Mischief

Writer and TV presenter Dawn Porter is on an all consuming mission to see what it takes to shrink from her curvy UK size 12 figure to the much-touted super skinny Hollywood zero. Surviving on a diet of just 500 calories a day she hunts down the stylists, designers and agencies who are responsible for making skinniness not only appear possible, but the ultimate goal for any dedicated follower of fashion.

With Britain in the middle of a major sperm donor crisis, Danny Robins gets in his silver sperm tank and goes looking for red-blooded men willing to give a toss for Britain.

In an expose of politically-correct Britain, presenter of Asian descent, Adil Ray, travels the country to see how much he can blag using his minority status simply because people are too PC to question his mischievous antics. Alongside him is non able-bodied actor David Proud and a white male control sample, comedian Karl Lucas. The three are set the same challenges to out PC attitudes in supermarkets, taxi ranks, restaurants, local councils, the workplace.

Fed up with traffic jams and public transport nightmares, comedian and presenter Alex Riley decides to take revenge on those responsible for Britain's transport woes by embarking on a madcap mission to help the victims get even through a series of daring stunts, such as digging up the road outside the companies who cause roadwork chaos, taking cattle trucks to train companies to help them combat overcrowding, and fighting bus wars.

Are we living in a Big Brother State? Journalist and all-round troublemaker Sam Delaney thinks so. Sam discovers that, under a New Labour government, you can get nicked for practically anything - from a bit of mild heckling to wearing the wrong T-shirt. Meanwhile over four million CCTV cameras are monitoring your every move. Sam decides to fight back and assembles a band of unlikely New Labour criminals, who have all been nicked for ridiculous new crimes. He is on a mission to help them do what they want, without getting arrested. But it's amazing the lengths to which they have to go to stay within the law in Blair's Britain. Sam has to enlist the help of a barbershop quartet, a bunch of Albanians and the Shadow Attorney General.

Documentary in which bald, tortured soul Robert Murray embarks on a quest to find the ultimate remedy for his receding hairline. After finding endless experts who promise him a full head of hair in return for a small fortune, he exposes himself to a painful cocktail of lotions and potions. None of these work, so he dons a custom-made wig to face the world, terrified that it'll make him look more attractive as he tries speed-dating.