Nathan Zed

That title isn't a very good first impression. Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew I was actually under a lot of pressure to make this video. A lot of people have been subscribed for Youtube Sings Call Me Maybe, and I was afraid they would leave if I uploaded anything different. I hope you enjoy it, and if you didn't- die in a hole. But a nice hole, cause I still like you. Die in a furnished, air-conditioned hole. I'll even pay for the electricity and water. Wait what?! Now you want Netfilx?!? Get out of my hole you ungrateful douchekazoo! I'M EVICTING YOU FROM MY HOLE!! I was given permission to use the music during the Batman scene by: http://www.youtube.com/user/ForgeTrackAudio1024 Please check him out! He makes great music!

This is not sabotage. Ladies, send this to your boyfriend so he can finally treat you right. Follow me without moving!: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Thank you to Hannah S. and Ryan K. for helping me out with this video!

Everyone is tired of these videos, so I uploaded another one. I will only be satisfied when this gets more views than Gangnam Style, so please share....likefavoriteSUBSCRIBECOMMENTAFNLJDFGJHKGTOUY Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew @TheThirdPew I only uploaded this because my channel is a trend killer.

Shaken...not stirred... Thanks to the 1000+ people who showed up. Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew A cappella Harlem Shake courtesy of: http://www.youtube.com/jacksfilms One of my favorite Youtubers. Scary music was created by amazing composer: http://www.youtube.com/user/ForgeTrackAudio1024 PLEASE watch his videos.

2016 Edit: I called the whole "TheFineBros" thing 3 years in advance lmaooo Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Be sure to like/fav/share if you OiSKwfsPLUGINPLUGINPLUGIN

Today is my birthday yesterday. Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Those scenes in costume were from a Disney Chorus Concert. I was the Genie from Aladdin. I had a solo. It was terrifying. I thought the little kids would compare me to Robin Williams from the movie like: "ehh...I've seen better. 6/10". Inspirational music at the end was created by amazing composer: http://www.youtube.com/user/ForgeTrackAudio1024 Please subscribe to him. Also, freakin pewdiepie just has to have the word pew in his name too doesn't he? And then he get's 6 million subscribers so everyone thinks I copied him. agh.

Taking the smoothness out of actual pick up lines... Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Please share this video so I can finally feed my children. Sorry for the shakiness. Blame Devin. Freakin Devin. COME ON DEVIN. If you guys like this, I might make a second one in the future. Please tell me in the comments if you would like to see that! There were a lot of really funny things that I had to scrap because the audio was bad or I FORGOT TO TURN ON THE MIC. For example, I told a girl that she had the bluest eyes I had ever seen. HER EYES WERE BROWN. I'm not a prank channel, but I had this idea and when i searched around Youtube, no one else had really done it. LAHWF had done "Almost Picking Up Girls", but his is more of a "hey...ladies...you want to go...out..." and then walking away, whereas this video is about taking actual pick up lines and messing them up. I hope you enjoy this! :D (By the way thank you Mohamed Naji for helping me with some of the lines!)

No more school? Less nightmare fuel. Vine: @TheThirdPew, Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew ANOTHER VIDEO THIS FRIDAY MARK YOUR CALENDARS if you enhjouyed please dislick and subscroob and cher check out itsamemyleo and realize how bad I actually am: http://www.youtube.com/itsamemyleo

But I-I-I- I stutter quite a lot h-h-h-help Vine: @TheThirdPew, Twits: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Please like/fav/share so i canASPIANEFSELLOUTSELLOUT The next video will NOT be coming out next Friday. It is a bigger project and will take a little longer than usual. It's not a vlog. It will probably be out around July 1st, which is the Monday after next Friday. Thanks for the patience and for being beautiful and for not leaving me like Megan why Megan i thought we had something speci Feel free to share this video. If you don't feel free, I'm here for you. I want you to feel free. I want you to feel like a bird that has been recently released from captivity. So until then, don't share this. Shut up Amanda. jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk Thank you to Morgan Kabob for helping me with one of the jokes not that I needed the help.

There is no such thing. Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew IM GOING TO VIDCON 2013 MORE TALKY STUFF NEXT VIDEO!! If you are going please tell me in the comments! Thank you to the amazing ForgeTrackAudio1024 (Andrew) for letting me use the music! Check him out! http://www.youtube.com/user/ForgeTrackAudio1024 ALSO CHECK OUT ALL THAT ACTING DID YOU SEE ALL THAT ACTING YEAH THAT WAS ME. This video was hard to make. I grew facial hair for this video okay. This is my life in a nutshell.

