Help I Sexted My Boss

It's the first episode of the new year and, as always, it’s a time for new beginnings. New dilemmas, new eating habits and even a new gin! But don’t worry, William and Jordan haven't changed much at all. Jordan has been locking himself inside his own house, William drops a Titanic bombshell, and there’s a dilemma from a listener that leaves the boys chilled to the bone.

There's plenty to squeeze into the first Weekend Release of 2023. The boys discuss late payments, dump dinners, that watermelon video, and open up their sack of gifts.

This week has been one of highs and lows (mainly lows) as William finds himself crying in the gym, crying in the West End, and even poor Jordan has been crying out in the night at the return of a familiar presence…

In this week's Weekend Release, there’s just enough time to go through your correspondence before William jets off to New York City! Expect discussions on dressing gown belts, bob-sleighing, and some rather impressive podcast bingeing from one G&Diva.

As Jordan suspects the gay ghost is back in his life, we're going back in time to hear about Jordan's original run-in with the mysterious male figure! Plus, William tells all about his 30th birthday celebrations, and Jordan is finally ready to confess something that's been weighing heavy on his chest.

This week is all about role reversals as William has started getting into football and Jordan’s become obsessed with his new coffee machine (don’t worry they quickly revert back to their old selves). We also hear your dilemmas about texting etiquette, touchy-feely neighbours, and an afternoon tea conundrum.

Jordan’s upcoming birthday party is in need of some fun activities so William and the correspondence give him some well-needed inspiration, Wendy and her potato peeler are officially A-listers in New Zealand, and one listener questions Diego’s identity.

There’s tension in the studio today. Everyone’s routine has been messed up and it’s showing. Jordan’s under the weather, William’s got a bone to pick with New York City, and Producer Ben’s practically in tears. But they manage to put their differences aside to answer your dilemmas on topics such as urinal stage fright, the correct etiquette for farting in bed, and something called Igloo-ing? (You have been warned).

We've been teasing you for weeks, but now is the time to reveal ourselves. William Hanson and Jordan North spill the beans on their little secret.

In this jam-packed Weekend Release, the boys reflect on the big announcement of the Help I Sexted My Boss Book, we get a professional opinion on the cleanliness of a dog's mouth, we hear an update from Molly and her very loud, very kinky housemate, and to top it all off Wendy's potato peeler is becoming an online sensation... or at least we hope it is.

It’s been a stressful week at home for William and Jordan. William has had decorator drama and needed to exorcise some very strong heterosexual energy from the flat, while Jordan is starting to panic about hosting his first dinner party at the new house. They also go over your dilemmas including a very chatty boss and some risqué behaviour on a train.

This week Jordan and William are in the "Writers' Room" to start on the book, but in true Help, I Sexted My Boss fashion, they are procrastinating by reading your correspondence instead! In this Weekend Release, we hear how Wendy and her potato peeler are helping kids in Australia, Jordan contemplates your alternative party parlour game suggestions, and the dreaded topic of iglooing pops up again.

It’s been a very strange week in the world of Sexted. We saw a G&Diva prank William’s brother, James, live on national radio, “Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler” went viral around the world, and to top it all off William has been out buying rounds in the pub - what is happening?!

William, Jordan and EPB have decided to record this week’s Weekend Release in the morning… And we all know how that usually goes. To keep things civil, they take a look at some of your ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler?’ videos, play a game of ‘Is this Princess Margaret’s morning or Jordan North’s?’, and face a dilemma that only Vicar Tom can help with.

The boys finally tell us about Jordan's birthday bash, which went off without a hitch! Apart from the treacherous, rage-filled parlour game... We also hear from a listener whose friend gets roped into joining a cult called "The Coven", Jordan finds his clairvoyant powers, William issues a warning to all partygoers about Ring doorbells, and the boys have an exciting 5th birthday announcement!

