Never the Twain

  • Rank #
  • Premiered: Sep 1981
  • Episodes: 67
  • Followers: 0
  • Ended
  • ITV1
  • Unknown
  • Comedy

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Season 2
2x1
Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?
Episode overview
Air date
Sep 07, 1982
Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their support. Lyn and David are on their honeymoon and return to find Oliver and Simon quarrelling over their wedding presents.
2x2
As Young as You Feel
Episode overview
Air date
Sep 14, 1982
Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father being lonely, but David is concerned about the amount of time she spends with him.
2x3
A Woman's Place ...
Episode overview
Air date
Sep 21, 1982
David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telephone chess game and becomes suspicious about Oliver's apparent skill at the game.
2x4
Blood Brothers
Episode overview
Air date
Sep 28, 1982
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in return for favours from Simon, including dating Veronica.
2x5
lf You Knew Susan
Episode overview
Air date
Oct 05, 1982
Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurines and then attempt to purchase the others to make a valuable pair.
2x6 Season finale
The More We Are Together
Episode overview
Air date
Oct 12, 1982
Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the imminent arrival of the taxman.

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