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I make a video after months of disappearance and talk about theft.

I talk about love and Valentine's Day.

I talk about not letting people and things get in the way of your happiness, whether it be short-term or long-term happiness. Also, what you know about dat cloning, cuz?!

I talk about my process of creating a video blog and share some tips that I've picked up along the way. Also I perform a compelling a cappella version of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face".

I talk about how what stage of life you're in determines how much of an a**hole you are.

I rant about how motion-based gaming may become the standard, and how much I would hate for that to happen. It's all in fun, friends, don't take it too seriously.

I talk about how and why Americans are so nationalistic and ignorant of other cultures, reveal my affinity for foreign accents, and ask non-Americans a couple of questions. Share this with your non-American friends and ask them to give their input.

I make a crappy animatic about facebook and twitter. Something a bit different this time in case you were tired of seeing myface.

I make an anti-anti-facebook rant. Facebook vs. Twitter animation(ish): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3vqtK4gXhQ

I complete my friend Rachel's challenge to answer a series of questions in a YouTube video. If you'd like to complete the challenge yourself, here are the questions. What is your favorite: -crayon color? -toothpaste? -letter of the alphabet? -beverage? -word? -cereal? -fast food place? -scent? -item of clothing? -CD? -nickname others call you? What 5 websites do you visit most? What's on your computer desk? Describe your ideal sandwich. Smoothies or milkshakes? Chocolate or Vanilla? Coke or Pepsi? Bikes, Rollerskates, or skateboards? Movies or music? Poetry or fiction? Can you play an instrument?/What instruments would you like to play? Name 4 things you want to do before yo die? Describe yourself in 4 words. If you could receive a phone call from any living person, right now, who would you want to call you? End the video with your favorite quote.

I do something a little different and attempt to do an interactive magic trick using YouTube annotations. I am in no way the creator of this trick. This is a classic trick that I've adapted for YouTube. There are a bunch of Interactive tricks on YouTube, but I've only seen one that is even remotely similar to this one, and it's not the same variation. Let me know if I succeeded!

I give advice to my younger self by responding to one of my old blog posts. If you're brave make a video response doing the same thing!

I beseech people to band together and agree to not tickle each other anymore. Also I talk about the bizarre thing that tickling is in generally.

I talk about becoming "YouTube famous" and respond to responses to the Open Letter to YouTube. People mentioned in this video: http://youtube.com/AndrewBravener http://youtube.com/TheFourOfClubs http://youtube.com/centreoftheselights

I talk about a completely bollocks theory about how you can predict someone's age or personality based on what their favorite Zelda game is. This isn't intended to be serious. This is more me having a good time reminiscing over my favorite video game series.

Can white people say the N word? Why can only black people say it? I discuss the historical reasons why the N word is offensive. SUBSCRIBE!!!► https://goo.gl/qVF6Cu FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com REDDIT MEH: http://reddit.com/r/the1janitor Buy T-Shirts!! http://the1janitor.spreadshirt.com Consider Donating! http://bit.ly/YUbHuE Say hi to me! hello@the1janitor.com Business inquiries: business@the1janitor.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

http://VYou.com/the1janitor http://formspring.me/theonejanitor I invite people to ask me questions on VYou and talk about some things I've always wanted to know more about.

I talk about my atheism, discuss why religious debates are worthless, and talk about why I think people like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins's attacks on religion are misplaced.

I talk about how the stigma associated with being superficial and materialistic might be unfair.

I expose 50 of the most common myths and misconceptions in true vlogbrothers fashion. Some of these are quite obvious, but others may be something that you weren't quite aware of.

I help you locate countries on a map that a majority of American young adults are unable to find. I recommend watching this in fullscreen.

I do some weird rambly mixture of vlogging and rapping or spoken word or whatever you want to call it. Hi its the1janitor. kevin if you prefer that I vlog every few days but I do the occasional nerd rap the essence is, I'm not really into spreading messages I prefer trivia and philosophy and geeky references Like Sylvanas Windrunner and Ice-type trainer Lorelei master swords, blaster cords, Picard there are four lights. you know that sort of thing. but please don't let me digress I want you to get to know me, so just take all you can digest I just had a birthday and that makes me twenty six I'm just regular guy, I like funny pics and slutty chicks wait wait I take that back, I guess there might be babies watching according to YouTube insight, there's not many ladies watching I should vlog shirtles, abs showing, you aint near ready First I guess I gotta get rid of this beer belly I like sandwiches and chess, and i use poor grammar knowingly my favorite color is orange, but green is starting to grow on me i only drink beer and water, and only wear black socks and the only reason I own a TV is for Xbox. I don't pay for cable cuz I think most shows are stupid. it's like teenage bros and new kids and girls who think clothes are useless but I'm just letting you into myworld, that why I chose to do this. I support local music and I wish I could throw hadoukens. Im a libertarian socially and liberal economically. I think most american politicians could use a frontal lobotomy I used to be a music snob, but now I get down with some butt shakin People say I make blunt statements, and i love bacon I love Kill Bill, tarantino fan, hardcore and I love the matrix as much as other people like star wars I love Kubrick too. Clockwork creeped the shit outta me and I want to thank the Academy for that lesson in anatomy and I'm sorry for all this rambling, it's too easy to switch tangents i keep getting distracted by videos of kids tantrums but

I give my own personal version of JennaMarbles' hilarious video, "What Girls Do On The Internet", which you can watch here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRGIruJ3DPo so yeah basically this is a rip-off or something much better It's all jokes, I'm not a creeper I promise.