I ship it. Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Comment saying what song I should do, new youtubers to add! Fan art from: http://www.youtube.com/user/XxmegadrummerxX If you want to send me fan art, you can tweet it at me, or send me a private message on youtube with the link! I read all my messages! But seriously why would you want to do that i mean i suck so if you saw me at vidcon you can bring some rotten tomatoes(.com) to throw at me because im not even good then yell dislike because you cant actually dislike in real life speaking of which dont forget to like favorite share buy my shirts fallow my on instragram and sell out i mean follows mye on twitter but seriously i dont have shirts or an instagrarmad

Jack Harries. Finn Harries. There is no doubt, they're the fairest. NEXT VIDEO: YOUTUBE SINGS GET LUCKY. Almost to 2,000 follwoerds! https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew Yeah this video is late what do you want an apology PLEASE go subscribe to: Oscar (TheOscrat): http://www.youtube.com/theoscrat Bobby (BobbyHalick): http://www.youtube.com/bobbyhalick David (aSongScout): http://www.youtube.com/asongscout I am seriously dying trying to make Youtube Sings Get Lucky. It will be up by the end of the month. Which means I have about 10 days. On top of reading three books and writing two papers because I waited until the last minute to do my summer assignments... end...me... #anyofyouseeourmountains

"well that wasnt worth the wait" - You Feel free to share this video unless you don't feel free. Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/TheThirdPew I was under a lot of pressure making this video. I gained more subscribers in one month than 2011 and 2012 combined. And now I'm trying to keep them here after not uploading for two months. I hope you like the outcome. Also I yelled a lot in this video. I don't usually do it THIS much, but believe it or not, sitting alone and talking to a camera normally isn't very fun. This was more fun. I will try to do it less in the future. Unless you like it. DOUBLE ALSO: I hope you liked the moral. I like to keep my stories family friendly and with a moral at the end. I'm basically the Jesus of Youtube. "MY CRAP GIVING LEVELS HAVE GONE NEGATIVE" shirts here! justkiddingnotarealwebsiteidonthaveshirtsyet.com

HALF THE AUDIO ONLY ON LEFT SPEAKERS UNTIL 0:59!!! Follow me without moving: https://twitter.com/NathanZed VINE: NathanZed. (I recently reached 3,000 followers! Thanks! I don't know how some people still don't know I have a Vine...I post like 100 on twitter and say I have one at the end of every video...) well this took forever to make. gonna lose a lot of subscribers for this WEEEEEEE The only reason I made this video was to make that erase pun and the "royals" joke. This video focused less on comedy, and was more of me trying to see if I could follow a narrative story type thing. I don't usually do sketches. Also to see if I can act. How did I do? LEAVE A COMMENT IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOOWAORFARJRIWOWKARFJAEOAETETAFF im trying to upload more but then again this is not a freaking job i can do whatever i want FUN FACT: that movie that hit me in the face hurt. left a mark. If you look closely, you can see that it is only on the person who got hit. PRODUCTION VALUUUEEEE PAAAAIINNN!! DONT FORGET TO LEIK FAVIROTE AND CHER OR WHATEVER THOSE FAMOOSE YOURTUBERS SAY ALLTHE TIMEEEE AND YES THERE WILL BE A NEW VLOG THIS SATURDAY. MAYBE ABOUT PROCRASTINATION? PROBABLY. UNLESS I PUT IT OFF. SEE WHAT I DID THERE. HA. HA. kill me. thank you to mastertegm for the outro music! Go check him out! http://www.youtube.com/user/mastertegm

WHOOPS YOU'RE GETTING DISTRACTED RIGHT NOW TWITTER?!: https://twitter.com/thethirdpew (yes) dont likefavshare its your life dont let a youtuber tell you howto live vine: TheThirdPew My outro music is called "Summer" and it's courtesy of: http://www.youtube.com/user/mastertegm Go check him out!! This is the last video of 2013. Since I spend so much time and put so much effort into all of my videos, I am actually proud of EVERY SINGLE video I've uploaded this year. That's not something most youtubers can say. that's pretty cool. see you guys next year with more "content"