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Season 1
In which I review the best and worst movie of all time.
In which I review the best and worst movie of all time.
Here I review another crappy action movie from the 90’s called Lady Dragon. Will I survive the sudden cuts, or will the bad dubbing do me in?
Here I review another crappy action movie from the 90’s called Lady Dragon. Will I survive the sudden cuts, or will the bad dubbing do me in?
Next on the review chopping block is Zombie Nation. I’m sure there are zombies in the movie somewhere. *EDIT: Sorry about the “Running Man” reference, I meant “Marathon Man”
Next on the review chopping block is Zombie Nation. I’m sure there are zombies in the movie somewhere. *EDIT: Sorry about the “Running Man” reference, I meant “Marathon Man”
I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.
I take a short break from bad movie reviews to talk about one of my favorite actresses. I also look dead.
It’s back to action movie schlock as I review the infamous Gymkata.
It’s back to action movie schlock as I review the infamous Gymkata.
What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!
What better way to spread Christmas cheer than by watching a crappy Home Alone ripoff from the 90s? Merry Christmas, everyone!
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
The title of this vampire flick is fitting as by the end of it you’ll want to jam something sharp into your chest. Two worlds…one deadly headache!
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
Here I review a movie so atrocious that it makes Undefeatable look like Oscar material. If you thought Stakes was bad, you haven’t seen 13 Seconds.
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
What do you get when you mix poor special effects with witchcraft and a heaping dose of the 90s? You get something like Teen Sorcery.
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
In the mindblowing tenth episode I review Razor Sharpe, a martial arts vanity film with no budget, no continuity, and no hope.
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
The Cynthia Rothrockathon begins! First up is X-treme Fighter, a PSA disguised as a martial arts film. Now with more poor wirework!
Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!
Day Two of the Cynthia Rothrockathon brings us Angel of Fury, a movie so badly chopped up you might miss the plot entirely. And boy is it riveting!
Day three brings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be disappointed with the movie.
Day three brings us China O’Brien, and if you thought the title was funny you won’t be disappointed with the movie.
Day Four is the conclusion of the Rothrockathon, and Lady Dragon 2 takes us out with a bang.
Day Four is the conclusion of the Rothrockathon, and Lady Dragon 2 takes us out with a bang.
Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevant? You betcha!
Here I take on a horror movie starring Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff, otherwise known as Evil Dead 4. Is it completely irrelevant? You betcha!
A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!
A Blade rip-off featuring a forty-year-old and an unintelligible Asian mentor? Sign me up!
Here I face either my worst enemy or my greatest ally: Steven Seagal! Now with more coma chase action!
Here I face either my worst enemy or my greatest ally: Steven Seagal! Now with more coma chase action!
Okay, so here it is again…the controversial review that started it all!
Okay, so here it is again…the controversial review that started it all!
This review has me really wired…what do you say I take you home and eat your…er, pussycat?
This review has me really wired…what do you say I take you home and eat your…er, pussycat?
It’s a sci fi double feature, and even Bruce Campbell can’t save this one.
It’s a sci fi double feature, and even Bruce Campbell can’t save this one.
Coolio versus some pterodactyls!
Coolio versus some pterodactyls!
I take on the movie that started it all. But can I survive it?
I take on the movie that started it all. But can I survive it?
In part one of the Halloween special, I try to figure out just what the hell Phantasm is about.
In part one of the Halloween special, I try to figure out just what the hell Phantasm is about.
I try to get out of reviewer limbo while surviving the last of the Phantasm sequels.
I try to get out of reviewer limbo while surviving the last of the Phantasm sequels.
Here I take on a Twilight rip-off from Canada. Can I handle the handicam?
Here I take on a Twilight rip-off from Canada. Can I handle the handicam?
Can three “beautiful” women fight off the world’s most ridiculous vampire?
Can three “beautiful” women fight off the world’s most ridiculous vampire?
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