William finally opens his sack! And it’s full of your handwritten letters and artwork. Jordan has just returned from a family trip to Spain where he stood in a lot of urine… And we accidentally cockblock a couple, mid-coitus.

The studio is full of noise and disturbance today - the bin men have turned up, people are chatting loudly outside, dogs are barking, and Diego isn’t even there to be blamed for once! But Jordan and William are doing their best to bring an ocean of calm to proceedings as they answer your dilemmas involving whether it’s ever ok to discuss your previous sexual experiences on a first date, and what to do when you find out over WhatsApp that your father just got remarried.

The boys are on a field trip to Penguin Random House! There’s just one problem with their new and fancy surroundings whilst recording this Weekend Release… And that’s Jordan, who is completely distracted by the most books he has ever seen. When William can get him back on track, we hear from a G&Diva who had marital problems, and Jordan tells us about his unfortunate Saturday Night Takeaway experience.

In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss we find out what happened when the UK’s leading etiquette expert had his first ever hangover, and which of the boys has had more 1 star reviews on Uber (you’ll be surprised). Plus we hear your dilemmas on workplace arguments, care-free summers, and lively love aids on public transport.

This week the boys hear from the REAL Vicar Tom, as he blesses us with his wisdom in response to a dilemma that only he can help with. Wendy and her potato peeler are still causing havoc on the airwaves, and a G&Diva across the pond tells us about their unfortunate Ring doorbell incident.

In this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, things have gotten off to an awful start. Executive Producer Ben has messed up printing the scripts, Jordan is furious when he finds out there are no brownies in the downstairs cafe, and poor William is bearing the brunt of it all! But despite all of this they somehow still find time to go through your dilemmas including accidentally getting handsy with a doctor and getting caught with some ‘personal’ toys on a trip back to the family home.

Wendy’s potato peeler continues its journey across the globe! This week we hear from a G&Diva who is helping bring our growing call and response to one of the Seven Wonders of the World, we’ve received correspondence on how to deal with bad drivers, and the boys deliberate over a listener being told that they’re too old to listen to the podcast.

This week's episode is all about fresh starts. The Sexted studio has had a glow up, Producer Ben’s feeling refreshed from his holiday, and Jordan has finally conquered the humble Yorkshire pudding! The feeling is short lived though when the boys get on to your dilemmas about cutlery etiquette, pervy father-in-laws, and some rather distasteful activity involving butter.

This week the boys dig deep into William's bulging sack and pull out a bunch of your letters! Welsh Stu makes an appearance, we have a touching letter from a G&Diva who finds solace in listening to the podcast, and we hear about some very horny housemates.

Doesn’t time fly when you're solving the nation's problems? Join William Hanson, Jordan North and the Sexted team for a livestream spectacular featuring a dodgy picky tea, an even dodgier oil slick, a 'Give Me The D’ singalong, wacky jokes, and plenty of live dilemmas to celebrate five years of Help I Sexted My Boss.

The birthday festivities continue with a very special Weekend Release! This week we’re counting down the top 5 Sexted moments! William and Jordan run through your favourite bits from the podcast over the last five years to reveal the best moment as voted by you, our G&Divas. We’ve got snippets, voice notes and reactions… everything you could possibly want from a countdown!

There are a lot of strange noises in this week’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss… Singing, squeaky bottles, songs about potato peelers, and even a mysterious knock at the door! But despite all these distractions, the boys get down to business in answering your dilemmas on negative workmates, accidentally becoming a thief at the gym, and what you should do when you find yourself in bed with the boss's daughter.

This week Jordan gets his Northern Dictionary out, there's a game of spot the live, laugh, love sign, we may have gained our eldest listener yet, and there's a very patriotic sing-a-long. We’ve also had the realisation that Mr William Hanson does not have a Wikipedia page… and one listener thinks we should do something about it.

