Mad at the Internet

Today we’ll be looking a gift horse in its mouth.

A fellow Floridian out to save beautiful women from Satan (sexually).

I was warned about girls with short hair.

A crash course in abstract art.

It is possible to love something too much.

This is what going on an episode of Dr. Phil gets you.

Kay is one of the best chefs in England with a truly unique online cooking vlog.

Secret Gamer Girl has a secret buried in 5 years of GamerGate drama. Can YOU guess what it is?

A long-lost Internet relic, and an answer to a question.

A ‘where are they now’?

A living cartoon tries on a dress to disastrous effect.

A little Oopsie happens at some random religious places on some random island.

One of my dearest fans.

A story of dogs and white girls.

A cursory glance into some recent happenings. No overarching theme, a lot of stories and meandering.

Jacob Wohl is a prodigy eclipsing Mozart, but not in anything positive. I go over a young man’s brief career and then also make fun of Sargon, Brianna Wu and Subway in the Philippines.

Wohl’s continued embarrassment, Chantal goes McDonalds vegan, Curse of YHWH returns, School shootings and female-to-male incarceration, some bingo.

Christchurch anti-extremism bill shot down by Trump, ProJared & James Charles, LumenDatabase DMCA Complaints, Carl “JUST” Benjamin, DSP, 4chan passes, and more.

Clown World, Quartz Clocks, Dog Bite Lawyers, and calls with martial arts experts who are going to get me drone struck.

Sargon isn’t as smart as he thinks he is, man self-immolates near White House, woman chimps out over Harambe, Marshall Casterson threatens to kill me since YHWH didn’t do it for him, Nick Monroe gets unpersoned, JY collapses and sexually harasses me, based chinamen build a #thotdatabase — and what does a missing Malaysian plane and 5-time Jeopardy Champion have to do with comfy streaming? EVERYTHING!

Lumen complaints, Vox runs a story on whypeepo sweaters and trannies, Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting, Carlos Meza has a nice cry, YouTube seizes an opportunity.

Twitter accepts Zoophilia, an old dangerhair from Pakistan loses her shit at Brave, Jonathan Yaniv loses, an 8 page email, Your Dog Dick Sucks, and more.

New suggested legislation that is totally going to fix the Internet forever, Kiwi Farms banned from Brave, Joseph Cumia’s DMCA and the People’s Court, Eaglefucker’s DMCA, some cooking with Kay, and a lot of other weird garbage.

YouTube’s Fatspeech Policy, Etika IS FUCKING DEAD, Eggholes, LGBTQQIA+ Assassins, /r/The_Donald Quarantined, and a long rant on Mumkey Jones.

Testing something, please ignore.

Feeding you some black pills.

Datacenter woes, Amberlynn remains fat, Yaniv has a bad week, Rekieta gets doxxxxxed, sperging about Gab/WeSearchr.

Four lessons from Mumkey Jones.

A story of triumph, tribulation, and mobility scooters.

A sad week. Someone dies, Venom gets banned from Discord, and JY has xir day in court.

Back from vacation, but coming home a winner. Relaxing stream with Yaniv’s mainstream crucifixion, Liu leaves Mumkey, and some callers.

TOO FAST TO GIVE A DAMN. STAND MY GROUND! NO ONE OR ANYTHING WILL TIE ME DOWN.

KF brought down by DDoS, E3 leaks and Jim Sterling complains about creepy stalkers, Yaniv gets arrested, Fredrick disavows 8chan, the entire Internet infrastructure disavows 8chan, Maddox thinks rape lists are the biggest problem in the universe.

Remembering Terry Davis, Yaniv’s Death Threats, Reading Feminist Articles.

MDE SHOULD HIRE ME, Monkey sex tapes, Blaire White does an oopsie (for attention), Donald Trump is the King of Israel, and Lee cooks a Bacon Satellite.

Mountain Jews go to the Supreme Court over me, reading fanmail, Ron Toye will chop your dog, and Maddox teases a video.

Sleeping Frogs, Maddox lets me down, TYT talks to Brianna Wu, Goku has choice words for Gohan, Verizon respects my webzone, Lowtax shouts us out, an FBI report, a Private Investigator report + phone call, and closing words on Zoe Quinn.

A stream to bask in the glory of 'murican patriotisms.

A week after the hack, /pol/ underestimates the Chinese, RMS is gone, Amberlynn eats a chicken, Virgo eats raw scallops.

Google wins a lawsuit, Israeli elections, Greta takes over the world, Trump gets peach’d, Alex Jones files a lawsuit, Scott Adams threatens to file a lawsuit, MundaneMatt is not the father, and I get a shoutout.

8chan is dead, a ghost of IRL livestreaming haunts my psyche, a game developer states a fact, and a man gets a inmate kippah.

How to alienate yourself from the entire world.

Xpert is tired of the “I am a Jew” thing, an LA Based Comedian tempts fate, a TX Based Lawyer tempts fate, some boomer cries about KF to Chris Hansen, and the master race gets subverted by a door.

Farmers rise up, Mountain Jews back at it again-again, women critique a room, and CHYNA.

My canary and I go for a flight.

WE COMMAND YOU, 8chan gets sued, Valve does its laundry, and Turning Point USA has a bad day.

A mother’s 20 year plan to legalize weed.

Dick discovers Discover card, I discover my notes are bad mid-stream, Fredrick discovers his fursona.

Wishing it was Impeachment Day, I get my computer back, YouTube loses to the FTC and so does everyone else, “Literally Who?” is living out of spite, fake Onision emails, real Schizophrenic emails, and Jim wants to take Hotwheels to poundtown.

Some talk about Fredrick Brennan, Dick has some problems with Chase, watching Cooking with Jack, and talking about Chris Gold.

Simba Lion shoots some cops, Chantal has surgery, Lowtax loses his wife and daughter, and Onision wants attention.

Colombian girls prefer dogs over cats, Chantal pops, DarkSydePhil saves YouTube again, cautious optimism for BitChute livestreaming, Boogie2488 finds God, and we mourn the passing of Simba Lion.

Andrew Torba busts balls and makes a fool of himself, Lowtax sipping Mangosteen while letting people do it for free, Chantal goes on a 6 hour diet, Greta wins TIME’s person of the year.