Ed is British and swears a lot and that's the premise. The pilot of my ludicrous abridged series! It's a parody, you sillies. No copyright infringement intended, honest. Formerly "Making Things Right". Re-uploaded with a rushed haiku for a theme song. My apologies.

A priest gets what's coming to him: Queen music. Parody. No copyright infringement. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Obligatory origin episode AHOY! GUEST STARRING: Jacksthemouse as Winry Rockbell More sillies next month. PARODY. COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS NOT HERE. GO. GET AWAY. BLARGLE.

Exploding ladies, courtesy of a creepy dude. GUEST STARRING: 1KidsEntertainment as Majhal Hieifireshadow as Claus Can you spot the magical one-second glitch? Alphonse put it there by accident. What a silly bastard! If you can find it, don't tell anybody. It'll be our little secret.

A state-enforced holiday that oppresses Mexicans? I'm down. (Please don't hurt me, citizens of Mexico. It's all in good fun.)

That Shou Tucker seems like a perfectly reliable chap and oh god what is this

Serial killers are pretty amiable people. Who knew?

He steals from the rich and gives shit to the poor: EDWARD ELRIC, YO!

The moral of this episode is "TITS". "Psiren's Call" vocals, harmonies and mixing by EileMonty.

Fakers gonna fake.

Roy vs Edward: Once In A Lifetime. Except this match actually is.

Be prepared.