nice treatment from people, they began to wilt. Boris, Natasha, and Fearless Leader are on their way back to Pottsylvania via submarine when one lone seed ended up in the submarine, and when it reached to sh