Jordan is in a very funny mood this week (possibly from all the chocolate he's been eating) and it seems to be spreading. William has been wearing weird socks to the gym and even Mikey has been acting up by putting some very peculiar items in the fridge. The strangeness doesn’t end there though as we hear your dilemmas on being asked to pay upfront for your friends birthday party, what you should do when you swear in front of a bus full of 8 year olds, and how on earth should you react to finding out your uncle has a ‘Donkey Cock’.

After jet-setting across Asia and America, William and Jordan are back in the studio! They hear from a new listener whose dog helped them find the podcast, we find out how to order tap water at posh restaurants, and Jordan takes us through more words from his Northern Dictionary.

After jet-setting across the globe, the boys are back on home soil with plenty to unpack (including Jordan's dancing shoes). There’s also the small matter of dealing with your dilemmas on introducing new friends, how to break up with your personal trainer, and what should you do when you accidentally flash your ‘love length’ to your mother-in-law.

You've probably heard of the phrase LMAO (Laugh My Arse Off), but have you heard of LSHIBMF (Laugh So Hard I Broke My Foot)? Fortunately for the vast majority of us, we will never experience this phrase. G & Diva Erika wasn't so lucky. In this week's Weekend Release you can hear what happened to Erika during one of her recent gym trips, learn some Australian phraseology and William comes bearing gifts for EPB and Jordan.

Lots of things are getting dropped in this week's episode. A poor G&Diva dropped a weight on their foot, William casually dropped the news that he’s got a new toy that’s sure to make Jordan jealous, and Producer Ben dropped a bombshell about his helmet! But as always the boys had time to drop some advice for those that need it, including how to get rid of your best friend after you’ve made them your roommate, and what to do when your partner says their ex’s name in their sleep.

William and Jordan have finished writing the book! Whilst it's fresh in their minds they answer your pressing book-related questions, Jordan receives a gift from his old student's union, and he drops a bombshell on us in the form of a letter from his University, and William reads out correspondence from a G&Diva with an update on accidentally sleeping with their bosses daughter!

It's one of those episodes where you're just going to have to wait right until the end to hear an all time classic listener dilemma. Before that there's an unexpected new entry for Jordan's diary, a faux pas by not just any British supermarket and a whole new category of song for the banger v whopper debate. And that's before three other superb dilemmas for William and Jordan to sort out.

Jordan and Ben have been keeping a secret from William and today the cat's out of the bag! It's a very special guest, the one and only Alex Polizzi, the Hotel Inspector! The boys chat with Alex about all things hotels, she brings her own dilemma to the boys, and William answers your Coronation questions.

On the back of yet another luxury bank holiday weekend, William reacts to the 'Corry B', Jordan compares his acting skills to those on the West End and the boys can't decide which children's television characters are actually evil. Meanwhile in the dilemmas there's a G&Diva who's known for making an entrance and another who needs to be more careful when showing their dentist pictures of their teeth.

All of you VIG&Diva's will know that there's a poll in every Sexted newsletter, and for the first time ever... we have the results! We will finally find out if you are more William or more Jordan!Also in the Weekend Release we hear from a listener who received a happy ending after following advice given by the boys, we have more Sexted injury stories, and there's a disturbance in the studio.

There’s a strange vibe in the studio today. Mysterious visitors, morbid topics of conversation, and the return of an awfully distracting noise! This doesn’t, and never will phase the consummate professionals that are William Hanson and Jordan North though, as they guide us through dilemmas involving finding explicit content on your boss's CD collection, how to say 'no' to being a bridesmaid, and (god forbid) what should you do when you nearly go down on your mother-in-law?!

Now that William, Jordan and Ben are back from their respective holidays, they can get on with reading your correspondence! Stephen has been in touch with an update on accidentally flashing his soon-to-be mother-in-law. Questions are raised about pineapple tattoos, and we hear what the boys have in their freezers.

