My Big Redneck Vacation

The Clampets think they're in a foreign country when they stop at a South Beach gas station where no English is spoken. After being awestruck at their beach front mansion, the family hits the beach, but it's unlike any beach they've ever seen before. The Clampets stick out like a sore thumb amongst the oiled-up, muscular bodies and a gaggle of hot, topless, exotic women.

After passing over the Skyway Bridge in St. Petersburg, Fla., the bus pulls in front of an obscure gate that reads "The Blueberry Patch loves you." Upon entering the "eclectic" yard decorated by garbage that gas been turned to "art," the family looks around and sees everything happening from yoga to hula hooping. It doesn't take to long for the family to realize they've landed in a hippie commune.

The Clampets are dropped off in Washington, D.C., our nation's capital. After taking in all the sites and having some hysterical interactions with locals and officials, they decide to exercise their redneck constitutional rights. When they try to get in to the White House to speak to their least favorite president, they are turned away. They are told they might have more luck tracking down their local congressman than the president of the United States. Aimee leads the charge as the family storms D.C. in search of one of their Louisiana congressmen. Along the way, Doug gets excited over a quick Internet search when he finds a cardboard regatta, a competition where teams race elaborate, homemade boats made out of cardboard. After part of the family competes in a nine-pound burger challenge while the other half tries a beer drinking competition, they get together to meet their congressman, John Fleming. They take to the podium to get to the bottom of a very serious issue -- the potholes on Route 5 in Shreveport. With their political prowess behind them, Doug gets the family to switch gears and use their redneck ingenuity to try and take the top prize at the cardboard regatta. They deck the boat up in tons of Fleming swag in support of their new buddy.

The Clampets stop at a pharmacy to get Pressley some drugs, but Wendy is denied entrance for wearing revealing clothing. They find out they're in Dearborn, Mich., the location of the largest U.S. Muslim population. The family is dropped off at a lumberjack camp where they have to learn to become lumberjacks in time for an amateur open competition. While the guys are training, Aimee and Michelle run into a Muslim girl in the store, who befriends the girls and invites them over for dinner. The Clampets are very wary at first, but eventually they learn these folks are every bit as American as they are. Their new friends join them for the amateur lumberjack competition as the Clampets try to flex their muscle and take the top prize.

The family stops off at the world's largest rocking chair and a drive-through zoo and then is dropped off at Mount Rushmore. After taking some fun pictures and talking to the locals, they're directed to the town of Deadwood. The adults enter a bar and are shocked when a man playing poker is murdered -- only to find out it's the Wild Bill shooting re-enactment that happens every day at 3. After mingling with some locals in the bar, the Clampets meet some folks who want to show them the real South Dakota. From six-shooter competitions in western garb, to gold mining and going to a gravitational anomaly known as Cosmos -- where the family can literally stand on the walls -- one thing is for sure. South Dakota is full of lots of weird places and wild characters.

Michelle's pregnancy pains cause her and Jared to cut their vacation short, leaving for Shreveport immediately. But Jared must convince Michelle to let him stay when he finds out the family's next destination is the Great River Beer Brewery.

When the family is dropped off at a Colorado dude ranch and see some real manly cowboys and a hot cowgirl, they know they're in store for something cool. However, they don't anticipate having to assist a 30-mile cattle drive. From lasso lessons to checking pregnancy of cows, the Clampets have their hands full.

After making a brief stop to race dune buggies, the family checks into a massive Las Vegas suite overlooking the strip, then heads out to do some gambling and press their luck at the tables. Doug devises a plan to get a bachelor party in Vegas out of the trip.

Behind the Bus is an insider's guide to the Clampets' road trip across America featuring never before seen footage, bloopers, fun facts, and viewer mail answered by host Tom Arnold.

The Clampets take in the sights of the Hoover Dam by going on a helicopter tour. Then the family is dropped off in Rachel, Nevada, just before Alien Palooza 2012 is about to begin, headlined by Riley Martin of the Howard Stern show. The family learns about different aliens and find out who really killed the dinosaurs. Wilber Allen, an alien expert, invites the family to dinner at his house along with a man who can channel aliens. After dinner, they head back to area 51 with Riley and Wilber at dusk. That's when he's likely to make contact with the mother ship. Will the family make contact with aliens, or will the feds break up the party?

The Clampets step off the bus in Monument Valley, Utah, and are given a map to their destination. After a long journey down a dirt road, they discover a full powwow taking place. It doesn't take long to realize they've landed on a Native American reservation. The Navajo tribe has a feast set up, but first they must witness the killing of a sheep for their meal. At the meal they are broken the news the reservation is dry. The Navajo invite them to sleep in their traditional hogans and teach them their way of life -- from visiting a sweat lodge to seeing a medicine man. This will be an experience like no others in the heart of Monument Valley, Utah.

The Clampets get an amazing scenic look at the Giant Redwoods before crossing the Golden Gate Bridge to the "unofficial" gay capital of the world - San Francisco! Eager to see city, the family hits a bar.which happens to be a gay bar. But after some initial awkwardness, they're ecstatic to line up a deep-sea fishing excursion and a racecar driving experience. On the fishing trip, and despite Tommy losing his lunch overboard, the family enjoys the company of two gay couples. And they're surprised to find out that their driving instructor is gay as well. The trip ends with an epic mud-wrestling event at a lesbian bar that Wendy is 100% ready to get down and dirty for...and the family couldn't be more excited! In Shreveport, Jared is all set for deer hunting but Michelle wants him to go to their baby shower even if he'll be the only guy there.

In Hollywood, the family parties with Tom Arnold, but must race home when Michelle goes into labor.

The family celebrates the birth of Jared and Michelle's baby with friends they've met on their road trip.