GTA 5 Gameplay with Funhaus

According to Stallone's will, if his kids want to see a penny they must ensure that he's buried with four canopic jars full of HGH in a coffin lined with only the plushest of Planet Hollywood varsity jackets.

No matter how much you owe, credit card companies can't force you to pay if you've already been beaten to death by bookies and tossed in an abandoned gypsum mine.

Boy, I'll never forget that last Sunday I spent with my Nana, giddily mashing Silly Putty over and over onto the comics page. I think it was just before fun was invented.

In addition to cool new missions and updates, The Contract also features six exclusive songs by Dr. Dre himself. One for each woman's face he's slammed into a stairwell wall.

We had NFTs when I was a kid too. I carried mine around in a little tube and would whack the sh*t out of them with a wicked heavy Bad Boy Club slammer.

Baseball cards, comic books, pogs, beanie babies. Oh, sorry. I was just listing things I'd happily shove up my pee hole rather than talk to someone who's really into NFTs.

My NFT portfolio is wisely spread out between Bored Apes, Weird Whales, Multilevel Marketing Pelicans, and fair amount of Sunk Cost Fallacy Alpacas.

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So which wave of feminism will be the one that finally tells these girls to crack us a little smile?

Intended to introduce you to the FH Hotties in this description but autocorrect keeps correcting Funhaus Hotties to “Fungus” Hotties so say hello to the hottest little mushrooms around.

Every date night, as she reluctantly dons her trash bag and old rugby helmet, Florence Pugh sighs and thinks "Well, at least he finally wore down the grooves of that f*cking Shins album."

I guess I just prefer to make babies the old fashioned way: on a dirigible while slowly dying of consumption.

Well, it sure was nice having Jon around again for a few days before the San Diego Police Dept inevitably repels down through the Funhaus office windows and drags him away.

Man, all I ever got to do in my youth group was listen to shitty acoustic guitar and scream G-rated obscenities at my lap every time my penis got a little bit hard.

I once typed "Jacob Fullerton Naked" into an AI art generator and the computer just shook violently for about twenty seconds then shot its coolant all over my stomach.

Not to brag, but I lost my virginity when I was only thirteen. What do you mean "An old dress sock doesn't count."? What about a catcher's mitt full of sunscreen? Two pillows and a sandwich bag? A rolled up Slip "N Slide wearing lipstick? Whatever, prudes.

You gotta hand it to Smiff. The only thing that dries up a vagina faster than the sight of a Gundam model being built is the whisper quiet klickity-klack of a custom mechanical keyboard.

Take a look at these fancy millionaires too good to reuse a condom. I prefer to give mine a quick rinse then wring them out like Chris O'Donnell doing laundry in Batman Forever.

I got out of the LA street racing scene when it started being all about the flash and the money, rather than the art of stealing 13 inch TV/VCR combos.

Every week Jacob Fullerton painstakingly organizes and executes several daring daylight heists... of my heart.

I once offered a mormon a sip of my espresso and he shoved a golden plate so far up my ass I was spitting those shiny little prophesies for a week.

This GTA V gameplay is brought to you by Fuddruckers! Fuddruckers: At least we're not Red Robin.

I once swapped out Omar's fancy beans for Folger's Crystals. He took one sip, calmly stood up from his desk, and murdered my entire family without ever changing expressions.

"Poop on the Stool" is a great song to have queued up if "Dick in a Blender" has made your partner TOO horny and you just want them to climb off so you can watch Chicago Fire in peace.