The boys have all been jet setting lately. Jordan’s been to Chicago, William’s been up the highlands and down again, and even Producer Ben has been allowed on holiday! (What happens in running club, stays in running club). But thankfully they’re all back to earth with a thud to answer your dilemmas on which biscuit to have with your tea, how to navigate speed dating in the age of dating apps, and how to tell your wife that her brother made a pass at you.

The boys are in top form today, getting straight down to business with your correspondence. They kick off with your funny nicknames, some of which are more acceptable than others. We hear a heartfelt letter from a listener responding to a bridesmaid's dilemma, and a discussion about the best type of coffee quickly evolves into penis talk… again.

After we hear Jordan worrying about the rise of AI and William having issues with the clientele of service stations, the boys reveal they have a BIG, BIG announcement to share with the G&Divas! There’s also the small matter of solving your dilemmas on family members looking through your bins and how to politely deny a visit from the toothless fairy.

To win the first pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance on coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! Elsewhere, ahead of the inaugural meeting of the AFLC (Air Fryers Lovers Club) later this week, the boys have got together to settle some particularly tricky dilemmas involving friends taking advantage of your hospitality, how to cope with being in position of authority at work when your the youngest staff member, and what you should do when a blind date goes COMPLETELY wrong.

All of you G&Diva's have been going wild after this week's Diva España announcement! An excited Jordan and a sceptical William read out your initial reactions and questions about the trip, plus as an extra treat... we have a very special musical guest on the show!

Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow-up from a G&Diva who just wants to keep the contents of their bin private. William recalls his experience working on a film set, and Jordan is truly horrified at a traumatic penis story... I think it might be time to put the penis chat away after his one.

To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! Have you ever wondered what the Spanish for ‘have I changed’ is? Or ever pondered on the French for ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler’? Well in today’s episode William and Jordan answer all your Sexted translation needs! They also help with your dilemmas on travelling the world solo, breaking bad news to children, and how to deal with accidents involving sex toys.

We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana winner! We’ve also received correspondence from a G&Diva living in Benidorm, someone in need of Jordan’s Invisalign tips, and a listener who is using an app to meet new friends! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificacy of hayfever in Europe from our Jordan, and William’s been getting schooled on punctuation by the DVLA of all places! But there’s no questioning their expertise in solving your dilemmas on topics such as how long is too long to ask for someone to pay you back, and how to tell your partner you’re not ready to poop in front of them.

The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España plane! Keeping our spirits high, Jordan gets validation from a listener about the Gay Ghost, William reads out correspondence about an embarrassing experience at the pharmacy, and we hear back about two previous dilemmas. To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they are the scriptwriters in Eastenders, the organisers of major festivals, and are even being found working in the grounds of Windsor Castle! And just like you, they cannot wait to find out how William and Jordan can help with your dilemmas on topics such as dealing with being your mates boss at work, how to chat someone up at the swimming baths, and what to do when your librarian finds X-rated content on your laptop.

Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better than the other. But we have something in store for two G&Diva's that's more exclusive than Glastonbury tickets... A place on the Diva Espana plane! William and Jordan chat with the lucky winners before getting into your correspondence about the etiquette of cancelled tour tickets, finding closure on the potato peeler saga, and dreaming about the sunny beaches of Benidorm.

There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, James, is off to pastures new. There's also an elephant in the room in the form of Producer Ben's post-Glastonbury state... Talking of Glastonbury, Jordan tells all about his weekend at the festival, and we have dilemmas asking the boys what do you do when you have unannounced guests; when is the right time to meet your other half's parents; and how to deal with seeing your father-in-law in a compromising position.

With just over a month before Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s top attractions to try and put William’s mind at ease about the trip. Keeping up with the holiday spirit, we asked you to tell us your best swimming pool chat up lines and you did not disappoint! We also have a chat with another Diva Espana competition winner! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses. There's also a Jordan lookalike who's been getting up to no good and Jordan questions whether William is good or bad.

