Girls on Porn

AKA Mom I’d like to F**K! From its humble beginnings in 1999’s American Pie (shout out to creative masturbation) to becoming the 3rd most searched term on Pornhub in 2018. Tune in to find out what the girls think of Brandi Love’s “to do list”, an analysis of slurpy derpy blow jobs and what Rachel likes to say in bed!

Because if you've seen it, there's probably a porn of it. BriTANick comedy duo Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney (SNL, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) join the show to talk about a comedy sketch of theirs that was parodied (stolen), and to review Bob’s Boners with the girls. Spoiler: It's not as good as the original.

Hopefully you’ve got some poppers and brought enough lube for this episode because the girls are knockin' on your back door! Tune in to hear what the anal sex bargaining chip might get you in your relationship, and why you should never sort your porn search results by “top rated.”

Strap in and remember your safe word, because we’re talking bondage, baby! On this week's episode, the girls discuss Sasha Grey's pubes plus you'll learn which of our hosts has been tied up and what SSC means!

Gabrielle Alexa (HuffPo, Tinder), a sex positive writer/babe, joins the girls to talk about all things bacchanalian. Plus: their first experiences with porn, how no one wants to be benched during an orgy, and why you may want to leave that fishnet dress at home! Also, where do orgies even happen?

Ah yes, the age old question: Is it female ejaculation or is it squirting? ...or is it pee? Our girls can’t wait to spill loads of research about this elusive act. We’ll learn who’s a squirter denier and whether girl cum contains some of the same stuff as....boy cum? Tune in as this is sure to be a dripping wet hot episode.

You see it, you like it, you ink it, you jill it! The girls were surprised to find that "tattoo" was the 7th most popular search term in 2018. Listen as they discuss their taste in body art and whether or not they'd fuck Bryan Gozzling.

The #1 search term in the world for the last four years is here! Monica Raymund (Hightown, Chicago Fire) joins the girls to dish about lesbian porn and sexual discovery plus the very important difference between tribbing and scissoring.

JOI stands for Jerk Off Instruction – but do the girls stan this search term? Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld (If I Were You) are here to chat about the wide world of jerk off videos, why JOIs for women don’t exist, and listen to a surprising blow job that no one saw coming.

Let's take the party outside! Tune in to hear about agoraphilia, Logan Longcock grilling up some weiners and the dirty details about how our hosts lost their virginity.

Strap in, and well, on - it's going to be a bumpy ride! Ease into this week's episode as our hosts take you through pegging's origins with the Marquis de Sade all the way up to Dan Savage and Broad City. Be sure to tune in because this is Rachel's favorite search term!

Live out all your daddy issues (and fantasies) in this episode with the hilarious Philippe Bowgen. He joins the girls to talk about the different types of daddies: silver, muscle, gorilla (!) and what the qualifications are to be one. Is it age or an attitude?

Have you got a taste for nostalgia? The girls look back to bad lighting, jazzy synth underscoring and full bushes. This blast from the past will hopefully make you blast in the present!

Is three a crowd? Porn star Mickey Mod (a GoP favorite!) joins Laura and Rachel as their third to talk about life in the industry, the mechanics of a successful threesome, and to review a film starring Mickey himself: “L’appel du Vide.” Listen to find out if the girls can keep their cool while talking to someone they have def jilled off to.