I expand my nerdiness from video games to comic books, and tell you about some underrated heroes that we should give a second chance.

I talk about sex.

I rip off John Green's Question Tuesday series. Also, I'm aware it's not Tuesday. Also, Happy Land Invasion Day! Also, http://vyou.com/a/430647

I am forced to use my shitty webcam to talk about good advice and not not worrying about about the negative things in life.

I announce a project in which I plan expand my knowledge of notable music. Listen to Deep Purple - "Child in Time": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfAWReBmxEs

I talk about Rebecca Black's new song "My Moment", and how silly/terrible it is that everyone keeps giving her shit.

I discuss Netflix's recent price hike.

I rant briefly about people who publicly complain about life excessively. RETWEET THIS: http://bit.ly/oL6ZDi

I go against everything I stand for and attempt to have a conversation about religion. Please watch the entire video before you judge it.

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I talk about how its okay to be Stupid, as long as you're HAKO.

I give you a tour of my tiny, filthy bedroom using the magic of an extremely shitty webcam and and slightly less shitty rap song. "Messy Room" written, produced, and performed by me. DL LINKE: http://soundcloud.com/kevindarnellpeterson/tij-messy-room Lyrics: You may not like what you see I don't care, it works for me Welcome to my messy room Welcome to my messy room Here's my gateway, and here's a blue plate and an empty bag of chips that I need to throw away There's a shoe there, here's my rocking chair I broke my other chair, the cat likes to sit there Beer cans everywhere, yeah I got it made Here's a guitar that I don't even know how to play I know my walls lame, and i'm so ashamed I do my best I'm trying to step up my poster game As you can see, I finally got my world map and my curtain's wack, I already know that I'm sort of a pack rat, I got boxes on boxes I don't know why, but I got sockses on sockses They all black, but my life is far from intense I got headphones, and I got incense and I got fifty cents, but I want more Nothing hanging up, it's all lying on the floor My bed's on the floor, forget a bedframe I got a wii, Smash Brothers is my best game Rockin' a wii fit, trying to be fit and the mic that I recorded the song with I hate pillowcases and in case you weren't sure I like comics, games, and magic, Kevbo is a nerd but I rap, so I act cool, I'm that dude I understand my messy room could use a vaccuum but I'm cool, I mean it works for me So I'll be singing tunes in my messy messy room, baby You may not like what you see I don't care, it works for me Welcome to my messy room Welcome to my messy room

I tell you how to get girls to talk to you.

I give examples of the various types of students you'll find in your college classes. Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=the1janitor Consider Donating! http://tinyurl.com/cqtolda FACEBOOK MEH: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TWEETER MEH: http://twitter.com/the1janitor TUMBLR MEH: http://the1janitor.tumblr.com http://youtube.com/the1janitor

I talk about 'grammar nazis.'

In what turned out to be too long of a video, I do nerimon's 2011 YouTube survey while eating a salad. Do the survey yourselves in a video response!! LIKE the1janitor ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor THE QUESTIONS: 1) Tell us about your first kiss 2) What is the most expensive casual item of clothing you've ever bought? 3) What was the first job you ever wanted as a kid? 4) Tell us about your group of school friends 5) What would you name your kids? and 6) Who do you want to answer the survey next? Alex Day: http://youtube.com/nerimon John Green: http://youtube.com/vlogbrothers

I talk about Alabama HB56 and immigration in general. http://facebook.com/the1janitor Sign the petition: http://wh.gov/23t

I talk about Evolution (for seven minutes, sorry). BIG ASS LIST OF SHORT AND SWEET Evolution Q&A: http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/list.html#CB0 Note: most of my links are from talkorigins, an archive of articles about evolution, all of their work includes references and works cited, which you may want to also look into. Overview of why Evolution is a fact: http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CA/CA202.html Explanation of Evolution as both a fact and a theory, by evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould http://www.stephenjaygould.org/library/gould_fact-and-theory.html Examples of Observed Speciation (new species being formed, as a result of evolution): http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-speciation.html http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/speciation.html Evidence of and information about transitional fossils: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/faq-transitional.html http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/homs/ (this particular site discusses human evolution, which may be of particular interest to some of you) http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/comdesc/section1.html#pred4 http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/postmonth/feb98.html Evidence for Common descent and the abiogenesis hypothesis (that life formed from non life): http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/abioprob/ (this page contains several additional links) TAGS because the tags section isn't fracking working right: theonejanitor the1janitor "the one janitor" "kevin peterson" Evolution plants animals nature amphibians "fossil record" gap "transitional fossil" philosophy earth organisms organic inorganic life formed "lifeform" science man apes evolve evolved human "human beings" monkeys neanderthals microevolution macroevolution speciation evidence god religion darwin "charles darwin" debate "origin of life" "origin of species" species fossils dinosaurs reptiles "richard dawkins" Creationism "intelligent design" proof logic "irreducible complexity" theory theories facts opinions arguments hypothesis hypothe

