Joe Regrets

Some funko pop vinyl figures keep me up at night. From Dory to Donkey. Here’s the list.

The Baby this is Keke Palmer stan Twitter meme just came full circle, causing worlds to collide, ripping open the multiverse, like the Scarlet Witch from WandaVision will do in the near future (why my brain has connected these two events together, i do not know). Keke’s timeline-shattering tiktok was the final hoorah for the meme, and I hope the metra train DM meme may finally rest. Please have a good day.

Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall all make up the Kardashian Cinematic Universe (KCU). This is a collection of people/entities that exist in the same universe as the Kardashians, but my brain for some reason can’t process that they exist in conjunction. #Shorts

Vanity Fair’s Notes on a Scene series are always great, so I’ve done a Celebrity Big Brother Tiffany Pollard David Scene breakdown, in the same style as the Vanity Fair Director videos. Just to clarify I have no involvement with either Vanity Fair or Celebrity Big Brother. All I have is too much time on my hands.

I’ve always wondered why the High School Musical songs sound terrible now, because I used to think they sounded incredible. Mozart 2.0. So I finally did the research and find out why Troy and Gabriella sound bad to our ears now, when you rewatch HSM 1, 2 and 3! #Shorts

Cher’s Twitter is a modern-day enigma. She provides Stan Twitter with competition for the best memes, despite Cher’s being mostly unintentional. Cher's tweets are on another level of humor. I have collected what I believe to be Cher’s funniest moments on Twitter while explaining why the chaotic nature of her tweets resonates (posh word, eh?) with me. Also, this isn’t meant as any disrespect to Cher, she’s amazing! And the voice effect is supposed to resemble her voice in Believe, but I’m not a music producer.

Millennials LOVE buzzfeed quizzes, Hogwarts houses and attaching personalities to inanimate objects, like pizza! So I decided to encapsulate that quirky energy into a single video, where I ( a Gen Z) sort the planets in our solar system into the Harry Potter hogwarts houses, based purely on the characteristics I have made up for them in my own head and the vibes they give off. If you ever wanted to know the planets that belong to Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin, then watch. I am the sorting hat.