William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationery! Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend at various events, and we have your Instagram responses from our story asking you to finish the sentence "You know you're a G&Diva when...". Plus the boys chat to two more Diva Espana winners!

Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.

We’ve got a special episode this week, instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with the boys! We’ve put together a bunch of your questions about the podcast, including ‘How long does it take to record an episode?’, ‘How did William and Jordan meet?’, and ‘How long will the podcast go on for?’.

In this special bonus episode brought to you by Specsavers, William and Jordan talk all things glasses and contact lenses and clear up your glasses dilemmas.

There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording since Jordan's return to the UK, so he tells us all about his fun adventures in Mijas, whilst William shares his unfortunate experience with a B&B. We hear dilemmas about a driving instructor with a foul stench in her car, a drunken interaction with a colleague, and a Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) loving trucker's fender bender!

Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was only right that we share some of our faves in this week's Weekend Release. We've also had a message from a G&Diva who created a "sexy time" playlist for her best friend (yes, we questioned it too), so the boys go through the playlist... and let me tell you there are some strays in there. Plus there's more discussion on washing your new clothes and towels before use, and we've been sent a lovely poem!

If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they spend half an hour talking about cars. But with three out of four dilemmas from 'anonymous' G&Divas, you know there's plenty to look forward to in the second half. If you have any complaints about the podcast, we'll be dealing with them in the same style as Airline's Jane Boulton, so you may want to keep them to yourself!

We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the film 'Red, White, and Royal Blue' as the Intimacy Coordinator, and the boys (mostly Jordan) have many questions for him. From prosthetics to techniques, Robbie bares all in this special episode! Watch William and Robbie's handy work in 'Red, White and Royal Blue' from the 11th August.

Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue over coffee. Listen out for dilemmas about humming in public, catching naughty business on camera and a final dilemma that's well worth the wait!

The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few pieces of correspondence to go through, starting with a letter about the age-old holiday staple... a sunlounger scrap. We also hear your thoughts on the "sexy" Coronation Street theme tune, having a cheeky sip of the holy water, and we've got a treat from our musical G&Diva Robbie!

William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggles to hide their horror for their local surroundings. There's more coffee chat, Jordan introduces William to his extended "Spanish" family and there are a string of sexually charged dilemmas.

The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis' wise words, it seems that William is living his holiday nightmare. To help convince him otherwise, we asked you G&Divas to share your ACTUAL holiday nightmares to make William feel better... or at least we hope it does.

William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a plane full of G& Divas and half of Jordan's family. There are drinking games, there's Wendy North on stage answering the ultimate question, and there are plenty of tricky dilemmas for our boys to (sort of) find solutions for, including how to avoid revealing your 'moose knuckle.

William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is almost impossible, and it's especially hard for William, but the boys give it a good go.

After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan's eager to slow things down and enjoy some cooler weather, things have been heating up for William as he's been spotted getting a lap dance! All is revealed in today's episode, along with answers to your dilemmas on what to do when you suspect you're being haunted, and how do you afford the therapy that comes after realising you've drunk your stepmother's breast milk?

When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because the boys had been blowing up in Australia! - And PB's got all the juicy details. Plus the boys catch up on some correspondence on dildos, massage horror stories, and getting banned from a restaurant after going for a poo.

There's lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it's also our William's birthday! - and Jordan thinks he's got the perfect gift (clue: it's got a lovely rim). Plus the boys discuss being rude to neighbours, share some very insightful thoughts on croissants, and seek to help with your dilemmas on regifting presents to the person who bought you said gift, and how to tell a dear, dear friend you don't want to watch his favourite 90s sitcom with him.

Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package. Plus there's plenty of correspondence to catch up on on topics such as AirBnb nightmares, pornos, and correcting Ed Sheeran's grammar.

William and Jordan are coming in hot in today's episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don't worry). Once they've got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner their mother's nipples are exposed.

