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Season 1
Are you ready kids? I am playing Minecraft for the first time. This is going to be interesting. I start the Java version from ep. 2 and onwards.
Are you ready kids? I am playing Minecraft for the first time. This is going to be interesting. I start the Java version from ep. 2 and onwards.
Feather your bangs.
Feather your bangs.
Shake your buns!
Shake your buns!
That's nice!
That's nice!
Stinks in here.
Stinks in here.
Smells like meat.
Smells like meat.
Rotten meat.
Rotten meat.
Kids why would you bring that rotten meat in here of all places?
Kids why would you bring that rotten meat in here of all places?
Kids you gotta keep your meat ice cold!
Kids you gotta keep your meat ice cold!
Kids you stupid motherf****** what the hells wrong with you kids?
Kids you stupid motherf****** what the hells wrong with you kids?
Kids you gotta keep your meat ice cold!
Kids you gotta keep your meat ice cold!
I know you like it bologna soft.
I know you like it bologna soft.
But if it gets too warm it's going to spoil and start to stink the place up!
But if it gets too warm it's going to spoil and start to stink the place up!
And I know you don't want that!
And I know you don't want that!
So come on, do it for me!
So come on, do it for me!
It's Agobo, right? Relaxing and playing Minecraft blind!
It's Agobo, right? Relaxing and playing Minecraft blind!
To Agobo, my biggest fan. Tell your dad I said hello!
To Agobo, my biggest fan. Tell your dad I said hello!
Have him memorize my face!
Have him memorize my face!
All right? Cause I'm going to quiz him, ok?
All right? Cause I'm going to quiz him, ok?
All right? Make sure your dad sees that, now.
All right? Make sure your dad sees that, now.
You know me as the world famous childrens entertainer, Oliver.
You know me as the world famous childrens entertainer, Oliver.
Recently, I faced financial bankruptcy due to my high barber bills.
Recently, I faced financial bankruptcy due to my high barber bills.
They were through the roof, children!
They were through the roof, children!
To maintain my beautiful curls I was getting my hair trimmed once a week!
To maintain my beautiful curls I was getting my hair trimmed once a week!
My looks are important, but my frequent trips to the barber were about to put me in the poor house, kids!
My looks are important, but my frequent trips to the barber were about to put me in the poor house, kids!
Along comes his dad. I meet that dad. We get along right away!
Along comes his dad. I meet that dad. We get along right away!
They ask me to stay. For a barbecue dinner!
They ask me to stay. For a barbecue dinner!
We're checking out sites and it's so much fun! He's feeding me meat, this can't be beat!
We're checking out sites and it's so much fun! He's feeding me meat, this can't be beat!
There are some sites for dads and some sites for children. We're looking at the sites for dads now!
There are some sites for dads and some sites for children. We're looking at the sites for dads now!
Megabytes per second must be in the billions!
Megabytes per second must be in the billions!
I'm going to get some extreme downloads tonight!
I'm going to get some extreme downloads tonight!
Oh please lord don't let this wonderful cream be poisonous!
Oh please lord don't let this wonderful cream be poisonous!
We're grilling up dogs, the coals are getting hot!
We're grilling up dogs, the coals are getting hot!
Woo, his moustache is thick!
Woo, his moustache is thick!
(I think I like this dad a lot!)
(I think I like this dad a lot!)
I wouldn't mind putting my finger through that moustache!
I wouldn't mind putting my finger through that moustache!
This meat is spoiled!
This meat is spoiled!
There's maggots in here!
There's maggots in here!
Hey what the hells wrong with this internet? It's slow!
Hey what the hells wrong with this internet? It's slow!
What the f#!& is this? Dial-up?
What the f#!& is this? Dial-up?
Where'd that moustache go?!
Where'd that moustache go?!
AAAAAAH THIS IS A F"&%!!"% NIGHTMARE WAKE ME UYP HOAGIE MAN
AAAAAAH THIS IS A F"&%!!"% NIGHTMARE WAKE ME UYP HOAGIE MAN
HOAHGIE MAN HELP MEEE
HOAHGIE MAN HELP MEEE
hoagie man can't help you now
hoagie man can't help you now
FROZEN. YOGHURT. REALLY? FROZEN?
FROZEN. YOGHURT. REALLY? FROZEN?
I PUT MY FINGER IN IT
I PUT MY FINGER IN IT
IT WAS COLD, BUT IT WASN'T FROZEN
IT WAS COLD, BUT IT WASN'T FROZEN
WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME?
WHY DO YOU LIE TO ME?
THE SIGN SAYS FROZEN
THE SIGN SAYS FROZEN
I WANT IT COLD. AND HARD LIKE ICE
I WANT IT COLD. AND HARD LIKE ICE
Season 1 Minecraft Wrap-Up #1
Season 1 Minecraft Wrap-Up #1
Season 1 Minecraft Wrap-Up #2
Season 1 Minecraft Wrap-Up #2
Season 1 Minecraft Wrap-Up #3
Season 1 Minecraft Wrap-Up #3
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