We're back baby!

Today the boys start building bigger, catch their first thrall, and embark on a quest for metal.

Today Simon discovers elevators, Appsro starts decorating, and the other boys go on a journey with Eeyore.

Anthony and Neebs build a gas chamber while Dora, Simon, and Appsro go out in search of gossamer. Eeyore Green Arrow Johnson really comes into his own today.

Today the boys find a giant croc, try to seduce a woman on the beach, and learn how to summon spiders.

Today the boys settle a score.

Today two of the boys set out for brimstone and find a bat, while the other three set out for thick hide and find every other type of hide.

Today we finally get horses, fight a rock boss, a bat boss, and a croc boss, Dora finds a sweet helmet off-screen, and we finally make steel!

Today was like … a lot of arguments. And brimstone.

Today we built an elevator for a horse, lost a friend, bagged a dancer, heightened Simon's tower, adopted a ton of pets, faced our fears, beat a boss, finished a mountain base … and a thousand other things that could have been the thumbnail.

Today we find new friends, new pets, and new frozen lands! Note: This is take #2! There was a goof in the video that YouTube was all ???? about and we had to fix it so the video was being shown to all of ya'll.

Today Anthony becomes a deadbeat dad, Appsro explores a monkey cave, and Simon gets seduced by a slug monster.

Today everyone finally reunites!

Christopher Nolan pays a visit and brings his kitchen staff to fight the boys.

Today Neebs farms in an ashtray while Simon builds even higher and everyone else learns sorcery.

What even is a haberdashery?

Matthew McConaughorse makes an unexpected return today in six-legged form. The Bad Internet Episode!

Today the boys hit the big city and it hits back, Black Horse has a psychotic break, and Doraleous hires a Rabbi to preach Catholic Mass.

Today Appsro goes full-evil while Dora babysits him. Anthony, Neebs, and Simon start two rival resort locations for their friends.

Today is demon horse day followed by pirate battles and the corporate jockeying of two competing resorts.

Today pussy cat! Also today cliff diving! That is all.

Today Appsro and Neebs head out for Traysure while Dora and Simon spruce up their abodes while putting on multiple TV specials.

You guys, so much stuff happens today while Neebs is gone.

Today Dora and Simon take on a boss alone together.

Today Appsro gets a personal cloaking device and Neebs makes some convincing arguments about firing arrows in restaurants.

We finally have an expert, Appsro can fly, and a beloved pet dies.

Today Appsro builds a cathedral for a house, Anthony and Dora hang out with a tree monster, and Neebs and Wak pretty up the Friendcamp Resort.

Today the boys set out for silver and dragon horns, and end up having simultaneous boss battles in the process!

Today Appsro summons demons while Dora watches in horror. Everyone else is on a crusade for skilled members of FriendCamp Resort

Today is a fashion show! After that, half of the boys go battle bats while the other half seek out a meteor shower.

The team embarks on a hilarious journey filled with unexpected meteor showers, short lightning observations, and adventurous mountaineering mishaps. In this episode, watch as they explore the dynamic world of Conan Exiles, tackling the challenges of climbing steep mountains, hunting for star metal, and surviving the cold with spicy foods. Alongside their characteristic improvised comedy, the team faces the realities of game physics with their mounts, leading to laugh-out-loud scenarios and a bit of digital horse drama. Don't miss the blend of humor, gaming tips, and camaraderie that makes this episode a must-watch for fans and newcomers alike. Subscribe and leave your comments on their strategies, mishaps, and the adorable yet imposing baby bear backpack adventure! Yes, an AI made that description so we would show up in searches better. You think I would ever type all that?! Heck no.

You saw the title! Five bosses and a purge as well as a um, aha, hmm. An apology to the developers.

Today the boys finally visit their Easter egg!

Today the boys make a clifftop bar, battle the mighty Thag under the city, and convince a man to pay attention to them.

Today Appsro gets his Thor powers, Dora gets a priest, and everyone else is disappointed by a boss!

Today Puddles and Ovar get field training while Appsro gets some nice, refreshing Coke™.

Today we summon a gigantic spider god, and then it's all down hill from there.

Will the boys finally defeat the castle today?!

Today it's all hands on deck as the entire crew tackles the castle and then turns around for two rounds of the purge!

Today Appsro gets a dog, Dora reunites with Creampie, and the boys try one final time at the purge!

Mosquito men from space! Appsro kicking like a mule! A robot joins the team! This much and more on Conan Exiles today!

Three of the boys fight titanic bosses in their birthday suits, while the other two argue about spiral staircases.

Fish people!

Turns out the fish people are bad! Huh!

Today Appsro keeps trying to get his end-game claws while Simon and Dora discover a bug infestation at home.

WAAIIIT!! I'm not done in here yet!

Today we learn that horses are carnivores and that Anthony don't speak English very good.

Appsro and Neebs look for a pleasure palace while everyone else takes on a gauntlet of enemies then races to the top of Isengard. I think?

It's time for Witch Queen Round Two 76 episodes later, and for Anthony to rebuild following an off-screen catastrophe.

It's the baby episode!

It's cha-cha time, y'all!

Bosses bosses bosses

Arena Champion built different.

We are finally out of that dungeon! Anyway back to your regularly scheduled stupidity.

Will Simon make it home? Can Wak get a word in edgewise? Where is Anthony again?!

In today's giant episode, Neebs and Appsro head out to find a legendary Ymir priestess for Wak, while Wak takes Dora and Simon on an adventure to fight the Kinscourge.

Today Wak and the derp crew head to the ice caverns while Neebs and Appsro set about attempting to get priests for everyone.

Gearing up for the finale in episode 60, the boys set about getting more priests and more priest juices for all of their gods. They explore the volcano and finally visit Thick's memorial.

The day is finally here! The boys all summon their gods to wear down the enemy castle. It was such a fight that spectator footage left the chat! See y'all in Sunkenland.