I give you a brief photoshop tutorial because I am an expert at photoshop. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor TAGS: theonejanitor the1janitor "the one janitor" "kevin peterson" Photoshop make up tutorial makeup tutorial hair tutorial photoshop tutorial piano tutorial minecraft tutorial smokey eye tutorial chola makeup tutorial how to dougie eyeshadow tutorial michelle phan nail tutorial mac makeup tutorial tutorial after effects tutorial c walk tutorial eye makeup tutorial eyeliner tutorial juicystar07 make up gimp tutorial photoshop cs5 tutorial photoshop dubstep tutorial halloween makeup tutorial nail art tutorial scene hair tutorial blender tutorial tutting tutorial natural makeup tutorial fruity loops tutorial how to jerk minecraft wavy hair tutorial eyebrow tutorial curly hair tutorial fishtail braid tutorial dougie tutorial fl studio tutorial scene makeup tutorial dreamweaver tutorial avatar makeup tutorial excel tutorial photoshop cs4 tutorial guitar tutorial ukulele tutorial shuffle tutorial ukf dubstep tutorial short hair tutorial adobe photoshop audacity tutorial sony vegas tutorial dubstep hairstyles flash tutorial emo makeup tutorial photoshop cs3 tutorial crip walk dulcecandy87 jerk tutorial java tutorial windmill tutorial adobe photoshop tutorial foundation tutorial kim kardashian makeup jerkin tutorial zombie makeup tutorial barbie makeup tutorial imovie tutorial how to shuffle garageband tutorial kandee johnson jumpstyle tutorial illustrator tutorial photography tutorial piano dougie parkour pivot tutorial jerkin party rock anthem smokey eyes tutorial c++ tutorial nail art 3ds max tutorial quick weave tutorial selena gomez how to kiss pro tools tutorial card trick tutorial mw2 elevator tutorial popping tutorial nail designs shuffle dance nails tutorial asian makeup tutorial reason 4 tutorial ableton live tutorial gmod tutorial piano tutorialsBest funny comdey spoof parody illustrator illustration "Adobe Photoshop" Comedy

I talk about guns and gun control. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor -- TAGS: theonejanitor the1janitor "the one janitor" "kevin peterson" gun control handguns firearms wkuk gun control red jacket firearms guns gun control debate obama gun control firearms training hand guns gun control commercial wkuk handguns alex gopher airsoft handguns ted nugent desert eagle chris rock gun control wkuk automatic handguns handguns band top 10 handguns best handguns glock shatner gun control firearms accidents shooting handguns handguns shooting bullshit gun control penn and teller firearms source top ten handguns gun dada life handguns gun control bullshit remote control helicopter william shatner handguns for sale airsoft guns alex gopher handguns gun control obama wkuk abe lincoln pistols anti gun control pro gun control busdriver gun control small handguns hi point firearms gun control funny police firearms training legion firearms wkuk sniper business future weapons old greg russian firearms glock 19 homemade firearms sons of guns william shatner president hi-point firearms gun control debates hi point 9mm gun control psa fire arms handguns harbor water the wonder years future handguns biden gun control dri gun control hickok45 wkuk homeschool gun control video stossel gun control mind control concealed handguns fred last year handguns firearms source 2.0 machine guns firearms review against gun control myth gun control new handguns denny crane shoots denny crane guns ar 15 national firearms museum obama speech ron paul australian gun control busdriver paintball handguns starbucks gun control the onion canada gun control remote control jet fingers crossed handguns women shooting guns mac 10 take over control

I talk about cussin'.

I talk about Ron Paul. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK! http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I respond to comments. ASK ME QUESTIONS ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

I have a discussion with Kevin about Facebook and Google+. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor

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I present you with a lyrics video of a short rap song I made that is inspired by and contains references to the video games Portal and Portal 2. If you have played these games, you will appreciate the song more. But you can still enjoy it otherwise. Contains an interpolation of the ending theme of Portal 2, "Want You Gone." DL Link! http://soundcloud.com/the1janitor/t1j-test-me LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/the1janitor Jonathan Coulton's "Want You Gone" (ending theme of Portal 2): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVVZaZ8yO6o&ob=av3e My last vlog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIK431yZGM8

I rant about politics and society. Perfect Christmas video :) Like me on Facebook: http://facebook.com/the1janitor