A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM's this week - it's Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure manning the check-in desks at Luton airport during the 90's, but she's now become an icon all over again with her unsympathetic interactions with air passengers going viral on TikTok. Expect advice on whether you should clap when the plane lands, how to get free upgrades, and what to say when a passenger reveals a gimp mask from their hand luggage.

After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G& Diva brings the boys close to tears, the conversation quickly returns to regular topics of conversation. What snacks should you buy for a train journey? How can you deal with manspreading? What's wrong with PB's pubic hair? The list goes on. After that's all sorted, the boys turn to helping with your dilemmas on how best to ask a friend to pay you back, whether it's ok to say 'bless you' to a stranger, and a very dusty issue.

Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from all over the world! William and Jordan also catch up on your correspondence involving knives and forks, marriage proposals, and school assembly hymns. (WARNING: this episode contains moments of Jordan North singing.)

*There are conversations about dieting and weight loss in the first half of the podcast, press play after 15 minutes if you'd prefer to avoid them.* With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc in the studio unchallenged. Jordan's furious with the latest VAR results for Burnley, and William is equally annoyed about the new toys Mikey's bought for the bedroom (who said sleep apnoea can't be sexy?). There's also the small matter of helping with your dilemmas on whether you should be allowed to stay friends with your mate's cheating ex, and how to get over the embarrassment of mistakenly groping your father-in-law's bottom.

After some reflection on last week's episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your correspondence involving secret shopper hacks, birthday poems, and listing out all the greatest things to come out of Australia (yes, Neighbours is on there).

It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. As if William and Jordan don't spend enough time together, they're also going on an accidental weekend away together. The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional, from the sadness of a break up to the anger of a G&Diva's surprising discovery and the joy of an actual etiquette question.

The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There's also a bulging sack in the studio that's in desperate need of attention, full to the brim with gifts, tales of wedding drinks etiquette and shameful behaviour in the gym.

After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast's Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets.

In this weekend's release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson from William Hanson, and some much-needed confirmation about the pronunciation of a certain beer.

Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB's stomping around after stubbing his toe, William's already planning his birthday (it's months away) and Jordan's been up all night baking banana bread in a coffee fuelled frenzy! When the dust finally settles the boys turn to your dilemmas dealing with office mug etiquette and how to avoid your partner finding out you've skipped ahead on that series you're 'only meant to watch together.

William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists (don't be lewd) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone's generally feeling a little hot under the collar after the 90s Al yearbook photos went online. The boys also reply to your correspondence concerning dealing with dogs pooping in your garden and a top tip on how to deal with forgetting the name of the person you're dating.

After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There's also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out.

Ever wondered what William and Jordan's preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you're just curious as to what they'll be dressing up as for Halloween this year? Answers and clues to these questions can only be found in today's Weekend Release!

Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the 'upside down' of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner's bogey finds its way on to your lip.

been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan's stubble is still leaving a mark on William's chin. The spookiness hasn't finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be.

After discovering William's got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness). But he's not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates, and deciding when's the right time to drop the L bomb.

William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books... but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some quick fire questions from the G&Diva's.

There's a lot to celebrate in the Sexted studios, and things are getting very sloshy (especially William Hanson). But after having their fill of cake and G&D, the boys turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to check if your friend is in an open relationship, and enforcing proper holiday etiquette on badly behaving tourists.

An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan's neighbour's 'squeaky bed'. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger...

Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself"..

We've got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan's old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let's just say it received a mixed reception... We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William's been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate.

The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it's not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There's also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it's too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it's ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up!

After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring.

Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan's got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you're getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding....

It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'.

Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB's birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the 'CrossFit curse Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it's ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin.

Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan's are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of "canapés'. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the 'L-Bomb' and finding G&Divas in strange places.

You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It's PB's last ever episode (for now) and the boys don't quite know whether to laugh or cry... But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it's ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms.

For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe.

Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke, 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'!